you've been watching the Dukes too much when...
 

You can hear Waylon Jennings balladeering your day to day life.

You talk to the General Lee just as much as Bo and Luke do during a chase scene (I.E. "Way to fly, General!")

You get offended when anyone refers to the General as a "she"

You are riding with someone and a cop tries to pull them over, you suggest
that they "Try and lose 'em at that bridge up ahead."

You actually prayed for Uncle Jesse when he was in the coma during "Ten Million Dollar Sheriff"

You can, without any trouble, distinguish between each of the 13 General Lees used in each episode.

You know the names of all the Dukes barnyard animals.

You have made wedding plans to marry anyone from the show.

You use Duke quotes at all times to make your statements to people and express yourself.

You try to call F.B.I to report Boss Hogg's and Rosco's crooked deals. So they go to jail and not the Duke boys.

You paint your car to look like the General Lee. No matter what kind of car it is.

You look try to find a listing for Cooter's garage because you want him to work on your car.

You call the operator to ask for the Dukes number.

You go with with drawls during the dreaded Clone season.

You try to find information in history books on the battle of Hazzard.

You wonder why there is no record of Bo and Luke Duke's NASCAR racing carrer.

You try to find Hazzard County Georgia on a map.

You want to (or have) named your kids after the Dukes.

You think you can jump your car across a ditch and that your car will still work after.

You try to out run a cop car that is chasing you for speeding.

You name your pets after the Dukes.

You consider Uncle Jesse as one of your own uncles.

You talk with a southern accent and you are not from the South.

You can quote intire episodes of the Dukes

You think the episodes are based on thr true life adventures of the Dukes.

You can't understand why there are "credits" at the start of the show, with "other" names when Bo and Luke ect are all real people.

:D :D
I live near where that was SUPPOSED to take place -
ALMOST true in a lotta ways !!

~T~ 8)

i contemplated doing this with my Datsun...horn and all :wink:

LOL that would have been hilarious. Although I must admit Im not a dukes fan..... My dads side of the family is from south carolina, and they watch that and nascar and bull riding 24/7. :lol: One year I had my cousin patric come to stay with me for a few weeks and we rode around in my Eclipse.
The first time we went out driving he suggested we try and jump it like the dukes... I had to inform him he was an idiot :lol: :D

i think stupid people are on the planet for the amuseent of those with common sense :wink: