Bumper Stickers

[sledgeham]

Does anybody here like bumper stickers??
I have one that sez "Drive it like u stole it" on my car...Its kinda cool to show ppl ur sticker when u zip past them....
I drive an Octavia...100bhp might not look big but she can really MOVE for a diesel burner..

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Nope, that depends on what car.

[sledgeham]

well, i drive an Octavia...100bhp might not be much but she surely moves for Diesel burner...Sorry :oops:
Eats gas Hauls Ass :lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

May I ask where you're from?
Somwhere in Europe perhaps :?

[sledgeham]

No dude.I'm from India...Skodas are very popular in our country.

[sledgeham]

I've seen "My other car's a Ferrari" on old tuttering Fiats :)
BTW does seat make good cars?
I saw the new Seats and they kick some serious butt! :o

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Yeah some stickers are real funny, don't quite remember any :?

[sledgeham]

I've seen "My other car's a Ferrari" on old tuttering Fiats :)
BTW does seat make good cars?
I saw the new Seats and they kick some serious butt! :o

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Well the chassis is from seat, but the engines come from VW.

[sledgeham]

Their new design direction amazes me...Just goes to show what ppl can do if given the chance...Its all good for skoda and seat but VW is losing out at the end of the day...Why would u go buy a Golf if u got the exact same thing from a Fabia or an Ibiza ?
Anyway,this could go on and on.....
"Keep Honking,I'm reloading"

[novass]

Ive always liked "answer my prayers and steal this car," when placed on a junker.

[KaBlookie]

"my karma ran over your dogma" :lol:
"if you can read this, you're too fucking close!"


hehe I can't remember any others right now...maybe later

[possessed_beaver]

personaly i would like a bumper sticker
"i may be slow but im still infrount of you"

[novass]

this is a good one

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/p144410182567c99fb71755d16557c9b1/fbcb1d67.jpg

[Garretts_turbo]

Ive always liked "answer my prayers and steal this car," when placed on a junker.

that was on my truck!!!
haha it was a peice o' crap, though. i had a lot of band stickers on my truck windows (tool, led zeppelin, pink floyd) but im refraining from that on my new car

another good on is "beware; parts may fly off this car at any time"

[Evo]

This topic made my day..loooooooool :mrgreen:
The one on the golf made me laugh the most..lol.. Priceless..
:mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

The first one is stupid :? :?


But I love the ...rather get blown :lol: :lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

The first one is stupid :? :?


But I love the ...rather get blown :lol: :lol:

[Vansquish]

The best bumper sticker I've seen was on a beat up old Chevy Caprice station wagon. It had so much rust on the bodywork and chromed bumpers that it was eating through in places...it was filthy and had obviously been mistreated. The bumper sticker said, "If this was a horse, I'd shoot it."

runner up was something I think was posted in the pics section here at JW,
"Don't like my driving? email me at '[email protected]" or something to that effect.

[sledgeham]

" I still miss my Ex
But my aim is improving :wink: "

[suqish76]

i've seen this one on a VW beetle "when i grow up i want to be a porsche"
couple others are
"if you can read this, where the fucks my caravan"
"caution: i speed up for small animals"
"can't find your cat? check under my tyres"
cant think of any others right now will post later

[hemi_fan]

"Horn broken, watch for finger!"
"Remember folks stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph."
"Caution, I drive like you do!"
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
"I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?"
"I'm not drunk shilly sit"

--Just some I've seen or heard of :D

[gigdy]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Quit honking I'm reloading
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Lottery: A tax on stupid people
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be a honor student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
Cover me. I am changing lanes.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Forget about World Peace, visualize using your turn signal.
We are born wet, naked and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you are unique just like everyone else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
Consciousness ... That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Autie Em. Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the Dog. Dorothy.
It IS as bad as you think, and the ARE out to get you!
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep.
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Born free.....Taxed to death.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
Cats Flattened While You Watch.
I May Be Drunk but You're Ugly - and I will be sober tomorrow.
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty.
Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
I brake for Hallucinations.
Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home
I'm OK. You're So-So.
Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
"Telling an Old Person He's Useless is Abortion on the Other End"
Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Black Holes Suck.
And Finally, "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

[suqish76]

how can i love you if you wont lay down
isposeafucksouttathequestion
dont drink and drive, smoke and fly.....
and this one is from the back of a bikie's jacket
if you can read this, stop me, the bitch has fallen off again

[sledgeham]

Well,That beats EVERYBODY!!!
Gigdy's covered soo many,its hard to come up with anything else... :shock:

[nthfinity]

besides the very large obscene numbers on car windows.... an easy way to spot a nascar fan is the bumber sticker

'im not tailgating, im drafting'

also, a funny one is
'im ok with myself enough to drive this car'

[sledgeham]

dude...i got a huge "03" on my car(in yellow) :P

[T.J. Detweiler]

I have seen one defender whith a sticker saying:
"From 0-100km/h in 20seconds but with lots of stile"

And not a sticker but a t-shirt on a back of a moto:
"If you are reading this its because the bitch fell off"

[robruf]

"horn broken watch for finger"

[4RCD3S4]

I saw this one on an old rusty oldsmobile with tinted windows and bumpin' tunes:

"Dont Laugh, your daughter might be in here!"

:lol: :lol:

[Zarkoff500]

I saw a licence plate frame on a boat that was being toed (sp?) "I drives me boat, she rides me dingy"

I thought it was pretty clever.

[skituner]

ive seen this one
"my honor student can kick your honor students ass"

[teto]

there are some funny ones buy i wouldn´t have any....i prefer my car to be clean...or i just don´t know, you can´t never say never...maybe i see one that convinces me...
i don´t remenber of any...here usually you see things like

Jesus love me¨ or things like that

[sameerrao]

Here's some more...

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

Pardon my driving, I am reloading. (--> True for Texas)

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. (-->Perfect when buzzing by soccer moms in minivans)

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. (-->Priceless...)

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.

I'm not driving fast-just flying low. (--> RC45 in Z06 perhaps ... not that he exceeds the speed limit :wink: )