Just ordered my **NEW RED** vehicle !!!

[Jabba]

http://www.actionlawn.co.uk/images/prod-mountf-1440m-6.jpg

http://www.actionlawn.co.uk/product_info.php/products_id/76

Oh well might be a Ferrari next time I hope.

Now looking for some Ferrari shields to go on the side and a NOS kit to improve the estimated speed of between 2.2 to 9.7 km/h

[draak666]

April fools is long over, Jabba. :D You got me. What's the specs on that one?

[Jabba]

Model - 1440M
Engine - 13.5hp Briggs & Stratton Single Cylinder I/C Diamond
Starting - Electric Key Start
Battery - 12 volt / 18 Ah
Fuel Type - Lead Free Petrol
Fuel Tank Capacity - 7 litres
Transmission - 5 Forward & Reverse
Wheels Front - 13inch with Lawn Tyres
Wheels Rear - 18inch with Lawn Tyres
Turning Circle - 130 cm / 52 inches
Cutting System - 102 cm / 40 inch ContraFlo Rear Discharge
Height of Cut - 30 - 90 mm (7 Settings)
Collector Capacity - 300 Litres
Overall Length - 230 cm / 91 inches
Overall Width - 105 cm / 42 inches
Overall Height - 107 cm / 43 inches
Weight - 225 kg / 496 lbs
Speed - 2.2 to 9.7 km/h
Comfort Seat - Yes, adjusable
Battery Charger - Yes
Hour Meter - Yes
Head Lights - Yes
Diagnostic Display - Yes, 6 LED

http://www.actionlawn.co.uk/imagextra/prod-mountf-1440mub-6.jpg
http://www.actionlawn.co.uk/imagextra/prod-mountf-2048hdd-6.jpg

[jon_s]

PMSL! That rocks! You should get two of them. Split the lawn in half, then you could have races!

[Jabba]

At two grand a pop I think I will get back to you on that one...

Maybe that would make a good fun feature on Top Gear...to find the fastest mower that still mows grass of course.

[draak666]

Impressive :D Since you're thinking of tuning it, might I suggest this as a subject for the next photoshop contest? You might end up with some good ideas there, Jabba. :wink:

[Jabba]

HAHAHAHAHAH great idea !!!! 8) 8) 8)

[TT]

LMAO about the Photoshop idea :D

And as I already told you Jabba, that is to cool! The best thing when you have a big garden to mown is you can buy such cool lawnmower :D

[RC45]

Doesn't Lambo make a "lawn tractor"? ;)

[Jabba]

Yeh especially as my parents used to make us use a push along mower that used to take hours of hard work...this one I hope will be quite enjoyable to use.

[TT]

Yeh especially as my parents used to make us use a push along mower that used to take hours of hard work...this one I hope will be quite enjoyable to use.

:roll: yes don't tell me...

[PATo355]

LOl, it looks gr8 man , when i saw the thread i thought it was news about the f50 tho

[Jabba]

Yeh especially as my parents used to make us use a push along mower that used to take hours of hard work...this one I hope will be quite enjoyable to use.

:roll: yes don't tell me...

Well this one to be exact

http://images.gonegardening.com/assets/product_images/3/fl400pic.jpg

[draak666]

How does that one work? It hasn't got any wheels... :shock: Does it hoover above the lawn?

[Jabba]

Yeh...and its a shit load of hard work....

[draak666]

Never seen that before. Looks like fun... For about 30 seconds probably. :mrgreen:

[Jabba]

You got it in one.

[yg60m]

LOL, hope to see it soon with the Mountfield shields :lol: and the NOS kit :wink:

[Jabba]

And tubi style sports exhaust.

[draak666]

LMAO with the avatar. :D

[yg60m]

And tubi style sports exhaust.


LOOOOL !!! :lol: don't forget the rear wing :wink:

[RC45]

Yeh especially as my parents used to make us use a push along mower that used to take hours of hard work...this one I hope will be quite enjoyable to use.

:roll: yes don't tell me...

Well this one to be exact

http://images.gonegardening.com/assets/product_images/3/fl400pic.jpg

Ahhh - good old Flymo... it really is more work that people think - since you have to push AND steer.. ;)

[coombsie66]

^^ LOL to all! man thats a beast, but i still think our family one has got u on the sound front! Ours is a 14 bhp V-twin!!! It sounds awsome! Apart from it only revs to must be about 3-4k. U can wheely em pretty good, if uve got a load of wet grass in the back and dump the clutch!
Ours is triple blade Hayter (i think thats the name, its green!) i had the joy of spending 3 hours on the fuckin thing cutting our paddock for the 1st time since last summer, last weekend! Got a little boring having to go in 1st gear and empty the grass bin every fuckin 20 feet traveled!!

[Jabba]

Yeh I looked at the hayters...they are very nice....

The thing I like about the mountfield is (apart from the colour) is that you dont have to get off your ass to empty the grass box...and it holds 300 litres. I also got a nice place to dump it all as well.

Like you say though I am sure once the novelty has worn off it will be as boring as fuck and to think it will probably need doing every other damn week.

[DeMoN]

please jabba please take a pic of yourself on it! Have your supercars on the background lol that would be great! Oh yes, and put it as the banner too!

[dominiquelee]

Damn you.. as with many others I saw the thread title and opened it expecting a Ferrari of some type :lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Hahahahahahaha, good one, you really had me there, good choice of colour.

[yg60m]

Oh yes, and put it as the banner too!


LOL, i would like to see that :lol:

[coombsie66]

Yeh I looked at the hayters...they are very nice....

The thing I like about the mountfield is (apart from the colour) is that you dont have to get off your ass to empty the grass box...and it holds 300 litres. I also got a nice place to dump it all as well.

Like you say though I am sure once the novelty has worn off it will be as boring as fuck and to think it will probably need doing every other damn week.

On ours you just turn round, and pivot the rear grass box open wiv a lever, to empty the grass out, so i dont need to get off me lazy ass either! :wink: the grass collecter on ours is a sweeping brush, run of the PTO of the tractor, and has a roller on it too, so u get the nice stripes in your lawn.

[spd]

People actually race Lawn Mower in some part of USA, so maybe Jabbas can do some tuning and put some stickers on the side "VTEC INSIDE", I am sure you will be the champion.

[SFDMALEX]

LOL Jabba. If a redneck saw this he would kill you for it :lol:

[666fast]

LOL Congrats on the purchase, I hope it's fun!

You know, stickers make everything go faster. Slap a Ferrari sticker on the side and you can mow your lawn in 8.9 seconds.

My steps for fun mowing.
1 hop on mower
2 cruise around as fast as it'll go
3 make neat design in lawn
4 get yelled at
5 mow rest of lawn as half assed as possible

Now that I live in an apartment, I don't have to mow the lawn. :lol:

[oscargarza88]

haha thats cool jabba!
ive always thought its fun riding one of those, i bet its just the curiosity..., and u defenetly need it cause of your big big house!
and the ps contest idea is great!
and ur avatar... :lol:

[Zonda11]

NOt what I was expecting, but hey - it's still pretty cool looking!

[geekdiggy]

it really is more work that people think - since you have to push AND steer.. ;)

like a front wheel drive car :wink:

[geekdiggy]

btw jabba darn you to heck for making me think you were getting a new italian supercar and instead showing up with pics of this damned redneck ferrari :lol:

[Minacious]

So what are the quarter-mile lawn cutting times on that beast?

[SFDMALEX]

redneck ferrari :lol:

lol man. redneck ferrari.........rotflmao

[DeMoN]

I say you should try to Rice the thing. Put tons of decals and a ferarri badge maybe a plate saing Redneck Ferrari lol it could be fun.

[BADMIHAI]

You shouldn't be playing with us like this, J! I was expecting pics of a "new red"...wehicle. Oh...wait... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[nthfinity]

man, the riding lawn mower was one of my earlierst drives! 5 speed gear box with a clutch and all.... ours had a terrible rear differential, and 11.5 hp. best burnouts were in 3rd gear, and without the blades attached, it became a serious rwd mud bogging, and pond crossing beast... and all that after mowing 2 acres of grass to near golf course perfection (my dad thought it a good idea to have a 3 hole 150 yd course)

[altezza]

Congratulations on your new purchase!
I thought the red vehicle is a Ferrari, got me there, haha :)

[hemi_fan]

13.5hp!?!?! Thats one hell of a lawn-mower!!! mine's 2hp! lol I think you should re-gear it and put on some nice chrome rims, then it would be the sickest mower ever.

[Toronto]

nice, jabba has made some money in the shrimp and apple company, and now he will cut lawns for free, just like forest gump :d

[geekdiggy]

"since i was gozillionaire, and i liked doin it sooo muuuch,

i cut that grass fa frooee" :fadein:

[AlienDB7]

Jabba, you should have gotten a Lambo tractor instead! That should go well with your diablo :mrgreen:

[mitsu_3kgt_ads]

What a tease. :wink: When it comes to mowing lawns I just let old man winter do it for me. :)

[novass]

LMAO! nice new vehicle Jabba! Ill bet that thing is a babe magnet.

[DR.GONZO]

yea for sure, mod it up put the NOS on it and go look for some gopeds! :D

[Wide]

You got me 2.. :D
First I was thinkin about the new upcomin Ferrari..
Anyways.. Put some new rims.. I'm sure it'll look fantastic.. LoL..
Congt..

[Jabba]

Jabba, you should have gotten a Lambo tractor instead! That should go well with your diablo :mrgreen:

Yeh I would have done but I think they just make the farming type tractors and not the grass cutting ones.

[TT]

Here is the Challenge version ;)

http://www.zippyimages.com/files/27570/prod-mountf-1440m-6b.jpg

[Jabba]

Great Start TT !!!

[he7lius]

Congratulations for fooling us :D :D as everyone was looking forward to see a red hot car and ended up looking at a red hot lawn tractor.

I think there is a race for these “vehicles” at the Goodwood festival (saw on TV J. Button and one of the F1 presenters racing in one of these). Are you planning to give the other racers a run for the money??
:D :D
With 13.5 bhp you should do better than Shumi. :D :D

[DeMoN]

make the rims gold lol the NOS stikers are a MUST on this.

[noosee]

lol When I saw this link I thought it is Ferrari :)
And cool Avatar :)

[possessed_beaver]

i cannot believe all you sucks where fooled, when jabba told me, i said "golf cart"... so i was close.

btw jabba, u are aware that cutting the grass makes it grow quicker.. more u cut it, the bigger and more frequientley it will get in need of a cutting.

if the mower engine is quiet, cutting it could become nice and relaxing, and stress releaving.

[Schwalbe]

Nice Challenge version TT. :D
You cannot know how I will like my tractor to resemble this one. :D :D

http://www.zippyimages.com/files/27570/prod-mountf-1440m-6b.jpg

[possessed_beaver]

^^^^ someone put some *bling bling* rims on it!!! i gotta see them!

[Chingachgook]

AH AH great! It's very useful, and now I'm thinking that the grass aoutside my home is a little grown up during those months...time to give a bit of a cut

[EpHeSuS]

Some inspiration for you :P

http://www.lawndragster.com/gallery17/gall17_6.jpg

[bmagni]

hahaha, well done... i want a ride

[jake750il]

how about u save yourself the hassel and pay someone to do it :) although thats a cool mower, crash derby in the backyard sounds fun !!!

[Jabba]

how about u save yourself the hassel and pay someone to do it :)

Maybe because I am not a complete lazy ass.

[coombsie66]

^^ U dont make money in this world by wasting it. :wink:

[jon_s]

^^ U dont make money in this world by wasting it. :wink:
Well, I was watching a show yesterday called "Born Rich" they certainly wasted money, yet more came! :shock: Damn it lol.

[666fast]

how about u save yourself the hassel and pay someone to do it :) although thats a cool mower, crash derby in the backyard sounds fun !!!

Anyone who has a crash derby with lawn mowers deserves to lost a limb or two. But hey, go for it, the human herd needs to be culled anyway! :wink:

[Anonymous]

how about u save yourself the hassel and pay someone to do it :) although thats a cool mower, crash derby in the backyard sounds fun !!!

Anyone who has a crash derby with lawn mowers deserves to lost a limb or two. But hey, go for it, the human herd needs to be culled anyway! :wink:

LMAO The stupidest always take thmeselves out of the genepool in one way or another!!