how i became a racer
 

well, it's a long story, and i'll tell it here.

my friend razell and i were having a fight about something (i don't even remember what the hell it was...). we wanted some way to solve our problem. so razell said, "let's street race!" and i looked at him like 'are you insane?' basically i said yes, and he taught me how to street race. he got me my first car which was a red nissan 350z. that car got totaled in about 3 weeks. went down a steep hill. car flipped about 4 times. i walked away with a broken wrist and a bloody nose. next car i got was another 350z, this one was black (the one i currently race with). that one i won a few races with. i kept winning races with that car. (--SKIPPING A MONTH RIGHT HERE--) razell asked me to join the crew he was with. i joined, and got our rival crew scared. i was more then just a racer to them... i was the lead's ex-g/f. he was kind of laughing about me being a street racer. first of all because i didn't even have a driver's license or even a permit... and cause i was 15 and 5 feet tall. i was the shortest... but the toughest. i showed him wrong. i took on 2 guy in his crew in one race (dodge viper and a lamborghini gallardo... pinkslips, must i add...) and squashed them dead. i got one of the guys cars (the gold lamborghini gallardo). and there you go. really, i had really good luck with that race. too many good things happened on that day... but that was the best.

Oh Chuck, the days when you still had your thunder, all young and rugged lookin'

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Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?

I have questions about NOS.

LMAO
 

Paul fucking Walker...I dont think anyone gets it.



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny

OMG they're back

Re: LMAO
 

haha

I call bullshit on this one. Gallardoes were not in existence at the time Chuck was 15. :P Nor were 350Zs.

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

I was hoping they had moved on with their lives....

Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?

Vin, have you been perfecting your Tang Su Kamino Te techniques I taught you? You know what the perfect gift for that special friend of yours would be? A Total Gym! ;)

and mr. NL, I would've only taken the part had they offered me the position of "smokey" with a few line, and plot revisions; such as roundhouse kicking Burt "Bandit" Reynolds time and time again in slow motion!

LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks :wink: . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.

Yes,

#1 How much horsepower does a body kit add, is it 25 or 50hp?

#2 How many seconds does double clutching save in a quarter mile run?

Thanks.

OWNED! 0X About time. :P

haha this thread is full of funnies :P

Yeah but now his gonna roundhouse kick him :wink:

Little do you know, I actually raced Vin, and won. We were racing to Dunkin Donut's, and I was saved by the fact I could make it there with my eyes closed, and driving backwards even! Food, women, and speed in that order 8) Vin had no chance, I don't think he knows what his mouth is supposed to be used for :(

Argh! Not more of this shit... :roll:

who the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell???? :?: :?:

Someone needs to get drunk and go out and not stay inside instead of creating celebrity aliases on JW :\

She's a comedian. I don't find her remarkably funny.

I think calling her a comedian is a bit of a stretch LOL

Shes a fat lesbian bitch who's very voice can make your dick fall off, run away and hide under a rock.

Jabba, do "they" all have the same IP address? This is getting a little old...

Well besides the obvious horsepower boost it lowers the car's center of gravity and then you can out corner anything up to a full-on racecar. I think it's 25 for most cars but 50 for the ivtec with huge muffler attached.

double clutching . . . this is the difference between the guys who run their nearly stock civics in the 12's and the 10's . . . :lol:

Well I assumed her success rode on the fact that at least some portion of society found her funny. I wholehearted agree with you that she is terrible.

And what the hell does she have to do with cars, driving and vehicles in general.

lol i think i generally get the idea :D