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Z3uS 02-23-2007 01:38 AM

A girl just sent me this
 
I opened my e-mail today and there's a message from this girl i used to be with sometimes but not recently, she said this music is making her think about me :shock:

Sexual Healing
Ben Harper

Composição: Indisponível

Oh baby now let's get down tonight
Baby, I'm hot just like your oven
Well I need your lovin', and
Baby, I can't hold it much longer
No, it's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get this feeling
I need sexual healing

Sexual healing
It makes me feel so fine
It helps to relieve the mind
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that is so very good for me


Couplet :
Whenever these blue tear drops are falling, oh no
And my emotional stability is leaving me
But there is something I can do
Oh I can get on the telephone and call you up baby

Darling I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
So if you don't know the things you're dealing
Well I can tell you darling, oh it's sexual healing


Get up, get up, get up, get up Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up 'Cause you do it right

Heal me, my darling (x4)


Baby, you know I got sick this morning
Well a sea was storming up inside of me
Baby, I think I'm capsizing
All the waves are rising
And when I get this feeling
I want sexual healing

Sexual healing
It makes me feel so fine (it's such a rush)
It helps to relieve the mind (Lord it's good for us)
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something so so good for me

Couplet :
Oh it’s good for us
oh it's so good to me my baby (Whoahohh)

Just grab a hold
Come take control
Of my body and mind
Soon we'll be making love
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine
Open up and let me in

Oh Darling darling, you're so great
I can’t wait for you to operate (x3)
I can’t wait for you to
(Heal me, my darling)

Oh whenever these blue teardrops are falling,
You know I come calling
Heal me, my darling


Is she trying to send me a message? :lol:

PS.: Should i give her a Sexual Healing?

yg60m 02-23-2007 02:10 AM

It depends how she is ... :wink: But why not :P

bmagni 02-23-2007 02:32 AM

Re: A girl just sent me this
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3uS
Is she trying to send me a message? :lol:

PS.: Should i give her a Sexual Healing?

do you really have to ask ??? yann got it right on the spot

Stoopie 02-23-2007 05:00 AM

Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..

You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)

Mattk 02-23-2007 06:35 AM

I'd hit it. Bring back the good times. :P

pitfield 02-23-2007 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..

You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)

or in English, is she a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-23-2007 10:07 AM

:lol:

ldin 02-23-2007 10:24 AM

Marvin Gaye sings that song
she lie

ViperASR 02-23-2007 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitfield
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..

You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)

or in English, is she a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.

Known as a Butt-her-face here :lol:

htfaber 02-23-2007 10:54 AM

Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....

Incredibly funny!

Stoopie 02-23-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViperASR
Quote:

Originally Posted by pitfield
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..

You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)

or in English, is she a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.

Known as a Butt-her-face here :lol:

lol well in dutch plork means perfect lichaam ontzettende rot kop (translated in english: perfect body really fucked up face, so I figured it would be something like hobonafa in english :P)

Z3uS 02-23-2007 11:34 AM

The problem is i'm almost sure she doesn't know english :lol:
So she probably sent me this because the music sounds romantic, that's why i posted the lyrics :lol:

I don't think a girl would let it this clear that she wants to get fucked, unfortunately.

if she only wanted sex i wouldn't mind, but i don't want to be with her.

Stoopie 02-23-2007 11:42 AM

^ Well if she really wanted to fuck she could've better sent this one of Marvin Gaye:

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ll69.shtml

Z3uS 02-23-2007 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoopie
^ Well if she really wanted to fuck she could've better sent this one of Marvin Gaye:

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ll69.shtml

True :lol:

cooperluke 02-23-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htfaber
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....

Incredibly funny!

Yep, also remembered that one!! :D
Wonder if she saw the same movie?!?

Well.. I think she is toooo obvious, I don't like girls like that, too offered, but hey... the decision is yours. I wouldn't hit her...


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