The RKK Hub, The New Ricer Killa Klub

[SFDMALEX]

Hello. This is the thread for the ricer lovers(not). Post all of your ricer jokes etc here. As you all know I hate ricers. If you want to be part of RKK put "Proud Member Of RKK" in your Sig.





Alex, prezident of RKK.

Current Members: AlienDB7,

[gis]

LMAO,count me in

updatin my sig now

i also took a small clip of a riced out ford mondeo here a couple weeks bak,its only 4 seconds long,but the car sucks

[geekdiggy]

basically if your car says civic accord or integra on it, i'd like to hang you from a lightpost.


that is all

[fedezyl]

Count me in, I hate rice eating bumblebees

[Johns]

I hate those fart Goya canner mofos :lol:

[SFDMALEX]

"Hey brooo, check it, check it, check out my new fart pipe brooo."

"How come its not crome brooo???"

"Broo, they didnt have any crome pipes for 20$"

http://members.aol.com/diericeboydie/tailpipe.jpg



Ugly ass peace of ricer shit

Guys check out the camber on those rear tires. Man, thats no Elise. He probably bent the whole fucking suspension to achive that lol.

[SFDMALEX]

CHeck this one out.


"Hey bro, you like my "crome" wheels broo? They maybe 15 inches but crome bro"

"You like my flames??? I picked em up at PopBoys, they sell em for 5$bro."

http://members.aol.com/diericeboydie/rice6.jpg

[SFDMALEX]

"Hey broooo, you like my camo rear bumper bro? Did it my self bro"

http://members.aol.com/diericeboydie/2tonerice2.jpg

[leinad111]

Joined: 14 Jun 2003
Posts: 73

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:44 am Post subject:

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basically if your car says civic accord or integra on it, i'd like to hang you from a lightpost.


that is all






^^^^^^so basically u hate all those cars........civics, accord and intgeras..........so if u see a 75yr old guy wit a civic you would want to hangem??..........just cause.....

[Kangaroo Boy]

Check this out,This is my home town,since the late 90s,Ricers have taken the hole street car scene over,it use to be street machines but now you see alot of lancers,Hyundais,Pulsars,charades and swift(I own a swift,I'm not proud of it),all done up with Wings and things..There are some real performance car as well on this site,but mostly ricers.
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/mitch2.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/mitch41.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/mitch56.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/300303CARS23.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/300303CARS30.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/160303CARS4.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/300303CARS46.JPG
http://www.newcastlelaps.net/Cars/160303CARS2.JPG
WANT TO SEE MORE-www.Newcastlelaps.tk

[stracing]

kangaroo boy, i've seen a lot of that shit around sydney

just go down to the sydney auto salon and you'll see a lot more shit. but there are some good shit tho hahaha

[666fast]

heh, i found some funny stuff for you guys.

The New Excuse Guage

http://home.comcast.net/~sms455/Autometerexcusegauge.jpg

And an article, no it's not real, but it's funny!

http://home.comcast.net/~sms455/honda-article.jpg

[gis]

^^^^^^^^ i like that news report,that killed me,lol

[SFDMALEX]

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 666Fast join the club. I loved both the tach and article.

[sbbs]

I totally agree with you guys. I thought the news was real. Damn it. Hahaha....

[troskap]

One of my friends posted that news article on our club forum. I read that, and I just about rolled over laughing.

I can see the stickers now. "Got Hamster?"

[SFDMALEX]

GOT RICE BITCH

http://www.uoregon.edu/~tmeyer/ricer.jpg

[SFDMALEX]

Uhhh a Pink Touring neon ehh?
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/pink-neon.jpg

Type R wanna be
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/integraIII-type-r.jpg

Uhh CRX on steroids.
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_11/crx_side.jpg

Check out the scoop. WRX's RUN, theres a new scooby in town.
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_11/crx_quarter.jpg

[SFDMALEX]

Why the hell would you need a wing behind the trunk??? There isnt any air flow through there? Why do you even need extra downforce on a 90bhp Civic?
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_10/double_decker_civic.jpg

Yeah baby more downforce. You really need it on a 2tonner lol.
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_9/400SS_side.jpg

Uhh man, cross drilled rotors, thats the shit.....bring on da Track, Donington here I come.
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_7/crx_brakes.jpg

Wow A rice COMPUTER. At 133MHZ, Im sure it can beat my 3000MHZ p4 due the the stickers bro...
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_6/computer.jpg

[666fast]

Heh, check this badass machine out!

http://home.comcast.net/~sms455/Geo3.bmp
http://home.comcast.net/~sms455/Geo2.bmp
http://home.comcast.net/~sms455/Geo1.bmp

A little story about the car. It's my friends car. It was all done up as a joke, he hates rice as much as SFDMALEX. The whole intention was to piss off ricers and you wouldn't believe how well it worked. He even got a gun pulled on him for spanking a Contour on the highway!
He bought the car for $1. No, that is not a typo, one whole freaking dollar!
The spolier is made of wood, and the paint used for the flames and TYPE R badge is spray paint. It's hard to see but it says Geo Racing on the wing.
A little math and the grandtotal for the awesome mods is about $15 including the cost of the car! That's excluding the case of beer consumed while goofing around in the garage.
Sadly he sold the car, since he got his truck sorted out. I've seen it around town a few times since then and the guy that bought it is just as cool. He beats the shit out of it and loves the paintjob.

[twboy1999]

hey,, they look pretty fast yo

did u know that each riced out sticker adds 5hp, so if u a ricer with many stickers on his car, watch out,,, probably addtional 30-100hp with all the stickers

[SFDMALEX]

hey,, they look pretty fast yo

did u know that each riced out sticker adds 5hp, so if u a ricer with many stickers on his car, watch out,,, probably addtional 30-100hp with all the stickers

Actually it depends. If it a TypeR sticker thats extra 50BHP!!!!

[XyKo]

I want to join too, but I have to say, I have a hook up civic which don't look like any civic at all.

First of all, I was thinking about ricing it out, but then I was having thsi intention of trying to make a unique original car. And everything else in the car is stock! Just exterior. Well, I'll let the pictures do the talking. And yes, that is my parking lot with every car belong to someone in the family.



http://home.comcast.net/~trinh.chau/Cars/DSC00228.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~trinh.chau/Cars/DSC00230.JPG

$12,000usd Lorenzo Spinners 21"
http://home.comcast.net/~trinh.chau/Cars/DSC00231.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~trinh.chau/Cars/DSC00232.JPG

My car is the ML430. Gotta Love it in the winter.
http://home.comcast.net/~trinh.chau/Cars/DSC00233.JPG

[novass]

are you the bastard child? the only one without a Mercedes LOL J/K

[666fast]

are you the bastard child? the only one without a Mercedes LOL J/K

LMAO! You dick! just kidding!
:lol:

[XyKo]

Actually look at my icon. Own one of that badboy now. And the civic is just a project car which I start off but quit.

[novass]

Actually look at my icon. Own one of that badboy now. And the civic is just a project car which I start off but quit.

i was just messin around :lol: :lol:

[dis3as3d]

Im just too general for this club I guess. I just hate idiots, and ricers are just a sub catagory in the idiots catagory. :lol:

[SFDMALEX]

Im just too general for this club I guess. I just hate idiots, and ricers are just a sub catagory in the idiots catagory. :lol:

You can join. I used the word hate sins it rimes. I really dont like ricers, and I laugh at their moranity lol. They make me laugh. I do hate their attitudes though.

[zr2man99]

Great ricer sites:

http://www.anti-rice.com/

http://www.jerseyrice.com

[XyKo]

Just want to know, Do my civic look like a ricer or just a totally different car?





























Better not say it's a rice car, or I'll put on a Jabba Sticker, which adds 150hp and own ya!!

[blah]

Ok the other day im coming home from school. And this jack ass in a integra is just being an ass at the green lights, trying to show off, It was a LS integra with a Big ass fart can so that adds like 200 horses you know. And the funniest thing happens to him on the 3rd light. THE ASS HOLE FUCKING STALLS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed so hard at him i didnt care that i almost got hit by the car behind me.

[zr2man99]

LOL, jabba will love this: http://www.anti-rice.com/rice14/lam4.jpg


http://www.anti-rice.com/rice14/lam1.jpg



http://www.anti-rice.com/rice13/2.jpg

Notice where he is parked.

[d100x]

Ricers are fucking idiots, they bring up the insurance rates, and then there are some teens who just don't know how to drive and seem completely helpless. Damn ricers. I saw a lowered Saturn at my school once and there were tiny black dots all over the side of the fender. Apparently the tire was hitting the wheel wells, which is really f-ing dangerous. Hit a big bump or brake hard on a tight turn and that thing will spin in the opposite direction of the turn. Reaaaal smart.

I'm changing my sig now.

[d100x]

That Ferrari is something to cry over. If it's not a real Ferrari, then yeah, that's funny.

[KaBlookie]

I'd like to join! Just like many of you guys, I also hate ricers. My bro and I burned several riced out cars while we were driving our dad's 1995 Lincoln Continental!! (yea it does have 260hp and 260lb-ft torque, but it weighs a lil over 4100 pounds) Also, we met a guy who has the newest style supra with a clean, acceptable body kit, HKS Ti exhaust, and tons of engine mods, including twin to single turbo conversion, and he's putting out a lil over 500rwhp right now, and his lisence plate is "RICEKLR"!!! haha my bro and I were laughing so hard when we saw that, and that's how we met him.

here are some pics I took of riced-out cars:

just plain rice:
http://www.uploadit.org/files/151003-109_0953.JPG
this used to be a ford focus...
http://www.uploadit.org/files/151003-Ford%20Focus%20tricked%20out%201.JPG
more
http://www.uploadit.org/files/151003-Ford%20Focus%20tricked%20out%202.jpg
more
http://www.uploadit.org/files/151003-Ford%20Focus%20tricked%20out%203.JPG
now this is just plain bad taste:
http://www.uploadit.org/files/151003-the%20worst%20rim-car%20combo%20ever.JPG

[SFDMALEX]

Some new rice.

"The tag says "Progress". If that's true, it's scary to think of what it must have looked like before"
http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/MVC-004F_10.jpg


Da pink shag mobile lol

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/PowderPuff.jpg

A subwoofer for the da ricers.

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/nos8-1.jpg


The blue fagot mobile

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/blue2.jpg


Da uglies peace of shit on planet earth.

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/toomuchgreen.jpg


DOWNFORCE MOTHA FUCKA

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/pokemon_basket.jpg


Check out the interior and the 20$ pedals in this baby, and the TYPE R badge!!!!

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/RiceInterior.jpg


Six pipes bro, those four bangers sure produce a lot of exhaust.

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/RiceARoni.jpg


Take a look that those scoops, that 1.2littre peace of amfibian shit sure needs a lot of cooling.

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/PM57221.jpg


This dude was droped head down on a civic when he was 2 years of age.

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/images/Ricevette.jpg



Thats it for now. Please comment.

[Jabba]

Just when I thought they couldnt get any worse......they just did....

[cho_888]

has anyone got a gun or a bomb?

http://www.jabbasworld.net/photopost/data/501/73Porshe.jpg

[dis3as3d]

Ricer are my arch enemy, so im in :D

[SFDMALEX]

Ricer are my arch enemy, so im in :D

If you want to join the club go and read what to do on the first page of the thread.

[SFDMALEX]

has anyone got a gun or a bomb?

http://www.jabbasworld.net/photopost/data/501/73Porshe.jpg


I dont think thats rice. Im pretty sure the guy put it on temporaly for some hill climb or something.