Garretts_turbo
04-13-2004, 05:00 PM
The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit.
"But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he
complained.
"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk
explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like
this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like
this."
"But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer.
"No problem," the sales clerk answered. "Just keep your right
knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will
notice. That's why this suit is only thirty dollars."
Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder
into the air, tucked the suit's left lapel under his chin, bent
his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car.
Two doctors happened along and noticed him.
"Good heavens," the first doctor said to the second, "look at
that poor crippled fellow."
"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But doesn't that suit
fit great?"
"But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he
complained.
"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk
explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like
this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like
this."
"But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer.
"No problem," the sales clerk answered. "Just keep your right
knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will
notice. That's why this suit is only thirty dollars."
Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder
into the air, tucked the suit's left lapel under his chin, bent
his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car.
Two doctors happened along and noticed him.
"Good heavens," the first doctor said to the second, "look at
that poor crippled fellow."
"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But doesn't that suit
fit great?"