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SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 11:46 AM

To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/mo..
 
As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 11:56 AM

C'mon, don't be shy, I won't laugh, I promise.

gucom 02-21-2007 12:01 PM

LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P

ldin 02-21-2007 12:11 PM

i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!
http://foot-fetish-phone-sex.biz/images/mainpic.jpg

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gucom
LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P


lol, we are male bonding.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ldin
i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!

:shock:

stmoritzer 02-21-2007 12:21 PM

:roll: , IMO this topic has ...


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1...mation2eb8.jpg

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:22 PM

Common guys, don't feel so insecure.

pitfield 02-21-2007 12:32 PM

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Jenna Haze.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:35 PM

^^^I agree on Jenna haze, but not much on your numbers :lol:

ViperASR 02-21-2007 12:40 PM

I use the Free p0rn topic :roflmao:

gucom 02-21-2007 12:43 PM

^^lol ur a man of little needs...

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:55 PM

oooh, how could I forget Jessica Biel, great ass.

Z3uS 02-21-2007 01:03 PM

When i'm not on vacation (like i am now) i usually do it 4 times a week or something like it, but during vacation it's once a day and i think about a lot of women, but the one that i find myself thinking quite much is brazillian model Ellen Rocche.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 01:05 PM

^^^^while, I can recall at your age I had almost the same "method", lol.

gucom 02-21-2007 01:12 PM

lol after seeing it in the pictures spamming topic i couldve known that was coming... i was pretty sure u werent gonna answer the question either :P

Z3uS 02-21-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dani_d_mas

He must have killed a lot of terrorists because of me, then.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 01:13 PM

lol, dani, answer!!!

gucom 02-21-2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3uS
Quote:

Originally Posted by dani_d_mas

He must have killed a lot of terrorists because of me, then.

NOW i understand what RC45 and bmw06 mean when they say we dont support the war against terror enough... they're just such big wankers we'll never be able to keep up :P

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 01:17 PM

^^^LMAO, :lol: :lol: :lol: brillant

dutchmasterflex 02-21-2007 01:42 PM

Imamsmasterrbatting right nowwaww!!

gucom 02-21-2007 01:43 PM

^^LOL

dutchmasterflex 02-21-2007 01:49 PM

done.

I think its funny how people are scared to masturbate thinking it will "ruin their sex drive."

I mean, COME on.

ViperASR 02-21-2007 02:00 PM

^^^
1 hump wonder

:lol: :wink:

Stikz 02-21-2007 02:10 PM

type bigger Dani, i can barely read what you wrote, lol. :lol:

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 02:10 PM

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9354/abyyg5.gif

ARMAN 02-21-2007 02:18 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...CZ/iseeyou.jpg

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 02:28 PM

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2219/gaybk8.jpg

ARMAN 02-21-2007 02:34 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...stal_Steel.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/boom.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...pson3lz1bw.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...891758l3wj.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...009219l2xt.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...CZ/BRITNEY.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ksHugeRack.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...859_ndn150.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...032e3a06f9.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../nipplerub.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cing_boobs.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...larjerkoff.gif :D

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 02:40 PM

/\/\ :D

Jerry springer girl is the best! :mrgreen:

ARMAN 02-21-2007 02:50 PM

LOL is this really a topic posted by SPEEDKILLA? :mrgreen: I have a fishy feeling 8)

notherless be aware of other danger:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...nger_mstrb.jpg

hehe :D

silentm 02-21-2007 03:56 PM

ya so i wank about 5 times a week... and i use pronz and not gf that ends with .jpeg :D :lol: generally it's just a random movie that gets me on, not a specific girl....

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 03:58 PM

/\/\ :-/

Stoopie 02-21-2007 03:59 PM

talking about the most gay topic ever :P

MIHALS 02-21-2007 04:25 PM

Let's wank together :roll:

and as I said before:

wanking is for those, who're lazy to fuck... :wink:
















:mrgreen:

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 04:28 PM

Losers always whine about wanking, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

dutchmasterflex 02-21-2007 04:43 PM

immaa massturbbbattingggin aggagininn!!!

ARMAN 02-21-2007 04:47 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Z/godkills.jpg

TopGearNL 02-21-2007 04:50 PM

/\/\ Don't think Speedkillar cares :lol:

MIHALS 02-21-2007 04:51 PM

so that's why your cat is so big ARMAN? :lol:

ARMAN 02-21-2007 04:58 PM

your cat is same size as mine :mrgreen: :shock: :oops: :P

Stoopie 02-21-2007 05:00 PM

ehw! :puke: I really don't want to know about your masturbating adventures :P

MIHALS 02-21-2007 05:08 PM

we're talking about CATS, the animals with 4 legs and a tail :wink:

or do you Stoopie call your dick a cat? :shock:

Stoopie 02-21-2007 05:19 PM

^ *sigh* :P

dutchmasterflex 02-21-2007 07:07 PM

ssststtiilliliill ggogogogooiininnnnn

blinkmeat 02-21-2007 07:08 PM

hahaha

wtf speedkiller?

Mattk 02-22-2007 01:32 AM

^Sure, dani... Apparently letting the juices flow cleans your insides.

Tyronne 02-22-2007 06:50 AM

Re: To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?

I like to dim the lights, get in the mood with some nice pot, put on the music, to George Benson Love Song "Let it Rain", then Jerk off to Paris Hilton oh man i Love her so much.

http://media.putfile.com/Paris-Hilton-Calls-Tyronne

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/455...tz10867rz8.jpg


Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.

Erez 02-22-2007 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARMAN

8) good 8) then i'll pick up the pace.. :P
i fucking hate kats :P
DOGS RULE :P

Mattk 02-22-2007 08:09 AM

Quote:

Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.
That's a pretty disturbing thought... :?


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