I got shat on by a pigeon!
 

Well, it seems that the bad luck going around is spreading lol, I was walking along, and this frigging bird shat on me!!!!!!!!lol It missed my nose by 2mm (I felt it fly past my nose) and then splattered all over my coat!

Ok, not quite as bad as TT, Jabba, Combsie66......just thought I would inject some humour to these dark days lol :P

Shit (indeed)!! Definitely there is something around.. I also know gis has some PC problems these days...

eeewwww! Just get a BB gun and take some birds out.

haha, in spain they say thats good luck
and it looks like eveyone is having bad luck! even me! my computer is being infested by programs like pop ups

I am not supersticious but i wonder if i won't avoid JW for some days :lol: it could be contagious :wink:
Maybe aggrivated man finally use some of his "black magic" ?

loooooooooool good point!

Not exactly I think. Yesterday I wondered what was in store for me today, but instead I got invited for a job interview next wednesday. :D

yep correct,the bad luck has spread all the way to me aswell,all us brits arent doin well and my PC is pissing me off,a cricket bat almost became attached to my monitor 2nite

unlucky about the shit jon :P

I've heard that if a bird shits on you its good luck. But I never understood that.

Edit: Its worse if it land on the car and you dont clean it off, that shit can eat through the clear coat.

Hahahahaha, once I also received a heavy dose of bird shit, when I was in London.
I wanted to feed them, and suddenly theres was one on my head and left me a
nice souvenir to remember London. :mrgreen: :wink:

get ad-aware from www.lavasoft.org and run it. Also delete all cookies and files (tools - internet options: delete cookies delete files) and use Mozilla browser (I use mozilla firefox from mozilla.com)

the only luck involved in the equation is for the bird to have WINGS. I would kick the crap, or crap hole in this case, out of the fucking bird.

oh, another ocation of lucks is that pigeons dont fly.

Bad luck it is almost the opposite for me, today my brother got his licence suspended and now I get to drive an actual car not a shitty ass van, things are looking good for me.(excluding my brother)
Sure it is just an Accord but at least I can do 0-60mph in less than 30seconds

thanks but that page doesnt work, i already have a popup bloker that works good but i dont know why somethimes it doesnt stop it, now im much better but 2 days ago i almost thought i had to format my comp

it is down. Get it from here it will even make your computer faster! and internet connection too! (cleaning unwanted secretly installed programs that monitor your computer).

http://download.com.com/3000-8022-10...ml?tag=lst-0-2

Mozilla is a browser with built in popup blocker. It works much better than Internet Explorer. Believe me, I never wanted to change to Mozilla because I was happy with IE. I tried MOzilla out of curiosity and it is the best thing.

It certainly is not good luck!!!!!!!!!!

Just went drive my car, and ohhhhhhhhh loooooook! I have a flat.....fucking brilliant!

these are not lucky day's arent they?

i got examns tomorrow, shit i will be killed !

Get revising lad!

what exams are they??

Biology, British literature, precolumbus literature

i dont know if i invented the the term precolumbus but its a tipe of lit.

every lit before columbus.

attacking biology right know :roll: :twisted:

Well, good luck!

thanxs, JON_S

let me update on the unluckyness of these times by saing I failed my Physics examen Yey me!

:( I'm sorry!

sorry to hear that demon :cry:

seen as we are all confessing and stuff,lol i wonder if anyone can shed any light on this situation i have with my bastard of a PC and the mofo of a virus here is what i found and the fiiles infected,keep in mind im a dumb ass with computers so i have no idea,lol

C:\WINDOWS\system32\c.exe is infected with W32.HLLW.Donk
C:\WINDOWS\system32\cool.exe is infected with W32.HLLW.Donk
C:\WINDOWS\system32\netlogin32.exe is infected with W32.HLLW.Donk
C:\Documents and Settings\LocalService\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\I7S5ITC5\netlogin32[1].exe is infected with W32.HLLW.Donk

fuck system32.exe that fucken file is giving me trouble too

hmmm,maybe u have the same thing as me,the thing brings a box up like that worm virus did months back that restarts your PC automatically after 60 seconds

I swear its khama, i dont know wat we've bin doin wrong, but fuck me have i had a bad week.
Ive bin shit on by a pigeon b4 2, never nice, but at least u didnt get it on the face!!!
Man life sucks at the moment.

Yeah Talking about bad luck.I Crash my mates Skyline on the weekend. :cry: Whats going on with this bad luck?

jon i was kinda hoping the shit would land in your eye. things would've just been funnier that way

btw a bird shat on my foot once when i was in 4th grade

LOL, I thought you had gotten rid of it. I did some searching, it's a worm that starts up when you fire up your PC. Once connected to the internet, it logs into a IRC Server and does one of the following:
1. Flooding a specified host
2. Downloading a file from the hacker
3. Executing a file

My guess is it's flooding your PC, causing it to shutdown over and over.
Removal Instructions:
http://www.symantec.ca/avcenter/venc...hllw.donk.html

http://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/viru...me=WORM_DONK.A

The TrendMicro link seems a bit more user friendly. As in it's a bit easier to understand.

Just looking at what is required, I'm not sure if it's something I would want to do. Screw it up and who knows what will happen. I'd take it in and have a professional do it.

Do yourself a favor and buy a firewall!

Back on topic, I'm sorry to hear you've been shit on by a bird. But, I must say it is quite funny!

i know, everyone is coming up with their bad stuff, something is wrong! this is not normal

Yeah did some panel damage.Nothing too serious...Pushed the Bumper in,Dent a rear side panel,and smashed a rear light.I also ripped alot of paint off the door.How did this happend??Well RWD R31 skylines are shit in the wet,and they get side ways pretty easy.The front tyrers are wored so that didn't help either.I went around a corner at 80km/hr and as I was exiting the corner I hit the throotle to speed up 110km/hr,the arse went out,I was fishing it up the road,trying to hold to together,and hit the throotle and the arse came out,spun right around me,I jammed the brakes and brace myself as the car went backwards and hit the guard rail beside the road.My mate wasn't happy about it,because he was inside the car at the time and saw the whole thing.It was an accident,And the car is getting repaired next week.I'm down 850 dollars for insurance...Anyway,After that,I'm not getting a RWD car unless I get a cruzer like old school chevy or ford.I think I'll stick with Volvos.

awww damnit, guys!
now i got some girl problems....nothing better than to blame it on JW.....hehehehe J/K but really, i think its my fault this time....

Sorry for that DeMoN :( . Will you have the opportunity to pass it again in June or September ?

Aghh man!...I'm havin bad luck too...some days ago my keyboard got fucked up...and now...just a week away from my diving trip...I'm getting sick :( !...shit shit shit...this is all JW fault! :x lol j/k :D

i haven't been crapped on by a bird in a while now, i haven't been having any good luck too for a while. i wonder if there is a relation in there somewhere.?

Yeah, in China it is suppose to be good luck too. Like I know people that'll buy a lotto ticket after you got shitted on. I don't know if they won or not. . . probably not ;) .

Getting shat on by a bird is lucky because it doesn't usually happen so during this time if you buy a lottery ticket maybe you will win because it doesn't usually happen or something like that

LOL following this, I hope we can say without a shade of a doubt that beeing shat by bird is way more common than winning the lottery :D

i think its gone,that second link u gave they had a free virus scan which i used and a box came up sayin the worm.donk had been cleaned and the files infected i should delete so i did.now i have PC-cCillin running with a firewall so hopefully it should be clean,if not i think i may have to do the worst possible thing that all PC people hate.............FORMAT

go to windows update and make sure you have all the critical updates too gis ;)

hmmmm...at a company picnic a bird shat on my hamburger...suffice it to say i was no longer hungry. but it was funny to me and everyone around me.... it is pretty random that a bird shits on us, while they hit cars all the time....makes ya wonder....

Biology teacher fucked me :(

thanks dan 8)

also thanks 666fast 8)

not hot at all. :(