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TopGearNL 02-24-2007 06:24 PM

Whats your secret?
 
Whenever my mum goes to the supermarket I go with her, not because I like it but because I like to see other mothers frikkin loose their mind and beat the shit outta their child, I know its terrible but funny :lol:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 06:26 PM

You scare me now :( :?

gucom 02-24-2007 06:31 PM

lol ur sick!

im addicted to chick flicks/series such as Grey's Anatomy

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
You scare me now :( :?

Don't be scared, I wouldn't hurt a fly, I just see some sort of humour in that.. :lol:

nthfinity 02-24-2007 06:33 PM

I secrety like Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, and Porsches more then Corvettes :oops: 0X

MIHALS 02-24-2007 06:35 PM

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Whats your secret?
that's a secret :wink:

666fast 02-24-2007 06:39 PM

My secret, I had teh buttsecks with all ur momz. Then I wizzled on the toilet seat and left.

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 06:45 PM

/\/\ :lol:

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that's a secret
Well share it with your buddies then :wink:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 06:52 PM

you won't talk to me anymore when I tell you :oops: :cry:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 06:54 PM

^^ yes we will, :twisted:

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
you won't talk to me anymore when I tell you :oops: :cry:

Offcourse we will, I bet it is you don't like me.. :lol:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:04 PM

no, that's not it...

....uhmm....





:hmm:





ok, I'll tell you






hmmm....







I like







girls when lookin' at your custom titles :oops:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 07:05 PM

^^^wtf, say again, I don't understand your sentence :?

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:06 PM

you're not the one who'm I'm talking to, bloody BMW protector :fuck: :mrgreen:

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 07:07 PM

LOL Mihals, we don't hate you for that :lol:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
you're not the one who'm I'm talking to :fuck:



Hey, don't be so gay man, just say it :x

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
you're not the one who'm I'm talking to, bloody BMW protector :fuck: :mrgreen:


lol, too slow with the BMW remark :lol:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:17 PM

doesn't matter, the main think is you reacted :mrgreen:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
doesn't matter, the main think is you reacted :mrgreen:


I will not punish you for your insolence, because of your sig. 8)

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 07:20 PM

/\/\ You got him right where you want him eh Mihals :mrgreen:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:21 PM

yeah I still don't have any BM car actually :hmm: :D I should buy CSL then :wink:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:22 PM

too much ownage tonight, I should go sleep :mrgreen:

r2r 02-24-2007 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nthfinity
I secrety like Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, and Porsches more then Corvettes :oops: 0X

:lol: nice.

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
yeah I still don't have any BM car actually :hmm: :D I should buy CSL then :wink:

Why did you just own yourself? :lol:

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:29 PM

you just don't get it... or should I buy some CLS? :roll:

:mrgreen:

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 07:32 PM

/\/\ Nah a CSL will do, while your at it get me one too! :wink:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-24-2007 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MIHALS
too much ownage tonight, I should go sleep :mrgreen:


I have that effect on people, sorry, next time I will go easier on you :mrgreen: :wink:



Good night, I think I won't last any longer too, going to hit the sack( note; not a nutsack :x )

MIHALS 02-24-2007 07:43 PM

hit whatever you want, just don't get too close :puke:

:mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
/\/\ Nah a CSL will do, while your at it get me one too! :wink:

there's one available from the NR :wink: it's yours :mrgreen:

TopGearNL 02-24-2007 07:45 PM

/\/\ LOL! :lol:

Mattk 02-25-2007 12:59 AM

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Whenever my mum goes to the supermarket I go with her, not because I like it but because I like to see other mothers frikkin loose their mind and beat the shit outta their child, I know its terrible but funny
What!?!?!? :shock:

This isn't really a secret, but my dream job is to host Love Song Dedications on Mix 106.5, which is a show where people call up and dedicate love songs.

Minacious 02-25-2007 03:51 AM

I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease. :D :D :D

MIHALS 02-25-2007 04:08 AM

^^^ so my secret is I live on the other side of the earth shaking by fear :(

Mattk 02-25-2007 04:27 AM

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I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
Are you Chuck Norris?

blinkmeat 02-25-2007 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattk
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I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease.
Are you The Karate Kid but with like more cool?


Everlasting 02-25-2007 08:48 AM

i enjoy the occasional "gilmore girls" episode

ARMAN 02-25-2007 08:56 AM

holy shit this section is getting more bizarre everyday :shock:

Stoopie 02-25-2007 09:02 AM

My secret? I have a real nice shampoo. 0X

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease. :D :D :D




Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 10:42 AM

Ok ok, my secret is, that I am not a real gay, just a wannabe :(

Stoopie 02-25-2007 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
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Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease. :D :D :D




Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)

Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoopie
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
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Originally Posted by Minacious
I am a second degree black belt and could probably kill you all with the greatest of ease. :D :D :D




Muay-Thai expert here, I will destroy your legs then I will finish you off with a spinning back fist 8)

Seriously. How the fuck can you let the back of your fist spin? It's just physically impossible!



Dude, are you serious?

Stoopie 02-25-2007 10:46 AM

Well, you're not telling me that it is possible. :mrgreen:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, you're not telling me that it is possible. :mrgreen:


When you rotate your body 360 degrees(clock wise with your right hand), with your arm extended, and you land your fist(back of your fist) to your opponents face, he's out and dreaming.

Stoopie 02-25-2007 10:59 AM

Ah like that :) But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn :P

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Ah like that :) But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn :P


Yes of course, all about speed and setting up your opponent to drop his guard, so you can hit his temple or jaw. And also the stance of your feet, so when you make contact the impact will be bonecrushing.


In a streetfight it is very handy, but dangerous of course if the guy doesn't stand up again. You can use the element of suprise, nobody will expect it.

Stoopie 02-25-2007 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Ah like that :) But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn :P


Yes of course, all about speed and setting up your opponent to drop his guard, so you can hit his temple or jaw. And also the stance of your feet, so when you make contact the impact will be bonecrushing.


In a streetfight it is very handy, but dangerous of course if the guy doesn't stand up again. You can use the element of suprise, nobody will expect it.

In a streetfight? But you'd probably hit other people while spinning around!

(or am I just confusing this with Zangief's move)

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoopie
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Ah like that :) But you'd have to do that amazingly fast then, not? Elseway you might just be pushed over while you're making that turn :P


Yes of course, all about speed and setting up your opponent to drop his guard, so you can hit his temple or jaw. And also the stance of your feet, so when you make contact the impact will be bonecrushing.


In a streetfight it is very handy, but dangerous of course if the guy doesn't stand up again. You can use the element of suprise, nobody will expect it.

In a streetfight? But you'd probably hit other people while spinning around!

(or am I just confusing this with Zangief's move)


lol, you must be jerking my chain :shock:

LMAO :lol:

Well, it all depends on the situation and space.

Stoopie 02-25-2007 11:28 AM

http://spaneut.tripod.com/StreetFigh.../zangiefx2.jpg

:lol:

SPEEDKILLAR 02-25-2007 11:29 AM

^^ the pic doesn't show?

Stoopie 02-25-2007 11:32 AM

*sigh* stupid tripod :(

http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc257/..._122_257lo.jpg


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