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Tyrone 02-22-2006 09:19 AM

oh she's hot blonde long legged babe
 
http://users.bigpond.net.au/paris.hi...ris_hilton.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/771...shilton9ll.png

imprezaWRC 02-22-2006 12:30 PM

nice photoshop work :)

Tyrone 02-22-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by imprezaWRC
nice photoshop work :)


Thank you ;)

blinkmeat 02-22-2006 03:20 PM

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7...44937ix9es.gif

ARMAN 02-22-2006 06:15 PM

this is sad :| :mrgreen: nice photoshop work thou :D

ARMAN 02-22-2006 07:29 PM

good for you Dani :lol:

ViperASR 02-22-2006 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
Link doesn't work for me........... :(

same here

Tyrone 02-23-2006 03:00 AM

Here is the link

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/771...shilton9ll.png

Tyrone 02-23-2006 07:28 AM

You'd be dreaming too if her hand was on your love stick ! :P

taygunho 02-23-2006 03:09 PM

good photoshop. You got skills.

Tyrone 02-23-2006 04:03 PM

Thanks bro ;)

ARMAN 02-23-2006 06:40 PM

LOL

Mattk 02-23-2006 07:35 PM

Weird. But nice work.

novass 02-24-2006 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone
You'd be dreaming too if her hand was on your love stick ! :P

I could care less if her hand was on my stick. I just want to stick my hand in her wallet.

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by novass
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone
You'd be dreaming too if her hand was on your love stick ! :P

I could care less if her hand was on my stick. I just want to stick my hand in her wallet.

as long as your love stick is inside a woman's secret spot you will find plenty of gold hidden deep inside Désirée.

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:51 AM

Lol now I need to contact Paris and blackmail her:

"Hey Paris give me $10,000,000 or I'll release this photo to the mass media"

LOL

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattk
Weird. But nice work.


Thank you ;)~

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imprezaWRC
nice photoshop work :)


Thank you :) I am learning photoshop ;)

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARMAN
this is sad :| :mrgreen: nice photoshop work thou :D

Yeah fantasy come true for me LoL :P~

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taygunho
good photoshop. You got skills.


Thank you for saying that lol i am discovering photoshop. I used to use PhotoImpact 11

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattk
Weird. But nice work.


Thank you very much - :)

Tyrone 02-24-2006 01:49 PM

Does anyone know a place where i can enter photoshop competition where people photoshop themseles with celebrities?

Tyrone 02-24-2006 06:26 PM

Guys let me tell you something - this is the woman i dream about i am so inlove with her . I have never ever been into celebrities but omg this lady is the bomb from heaven.

I photoshopped this photo so that i can glare into her eyes and go to heaven when my life feels shitty. She's the only one that can make my days end right.

God made her so perfect and so very unique. I love you Paris omg i love you. Buy me a house so we can live together and do all those things that make us feel so much ecstacy. Buy me a car so we can go for a nice drive together by the beach, and perhaps we can go to Jessica Simpson's house and have 3some.

OOOppss i made a mess of myself again brb folks need to go wash up.


http://users.bigpond.net.au/paris.hi...ris_hilton.jpg

Tyrone 02-24-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
^^^

... is this a joke or something?? :hmm:

ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :P


lol hell no i am genuinely inlove with her. it feels as if i am in grade 1 again.

blinkmeat 02-24-2006 06:47 PM

I smell a restraining order and possible jail time :mrgreen:

nthfinity 02-24-2006 06:50 PM

i wore a flight suite like that once... do you fly?

btw, i think the only reasons we 'know' this to be a PS shot is hot one-piece shes wearing vs. the jump suite, in an unscrupulous location... nice work :)

Tyrone 02-24-2006 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
I smell a restraining order and possible jail time :mrgreen:


Well as long as i still have access to her photos i dont care how long i am in jail for lol. Come on you guys dont feel the same for her? Really i dont mind if you are inlove with her too i wont get jealous - Promise !!!

Tyrone 02-24-2006 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nthfinity
i wore a flight suite like that once... do you fly?

btw, i think the only reasons we 'know' this to be a PS shot is hot one-piece shes wearing vs. the jump suite, in an unscrupulous location... nice work :)

Thank you ... There are 3 photos rolled into one. The jumpsuit was taken inside an F16C Hanger at Nellis AFB, the bedroom shot was taken in an Iraqi shitty hotel full of bullet holes and of course Paris Hilton was ripped from an internet lol ;)

my imaginations are running high :) but omg i am inlove with Paris Hilton I swear.

ARMAN 02-24-2006 06:58 PM

:shock:
yes she(imo) is really nice looking but... after seeing few interviews with her... well... she seems to be just a dumb ultra rich chick :|

btw yes, you sound like you're in the first grade :lol:

Tyrone 02-24-2006 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ARMAN
:shock:
yes she(imo) is really nice looking but... after seeing few interviews with her... well... she seems to be just a dumb ultra rich chick :|

btw yes, you sound like you're in the first grade :lol:

yeah thanks for the compliment lol - love makes u feel young again ;)

I love everything about her: her voice, her body, the way she talks and the way she reacts to people.

I find the way people react is a turn on for me.

ARMAN 02-24-2006 07:08 PM

Do you think about anything else? Like cars? :mrgreen: Youre on a cars forum dude :lol:

Tyrone 02-24-2006 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ARMAN
Do you think about anything else? Like cars? :mrgreen: Youre on a cars forum dude :lol:

Nah not really - I only came here like most guys, to be a real guy. You know us guys are suposed to be into cars right? well i am into Paris Hilton and a bit of laughters and humour aswell.

I love BMW but I am in Australia right now and pardon my french it's a f**king rip off. The M3 here costs 3x more than the US and Germany so i can only afford a BMW 330ci.

ARMAN 02-24-2006 07:15 PM

Hehe most of guys came here cause of cars :mrgreen: Whatever makes you happy, here is everything you need on JW :wink:

Tyrone 02-24-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ARMAN
Hehe most of guys came here cause of cars :mrgreen: Whatever makes you happy, here is everything you need on JW :wink:


Well i am into cars but only BMW. I dont dare dream of Ferrari or Lambo because i cant afford it. here is a movie of me and my car outside my house.

http://www.sportswomen.tv/usaf.wmv

WARNING: boring movie.

AlienDB7 02-24-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone
Lol now I need to contact Paris and blackmail her:

"Hey Paris give me $10,000,000 or I'll release this photo to the mass media"

LOL

Consider how much the sex video helped her "career", you're better off saying "give me $10,000,000 and I'll release this photo to the mass media".

:lol:

Tyrone 02-24-2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienDB7
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone
Lol now I need to contact Paris and blackmail her:

"Hey Paris give me $10,000,000 or I'll release this photo to the mass media"

LOL

Consider how much the sex video helped her "career", you're better off saying "give me $10,000,000 and I'll release this photo to the mass media".

:lol:


LOL that would be an idea. Thanks for the tip.

April 04-23-2006 08:47 PM

sup y'all ?

dutchmasterflex 04-24-2006 03:42 PM

hey April, are you the hot chick that this guy "Tyrone" has pics of on that site?


If so, will you marry me?

ARMAN 04-24-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by April
sup y'all ?

http://serv2.imagehigh.com/files/ih0..._supercool.jpg

btw the guy himself digged his marvelous thread out today... again :roll:

Max Power 04-24-2006 04:22 PM

is that McCauley Culkin on the left?

RF1 04-24-2006 05:17 PM

nice work
:D

Erez 04-24-2006 05:26 PM

nice PS.. but is it just me or can you tell just by looking at paris how dumb she is.. poor girl.. well not poor.. :P :P :P

dutchmasterflex 04-24-2006 07:20 PM

I want paris to, she's super.

Tyronne 04-28-2006 07:27 PM

Does anyone know what the music in this video is called? i know it's a theme from the Hotel Babylon TV series from the UK


www.sportswomen.tv/usaf.wmv

ARMAN 04-28-2006 07:42 PM

Hm... why you have just make another account let me ask you? :? way to go to get banned :good: :|

Tyronne 04-28-2006 07:54 PM

Sorry i forgotten my password and someone email is not working and i didnt release i had made another account it was long time ago :(

ARMAN 04-28-2006 08:03 PM

you posted 4 days ago from your "old" account

Tyronne 04-28-2006 08:18 PM

umm no i didnt that was my wife :)

dutchmasterflex 05-01-2006 10:52 AM

You don't know the music from your own video?

By the way, you should post more pics of your hot wife.

Tyrone 05-01-2006 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
You don't know the music from your own video?

By the way, you should post more pics of your hot wife.


There are plenty of single chicks to perv at lol u dont need to see my wife.

No she ripped teh music from BBC TV series called Hotel Babylon.


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