Shower Tequniques

[possessed_beaver]

ok, we all shower atleast once a day.. or should atleast.

i was qurious what evreyone's shower routine was, do you shave in the shower - clean you're theeth in there!

lets here some!

[Supernintendo Chalme]

HAHA, funny topic!

I don't shave or brush, but lately I've discovered the shut off valve by the shower head. What a brilliant invention that is! I use less water, and surprisingly my soap has been lasting a lot longer.

[FoxFour]

I just was myself. Usually takes me less than 5 minutes to take a shower.

[Toronto]

I start with soap
Then a 2 in 1 shampoo on my hair, rise, then i am done in about 5-7 min
I brush my teeth after and shave quickly,

but on the weekends i am in there for a good 20min just resting in the water

[SFDMALEX]

On weekdays its a fast soap first shampoo in the end 5 minute deal. Brush my teeth fast and shave with 1 minute to go...

On a weekend I take a hot hot bath, then I take a lengthy shower then I have a nice long shave...

[stracing]

well first i goto into the bathroom. turn on the lights if its night. if its dayylight savings i won't turn on the lights. then i go and turn on the taps. i would use my hand to feel if its the right temperature. when its right i take all my clothes off and walk into the cubicle. i first wash my hair, face, body, legs, feet, ass and penis. after that i turn off the taps dry myself off with a towel. put my clothes on, turn the lghts off and walk out.

i usually shave in the mornings. and i brush later on so no not in the shower. is that detail enough for you beav? :P

[DeMoN]

I take a dump in the morning while the water is heating, I brush my teeth while I take a shower and I sit in front of my computer and read the forums while I am sitting on my towel drying myself.

BEAT THAT!

[Fleischmann]

2 minutes of water, soap, 2 minutes of water, 3 minutes for brushing my teeth :)
I'm gonna have to start shaving very soon...

[TT]

This topic is twisted :D

Anyway, my showering technique is pretty simple... open the water untill it's the right temperature, then put my whole self under the water... first shampoo on the (short) hair, then soap on the rest of the body (water still open and usually the shower kept between my knees LOL).
Then I simply wash the soap away and exit :D

When I have the needed time it's always a bath tough ;)

[RC45]

Y'all are liars... ;)

http://www.z06vette.com/gallery/data/500/3648jw_picz.jpg

[TT]

HAHAHAH, I seriously hope nobody will post pics!!! :D I think it's better for me to stop entering this topic :P

[AlienDB7]

You guys forgot about the most critical part, the shower head angle! It has be at the proper angle in order to maximize coverage and to achieve optimal air-water mixture :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Twice a week I take a bath for about 2 hours and the rince myself.

And as for the daily shower, well almost the same as the rest.

[jon_s]

Well, I am a shower man: I put on the shaving foam, then turn the shower on, then shave....by which time the water is nice and warm, get in wash myself. I usually stand with my back to the water stream. From the moment I get out of bed to the moment I am dry and dressed is 10mins.

I also, have 10mins on the snooze for the alarm, and it takes me 10mins to have breakfast. So it takes me exactly 30mins to get up and out for work in the morning. Oh, and it takes 10mins to walk to the station in the morning. I have a finely tuned morning routine. If I am slow, by 3mins, I will miss the train!

[corvette97]

1: a quick water spray

2: soap

3: shampoo and stuff

4: clean the areas

5: shave

6: another water spray

[Zonda11]

1- shampoo
2- soap (upper body)
3- soap (lower body)
4- water

Done 7-9 mins

No more shaving in the shower -- i jam up the drain

[666fast]

I'm gonna have to start shaving very soon...


Don't get too excited, shaving sucks.

I get up and stagger into the bathroom.
Turn on the shower
Take a piss while letting the water warm up. (I live in an apartment, it takes a minute)
Stand under water for a few minutes
grab soap and cleanse myself
shampoo, used as directed :wink:
conditioner
repeated if desired
brush teeth
Then shave, but it's optional. Sometimes I just can't be bothered
dry off
get dressed
go off to do whatever it is I'm gonna do

I don't do my hair, the way it is when it dries is the way it stays. Besdies, I usually wear a hat.

[itsthepham]

I take my damn time in the shower even if im late for something. lol. Dont want to go into detail....

[possessed_beaver]

guys guys showeing is an art!

walk into bathroom
trmove cloaths
turn shower on wait 2 seconds for water to be warm
get in
wet and apply shampoo to hair
wet face and apply deep facial cleaner
procede in washing body twice
rince soap off body
stand under the shower for a few min's thinking and wasting australia's water.

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave, measure penis.
then apply moisturiser to skin.

[BADMIHAI]

measure penis.
then apply moisturiser to skin.


I can't even imagine how many cats have lost their lives to that procedure. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wink:

[callen]

turn on water, come back to computer in the living room to put on music nice and loud so i can hear it in the shower! i take off my splint on my broken finger, jump in the shower, soap head to toe, rinse, shampoo. out of the shower. i only shave every third or fourth day when it starts to get long. (i should be shaving everyday, but i am student not a professional and i dont care to spend the time everyday) deodarize, colognasize, get dressed and back on the computer to turn down the music! :D

[jon_s]

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave,

So you shave after you have had a shower, interesting lol :P

[RC45]

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave,

So you shave after you have had a shower, interesting lol :P

That's when those with strong manly beard find it easiest to shave.. after the wirey bristles have softened up in the warm water... hey beav... :P

At least that's what the "Queer eye for the Straight guy" bloke said... ;)

[jon_s]

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave,

So you shave after you have had a shower, interesting lol :P

That's when those with strong manly beard find it easiest to shave.. after the wirey bristles have softened up in the warm water... hey beav... :P

At least that's what the "Queer eye for the Straight guy" bloke said... ;)

LOL :lol: good point!

[SFDMALEX]

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave,

So you shave after you have had a shower, interesting lol :P

yes...is that uncomon?


And RC what are you doing watching that queer ass for the straight guy show ey??? :lol:

[novass]

I keep my showers quick and simple. Shampoo then soap up the body. Thats all I do in the shower. I shave and brush my teeth after I get out.

[possessed_beaver]

get out throughley dry myself, have a shave,

So you shave after you have had a shower, interesting lol :P

yes...is that uncomon?


And RC what are you doing watching that queer ass for the straight guy show ey??? :lol:

aye i watch queer eye for a strait guy :oops: :oops: :oops:

i diden't think it was uncommon to shave after you shower, and with tough oily beaver heir it's hard 2 shave :D

i thought i was normal... but im an outcast :(

[No.1]

Right then... here's my shower routine...

1. Turn Shower onto right pressure and temperature.
2. Wash body first
3. Shampoo hair twice, then rinse for a min or two
4. Wash feet (if i don't they will smell)
5. Wash face
6. Shave at the sink
7. Wash Face again
8. Brush Teeth
9. Apply Post-shave balm
10. Get ready to go.

This ll takes about 30mins :lol: , but its because i'm worth it. :lol:

PS>> a shave in the shower is playing with fire. If i dropped the razor, i would slice into my bell-end :( ... very dangerous indeed :wink:

[Junk2006]

I am going to assume you meant penis by bell-end

Remember when shaving always use a trimmer don't use razors. Once I used a razor on my down under. It was like shaving for the first time. Leave it to the pros

[No.1]

^^^^^

Thanks for the tip... :wink:

[he7lius]

I am going to assume you meant penis by bell-end

Remember when shaving always use a trimmer don't use razors. Once I used a razor on my down under. It was like shaving for the first time. Leave it to the pros
LOL :D :D

Funny topic this is.
This topics are very good for the Jabba comunity as it makes everyone feel at home.