Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
 

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight! .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

LOL; not so easy for me, english not beeing my first language, but funny! :D

hehehe...thats hilarious :lol:

LMAO... this is very funny.

hehe, very nice find!!

That is so hysterical. Nice one :lol:

funny indid, :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:

:lol: LMAO,chinese is easy to learn,lol j/k

hahahahahahaha...nice find dude :mrgreen:

Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
 

HAHAHAHA I love that one
very funny, good find

LMAO, I hope there are no Chinese people on the boards :D

I know a few :wink: But these are jokes, nothing personal......

That is some Fa king funny shit.

yea i'm chinese, i'm gonna sue your fucking ass for being racist!!!

haha just kidding...i found it funny too

sorry, no offense meant stracing.. I have quite a few asian pals who taught this was very funny.. in fact one of them emailed this to me... :lol: