anyone here ?
 

seems batgirl is losing her job, no one posts here anymore, take that bitch!
though after this she will come back

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Princess Amanda Lucas from Abidjan in Republique of Cote d Ivoire. my late Father Chief Sami Lucas. who was into cocoa/Cotton export, died last year after a brief illness. before his died he deposited two big trunk boxes containing $18.5mUSD(eighteen million five hundred thousand united states dollars) with other family valuables with security company here in Cote d'Ivoire registered it as art work belonging to his foreign partner who will be coming for the release and export to abroad

Please, I want you to focus your mind in this transaction for this is risk free , legal an Genuine business. I ask for your assistance and permission to submit your name as my late Father foreign partner for release of this consignment and transfer/export to your cuntry for safe keeping and investment.

I humbly ask for you to response to this immediately with your Tel/Fax numbers to enable me forward to you the neccessary documents concerning this deposit. So as to conclude this transaction under 14 good working days

My Brother and I have conclude to give you 10 % of the total money after the release of this consignment for your noble assistance.

And note that this is the only hope of my Brother and me therefore try to keep it confidential for the security of this money and our dear life.

Waiting for your urgent response.Please reply to this my private mail box([email protected])

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

you asked for spam :P

I desperately wanted to help you, but my weakly powered brain on a Saturaday morning is not really functioning properly, so can u please explain to me how this is a risk free act??

PS: I really appreciate that you posted on the right section

btw, from my almost completely lost memory, I think all the IPs from ur subnet has been banned, can you tell me how you can still post in JW??

^^It's Al. He likes to post as a girl :mrgreen:

Dear Sir,

Have you never heard of a proxy server ?

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

it's probably just another bot. After all, there are already 2 of them installed on JW :roll:

Dear Sir,

These 'bots' sound very interesting, perhaps you could purvey me one for an extra 5% of the total money?

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

/\ proof's in the response :wink: not to mention the fact that yet again, the program is female :lol:

Who is responsible for this one?

Dear Sir,

I feel I must inform you that your hasty presumption that I myself am a bot is very wrong and you should rethink your findings on this matter accordingly

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

hmmm

Strip

Wet

Dance

..... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Dear Sir,

Your reply of "strip, wet, dance, ..... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:" doesn't really make much sense unless you are suggesting I remove all my clothes, douse myself with water and then dance for your pleasure, in which case I suggest you go reproduce with yourself.
Also I suggest some english lessons so you may more clearly put the full gist of your messages across to any readers

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

hehe, this is much better than batgirl, :D

way better... :mrgreen:

yeah, we get better replies, and we have the hope of her being real !!

paml83... pms would have been more like it... this things a b i t c h

paml83 there is something I want to ask you:

1. Are you hot (as in sexy)?

2. Are you ready for children?

Thanks in advance honey. :D

I googled a bit and found her :twisted:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...a-romanini.jpg

I knew she was hot :roll:

Thanks mate, I am booking my flight to Abidjan right now - she is irresistable!!!! :P

It's a race then! :twisted:

lmfao ....
thast a photoshop right ...
i cant imagine anyone that ugly :roll: :? :(

Dear Sir,

Are you mentally challenged ? displaying a picture of your girlfriend and then claiming it is me without even bothering to change the filename is not so very clever.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.


p.s is every here daft as I still have not recieved any email communication expressing an interest in collecting 10% of my late fathers fortune.

I want YOU......not your money! If your only half as hot as komotars girlfriend then you are for me.

You got me :oops:

I'll soon be posting her HOT pics in the Ultimat girlfriend topic :twisted:

no PS... hard to believe...

Dear Saadie,

perhaps if you left the confines of your pit for more time than it takes to go to the toilet (you do leave the room for that surely ?) then you would actually meet some real women instead of just the airbrushed *supermodels* that can be found on any free pron site, and maybe then you'd realise that real people come in all shapes and sizes.

Best regards.
Princess Amanda Lucas.

:shock:

Mick Jagger's long lost fraeternal twin???

I pooped a hammer then shoved it back up my ass claw first cus it is less painful then seeing that picture.

youve got some imagination...

Or twisted fantasy :shock:

or a painful reality :cry:

this topic just took a creepy turn :lol:

yeah, when you started to insult my beautifull girlfriend :x

Shes the best of the crop, so far, dude :lol: j/k btw

having looked at that pic I'm almost prepared to put money on the fact she has a penis :lol:

lmfao :lol:

having looked at that pic I'm almost prepared to put money on the fact she has a penis and a vagina and god knows what else. :lol:

alright, that's enough!

I won't let my sweet girl to be treated like this. She can't even
defend herself, my poor baby....

I know for a fact that she HAS a vagina. Yes, it's a little bit smelly and hass
some strange bits attached to it. It is green, looks like someone hase juse vomited
over it and then let it dry on the sun for a day or two. But you know what?

It's my vagina and I love it! I love my girl for the fact that she never gets influenced by those stupid soap ads and I love the fact she hardly ever goes into the bathroom to clean herself.

All she cleans on herself is her beautiful face, wich mind you, I think is her BESTEST feature and deep down I think you do to. To bad I don't have more pics of her. Especialy of her little smelly, green vagina. You'd love it.

Oh and one more thing, don't tell me she doesn't look good for a 22 year old. Most women by then use all kind's of beauty creames and stuff. Not my baby. She's all natural. Too bad you can't see her pubic hair. Ah, I call them long locks of love....

Oh wait a minute, she just parked her car in the garage. I can smell her allready.

Later........................ :twisted:

LMFAO

LMAO :lol: ......that picture already made me jealous enough and now we find out all these other great features she has.

Can anyone say "perfect woman".... :P

PMSL @ komotar

Komo thats really gross and funny... weve got some talent here

You're damn right she's the perfect woman!

And mister, let me tell you something else................the way she sucks dick is mind"blowing".

I would keep on writing about her, but she's on my back constantly beging me to tell her how beautifull she looks.

I really don't understand people screaming and throwing things at her when we're walking down the street.

I mean, I know jealousy is a bitch but give me a break. If I see a prettey girly walking down the street ( not that a girl better looking than my honey bunny actually exists....) I don't go bananas. I just discretly slap her on her ass so hard that my hand is printed on her ass even if she's wearing three pairs of jeans and a really thick furr coat.

That way she remembers me if I slap her again when I meet her in a club or something. I mean, you always remember a good slap. Am I right, am I right................I know I'm right.

Anyway enough about my pumpkin. I got things to do. Her zit's are starting to change colour from white to black and that's when I know it's dinner time!!!

Oh, one more thing, don't bother to send fan mail because I got three rooms fully loaded with letters, wedding proposals and shit. It anoys the shit out of me.

And let me tell you, I allready have problems with the authoroties because of pimping her 5 night's a week..........I mean, what can you do, you can't let a burning fan down, now can you.....

well, I suppose I could let dingo in for a few minutes of sexual freakin' nirvana, and as I say, if that's the way to pay the bills and my F40........I don't have a problem with that.

Ok, got to go, she's getting pissed because the zit's are getting cold and she's akin' to get the leftovers........ :twisted:


Later :twisted:

Yeah baby!!!!!!!!! I'm in, I'm in......whats her name by the way?

I gotta go to work right now but when I get home I will catch a flight to Slovenia - so get her ready for me! :twisted:

Her name is Daisy, but if you'll pay those 25$, you can call her Peter for all I care :wink: She doesn't mind being called man names, she says she's used to it. But latley she said that she's starting to feel comfortable with animal names also............so knock yourself out. :twisted:

do you have any paper bags at your place? :P

ofcorse!

Don't know why but that is an item that is quite oftenly requested :? ....... :wink:

Not sure about the others - but for me I just wanted a bag to put some reminders of her in (like a lock of that beautiful hair). :P

I've actually heard of guys saying they would put the bag on her head - must be because they are so intimidated by her beauty that they couldn't "perform". :wink:

Oh, yeah ofcorse, if you'll be good you'll be able to even get one of her love locks from down below.......

As for the "bag over her hair incidents", yeah that happens quite often. I mean, it's not everyday that you get to fuck a young 22yr old of that exceptional beauty every day, now do you. And some people unfortunatly get nervous and can't get their little generals to preform :|

How long have you guys been together?

Do you plan on having kids - imagine how beautiful they'll be! :shock:

I'm not sure I should come to Slovenia to see her - I won't ever leave!!! :D