Some says...
 

...I passed day and night waiting for a car to arrive at the Top Gear Test Track, but in fact I live in the Philippines.

All we you know is that I'm called The Stig:mrgreen:

some say that he wears granny knickers, that he has listened to his WHAM cassette tape over a million times and that he sometimes gets too excited in the sight of a new Audi and humps people's legs

all we know is, he is not the stig, but he is the stig's makeup wearing 80's cousin, 80's stig!

Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and he sleeps upside down like a bat, all we know that he is called the Stig.

Some say he is a puppet just like obama.
And they say he is obama stig

Some say he eats too many chocolate bars and that he doesn't wash his face.

some say he loves pat benatar and that he has a tattoo that reads "otorrhinolaringologist" on his scrotum, all we know is he is called the stig

Some say they did this gag for too long and its not funny anymore, all we know is they only have themselves to blame.

Some says I lost all my PM and it's a big problem..:-(

some say he knows what PMS feels like, and that he once killed a horse by dropping his pants, all we know is he is called the stig