gat
08-07-2003, 11:39 AM
http://www.barryboys.co.uk/
this website is for english ricers.....
read the owners little quotes beneeth the photos, they were cracking me up....
some quotes.....
"Hi I'm Mr Original. I'm the first person to put a bodykit on a Ford Escort. No one has ever seen anything like this. Before I put the kit on the car it was a £450 car from a scrapyard. Now it just looks like I live in Essex and park in McDonalds all night."
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"Ahh....here's the inside view of that lovely Nova. You may notice the LCD television screen. These cost about £1,100 and are a much wiser investment than buying a proper fucking car. "
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"Bog standard escort with tinted blue rear lights (odd) and a silly spoiler. Then we've got the aftermarket big alloys. The owner has written 'Sorted' where 'Escort' is usually written. Not sure what's sorted about this car. Incidentally the passenger isn't wearing a seatbelt ("I'm so tough I don't need one"), and has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. All the stereotypes confirmed in one here.
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I often make wanker signs when i see OTT cars like this drive by me, even if im on my own, hahah, i cant help it...
they just look back as if their the hardest motherfuckers on the road, but do nothing about it...... thick pussy twats...
sorry....getting bit worked up here...lol
this website is for english ricers.....
read the owners little quotes beneeth the photos, they were cracking me up....
some quotes.....
"Hi I'm Mr Original. I'm the first person to put a bodykit on a Ford Escort. No one has ever seen anything like this. Before I put the kit on the car it was a £450 car from a scrapyard. Now it just looks like I live in Essex and park in McDonalds all night."
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"Ahh....here's the inside view of that lovely Nova. You may notice the LCD television screen. These cost about £1,100 and are a much wiser investment than buying a proper fucking car. "
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"Bog standard escort with tinted blue rear lights (odd) and a silly spoiler. Then we've got the aftermarket big alloys. The owner has written 'Sorted' where 'Escort' is usually written. Not sure what's sorted about this car. Incidentally the passenger isn't wearing a seatbelt ("I'm so tough I don't need one"), and has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. All the stereotypes confirmed in one here.
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I often make wanker signs when i see OTT cars like this drive by me, even if im on my own, hahah, i cant help it...
they just look back as if their the hardest motherfuckers on the road, but do nothing about it...... thick pussy twats...
sorry....getting bit worked up here...lol