he7lius
04-18-2004, 12:42 PM
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize
when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize
when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.