Did something weird today: bought two sheeps
 

Yes I hear you already thinking "sheep fucker" :roll: pretty weird, everybody has the same reaction..

Well no, it was dad's idea not to have to deal with the damn grass in the backyard... sheeps will cut it down for free or almost :D

So it was decided for two of them, afterall they are white :P

Today I was still in the office, luckily only a couple of co-workers were still around, when dad called me from the van a friend lent him to take the sheeps home. He tried to stay serious at least for 5 sec but then both animals started screaming at the back and I was already on the floor, laughini, crying and trying not to piss everywhere. It was the funniest phonecall I ever had, with both of us laughing so hard we could have simply died by heartattack!
I obviously ran home because I wanted to help taking the sheeps to the garden, and again, doing so in your suit is something you won't forget, even if they were pretty cooperative afterall.

So, I am proud to present you our new lawnmower LMAO!
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BTW, everything is so funny and weird mostly because we live in town, not in the country :D

From another person who hates cutting the grass - I totally understand. I decided to solve that problem by moving to the Mojave Desert :D

WTF Matteo? lol

that is the goofiest thing i've heard of in a long long time...

so, instead of cutting grass, you'll be picking up sheep shit? :P

HAHAHA, no need to pick up sheep's shit since basically that part of the backyard isn't really used. No children around and so on. so basically their shit can stay and help produce more grass :D

And just can't help, the more I look at those puzzled faces of theirs, I start laughing.

Ha


Good way to cut down on exhaust emmisions :D

LMFAO that is totally random! You of all people left us without a proper custom shot, I dont think those are your sheep :P

They have names yet?

NICE! you got Jabba's mower beat there.

sheeo fucker .. LMAO ...

some nice pets you got there TT :P :lol:

LMAO!

I dare you to shave JW into one of them! Or get creative and dye a Porsche emblem into one.

TT, you are aware that sheep have a strong pungent odor to them?

Short grass but your back yard smells like ass.. hmmm.. touch call.

Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:

Well at least you don't have to fill it up with petrol, you can use Groceries or leftovers instead! :wink:

Expecting a review soon :P

awww.. beat me too it ;)


Definitely shave a J on one and a W on the other!

I can't even imagine the phone call with the sheep in the background.. hope your new lawnmowers do not disappoint you!

I would expect this from a New Zealander but not a Swiss family!! :P

Take a photo of the backyard in a week so we can see the improvement.

LMAO!!! :lol:

Thanks for brightening up my day TT.

Mowing the grass is a pain!

ROTFLMAO :lol:

Lol!

LMAO that is great. i would love to have at least one but my dog would want to play with it all the time. but that seems like a good investment IMO. just don't turn into a sheep fucker. ;) i am also interested on names?

:roflmao:

Now he learns how to read :lol:

LOL, your topic was the best to start my day :lol: :D

so you bought them and didn't rent them, what are you doing with them after the gras is "cut" ?

^ BBQ :twisted:


lol btw
the sheeps will cut your grass digest it ......and shit and piss all over .. have you not thought of that ? :mrgreen:

Can we get a JW custom shot with TT and velcro gloves in the picture with the sheep?

BBQ sounds good after they've done their job.

but were they cheaper then a real lawn mower?

Thats a great idea. Cutting grass has to be the most boring and biggest waste of time ever. Do they require any other maintenance like bringing them in at night ? Do you just bring them out when the grass needs cutting or leave them out 24/7 ? Do they need other types of food ? Do they need any training not to run off or anything ?

Keep up updated anyway on your organic alternative 8)

so i guess we'll have to move the topic in the what do you drive or ride section? :wink:

well why not, my friends dad has also a few sheeps and they're doing the job very well. and from time to time we'll have a lot of sheep-meat for the grill :P

Thats a nice way to reward your workers !

If you shear them you could knit a JW jumper and put it up as a prize on here?

Actually had a major problem today, and actually so funny afterall that I risked to faint while laughing: yesterday we gae them some old bread from the kitchen's door. This morning the male understood that in there he could find more, so he rammed into the door.. sadly i was at the office already, and my dad on the lower floor when he heard the first BOOM.. he ran up the stairs, second BOOM and when he reached the kitchen the fucker was already in there, puzzled, unarmed and with a raped door behing him :shock:

to have a male was a bad idea I reckon, we'll try to trade him in for a second lady because he wasn't polite and he should eat grass, not bread!

Nope, but let's wait to see if we can get rid of the male before thinking about them :D

Yep, that was my aim :D


HAHA, a friend years ago pained a sheep in blue because she was used to enter his proprety.. so one day he sent her back to her owner totally blue LOL!


Well, I think two will still be acceptable :D

Well, pass them to friends hopefully, or just keep them untill they die

:arrow: new grass will grow thanks to piss and poo, sheeps usefull again

BTW, no idea if their meat is good or just a waste to cook them

barely, just because they are not the best sheeps around LOL

No extra effort: tonight they slept (standing still, poor things) in the middle of the backyard, but if they want there is also a little corner where they could hide when it's raining.
And no extra food needed. They have water (you can see there is some sort of fountain in there) so basically you can let them there all alone and they'll survive. Only problem is the one pictured above :D

well, sooner or later we'll have too, which could end up in some more hilariou moments if we would do it all alone!!

Anyway, can't wait to go back home and see them HAHAAH, and funny to see everybody seems to appreciate this original idea :D now, no idea how to top it :D

What about when it rains? ;)

Sheep will walk a small pasture to mud in the blink of an eye.. :)

Oh - and mutton chops and kebabs - the best.. mmmmmm

Nice original idea there. I would never have thought of it. :lol:

LMAO, nice idea TT. Funny story about the male sheep getting in your kitchen :lol:

Sheep as pets?

Ewe've gotta be kidding me :mrgreen:

/coat

Even I don't make jokes that bad. :P

why didn't you get a pair of goats? you wouldn't have to shear them. and i am sure they are just as easy to take care of.

Yup, when I say the sheeps are in town, I mean it: there are a couple of buildings right above the backyard, and ppl already saw the sheeps from their windows (and called to congratulate LOL). There is even a disco right behind that backyard :D and an hotel + "chic" restaurant 50 meters away :D let's wait for the rain and see...

Because they are not good lovers :fuck:

LOOOL

hahaha funniest story in awhile bout the male inviting himself in lol, brilliant :mrgreen:

New prob today BTW.. the male seems to be entering his "horny" moment, and while the female keeps pressing her backside against walls (literaly), he start doing weird noises while trying to sniff her pussy.. I was told they are not very friendly when horny.. dang, I hope he will get laid and don't try to ram into our home every 5 min...

Good points. But the lawnmower has its good sides too:

- no shit
- no piss
- no ramming into your kitchen
- no trying to have sex with other mowers...

^^ LMAO ... :lol:

thats soo true :lol:

But the real question is, is the plan working?

TT you bastard you got me in stiches, Im dying of laughter here man....jezzz......this is better then crack cocaine :lol: