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yg60m
04-05-2004, 04:58 PM
It's 1988 and a 27-year-old futures trader has totalled his new 911 in a deep ditch. When the ambulance arrives, he's trapped under the car, moaning 'My Porsche ! My Porsche !' Annoyed, one of the medicos points out the fact that the young man is in pretty bad shape himself ; in fact, his left arm's missing. The yuppie looks stunned, then begins wailing : 'My Rolex ! My Rolex !'

skituner
04-05-2004, 05:07 PM
ahahah
thats a good one

No.1
04-05-2004, 06:12 PM
Where did you get that from?

I read it only a couple of days ago :?

SPEEDKILLAR
04-05-2004, 06:14 PM
Hahahahaha, stupid yuppies :lol:

geekdiggy
04-05-2004, 07:45 PM
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...

Junk2006
04-05-2004, 08:08 PM
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...

WTF!!?
How would you know :wink:

crazidude
04-06-2004, 12:24 AM
Heh there's so many variations of this joke.

yg60m
04-06-2004, 01:01 AM
Where did you get that from?

I read it only a couple of days ago


I took it from CAR magazine.

BADMIHAI
04-07-2004, 06:06 PM
geekdiggy wrote:
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...



WTF!!?
How would you know
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Because it was him who crashed the Porsche/lost his arm/Rolex.

Tomerville
04-07-2004, 06:09 PM
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...


Why are you thinking about that Geek!?...yeah, that is a really old joke...

Hawk
04-07-2004, 11:29 PM
Thats a good one.