1963 Opel Kadett
 

Oliver!!!

Come on. The fact that it was featured on an episode of Top Gear doesn't make it cool. It's not fast, it's not pretty, they made a lot of them, etc... This car is not cool by any measure. It was Richard Hammond's car for pete's sake. He's cool, but not cool. Teeth whitening, hair styling and all.

Seriously uncool, no matter if Richard Hammond likes it or not.

an 1963 opel made its way to topgear special, and now on the cool wall, i think it deserves to be subzero :D

Oliver is cool. This car however is not lol

That's a West German copy of a Trabant. (And anything Richard Hammond owns is seriously uncool, including his necklace and haircut.)

http://www.shocauto.com/Inventory/Trabant-s.jpg

Its wheels are out of proportion with the rest of the car. Uncool.

Oliverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Naaah...