there was a prostitute

who disguises herself as

a mutant ninja turtle

she was gay

she would fuck anyone

but shredder due to

recycled condom went missing. <-- Period

to pee on a

electric fence for thrills

, just like Myth Busters,

this fried her fanny.

She went for transplant

and found out that

she is pregnant with

the man from 1982


:lol:

that miscalculated his coordinates

with a torn condom

:o :lol:
lets stay on earth please :lol:

while shaving his

tht caught fire

while smoking a cigarette

after having sex. <period<

Next morning, she remebered

her pussy was fried

jam a comodo dragon

with her dildo-swords

and accidently cut her

head cleanly off.

legs off.

get his camera ready

and his dolls :mrgreen:

are positioned such that

Hairy armpits, so he

gets out his Venus(Razor)

and starts to

shag like it's 1999

. She wakes up feeling

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here is what we have so far.

Once upon a time there was a prostitute who disguises herself as a mutant ninja turtle she was gay and for only 5 she would fuck anyone but shredder due to recycled condom went missing. One night she decided to pee on an electric fence for thrills, just like Myth Busters, this fried her fanny. She went for transplant and found out that she is pregnant with the man from 1982 that miscalculated his coordinates when entering a time-warp with a torn condom while shaving his pubic hair that caught fire while smoking a cigarette after having sex. Next morning, she remembered her pussy was fried but still tried to jam a komodo dragon with her dildo-swords and accidentally cut her head and legs cleanly off. Now TT gets interested so he starts to get his camera ready and his dolls are positioned such that you can see their hairy armpits, so he gets out his Venus (Razor) and starts to shag like it's 1999. She wakes up feeling

a slight neck pinch

the fucking end.

or so you would think

Tenacious D rules

Can't wait for their new album

:lol: that vid is awesome

***story continues from "or so you would think"***

, but Merlin the Wizard

turns into a pro

She gets back out

then stabs herself.....the end.

with a 12 inch


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please don't keep putting the end, it's only 3 page....hardly qualify as spam yet. :mrgreen:

masturbate

and then starts a

huge orgasm, then she

^^ read the rules on the first page :|

anyway

.... starts masturbating again ....
:mrgreen: