N.J.
04-07-2004, 11:39 PM
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "man i got a bet for you, see that glass over there? I'll bet you $200 that I can piss into that glass over there and not miss a single drop"
The bartender gives the all clear.
The man is going, "dick, glass, dick, glass, dick glass, dick glass...
all of a sudden, "Wiiiiiiisssshhhhh - he's pissing on the bar, on the floor, on the stole, on the bartender"
The bartender says, "You fucken idiot man! You're pissing everywhere except the fucken glass" laughen.
The man hands over the $200 to the bartender smiling.
The bartender says, "what are smiling about idiot, you just lost $200!"
The man points to another guy in the bar and says to the bartender, "see that guy over there? I bet him $500 that I could piss on your floor, stole, bar and piss on you and not only would you not be mad, you'd be happy!"
The bartender gives the all clear.
The man is going, "dick, glass, dick, glass, dick glass, dick glass...
all of a sudden, "Wiiiiiiisssshhhhh - he's pissing on the bar, on the floor, on the stole, on the bartender"
The bartender says, "You fucken idiot man! You're pissing everywhere except the fucken glass" laughen.
The man hands over the $200 to the bartender smiling.
The bartender says, "what are smiling about idiot, you just lost $200!"
The man points to another guy in the bar and says to the bartender, "see that guy over there? I bet him $500 that I could piss on your floor, stole, bar and piss on you and not only would you not be mad, you'd be happy!"