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quote database this is excellent! few classics <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip? <NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% |
"<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao" OMG! that is priceless! |
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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet |
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<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips. <MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" <MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." <MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. <MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." <MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. <MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts <MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." <MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" <MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians <MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. <MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. <MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. <MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" <MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins <MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" <MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. <MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" <MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. <MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. <MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. |
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<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips. <MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" <MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." <MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. <MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." <MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. <MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts <MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." <MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" <MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians <MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. <MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. <MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. <MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" <MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins <MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" <MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. <MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" <MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. <MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. <MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. |
Liked the napster joke..
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