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FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 08:00 PM
This is so funny, but apparently true. In fact I wondered if
I should've put in the Jokes and Humor section. Apparently
all that our mothers have been telling us, for ages, about
nose picking is totaly untrue. Children, Pick away. :twisted: :mrgreen:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html

TT
03-26-2004, 08:02 PM
Oh my... pretty twisted news :D

Jabba
03-26-2004, 08:17 PM
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.

Junk2006
03-26-2004, 08:23 PM
Ya but its like taking a shit you don't do it in public

Jabba
03-26-2004, 08:25 PM
hahahahah...I guess so...and proabably masturbating that I hear is very good for the prostate gland or something.

FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 08:34 PM
Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.

Me to, I can't stand picking my nose let alone eating the dry remains.
I can honestly say that I have never done before and will never do it
in the future. I hate the taste of snot.


hahahahah...I guess so...and proabably masturbating that I hear is very good for the prostate gland or something.

Speaking of masturbation, did anyone else notice how this article
read very similarly to most articles supporting masturbation. :? in
fact you could just about replace every "picking your nose and
eating it" frase with "masturbation" and it would have totaly fit.

666fast
03-26-2004, 08:35 PM
Think I will stick to my multi-vitamin pills for now.


Same here:
Vitamin Ct (Chocolate)
Vitamin P (Pepsi)
Vitamin PZ (Pizza)
Vitamin OC (Oreo Cookie)
Vitamin BR (beer)

Jabba
03-26-2004, 08:43 PM
HAHHAHA Vitamin PZ seems like the important one...

geekdiggy
03-26-2004, 08:54 PM
geekdiggy a.k.a. Vitamin S.E.X.

Junk2006
03-26-2004, 09:11 PM
Speaking of masturbation, did anyone else notice how this article
read very similarly to most articles supporting masturbation. in
fact you could just about replace every "picking your nose and
eating it" frase with "masturbation" and it would have totaly fit.
I never knew masturbating was good for the immune system excuse me while I work out my immune system

SFDMALEX
03-26-2004, 09:14 PM
Well this is a bit fucked up. I pick my nose just to clean it. Dont know why people find this nasty...Cause you cant get shit out by blowing your nose. But I never did or never will eat the dry remains....fucking gross.

FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 09:20 PM
LOL....

How can you honestly say that you havnt done it,and at the same time say that you hate the taste of snot...........

HeHeHe, I noticed that after I posted it. I guess what I should have
said was I nver did it on perpose(tasted it that is). I guess we have
all found out at one time or another what snot tastes like. Here's an
interesting fact for you, did you know that sperm tastes like snot. :twisted:

Junk2006
03-26-2004, 09:20 PM
As I said before its nasty because its like shit it doesn't look too appetizing and it doesn't smell wonderful so thats why you do it in private

SFDMALEX
03-26-2004, 09:30 PM
Fuck me bremboI thrust you when you say so....... :wink:









:lol:

FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 09:30 PM
I never knew masturbating was good for the immune system excuse me while I work out my immune system

HeHeHe, they say that it does wonders to the amune system. Besides,
it's a full boby work out, errrr, at least the way I do it. :twisted: And as you probably
know, a full body work out is always good for your immune system.



Ferrero Rochier

I asume you where trying to make a joke with that. :D The funny
thing is, I don't get it. :?

666fast
03-26-2004, 09:31 PM
HAHHAHA Vitamin PZ seems like the important one...

Yea, Pizza is damn fricken good. But Oreos are also damn good. Thats a tough one, I wonder what Jesus would do?

SFDMALEX
03-26-2004, 09:32 PM
ahhh shit its supposed to say 'Fucke me brembo "I thrust you when you say so....... "

FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 09:51 PM
Im scared that you are going to tell us what the brown stuff tastes like next........

HeHeHe, can't help you on that one, I'm too afraid I'll get ECOLI. :twisted:
Incidently, I don't remember actually saying how I found out what sperm
tastes like. :wink:

FerrariFerrari
03-26-2004, 10:44 PM
If you are a girl then it is totaly fine and you can just start talking about it......

Nope, I'm affraid I'm not a girl, but I might be a girl wannabe :twisted: , J/K.

RC45
03-26-2004, 11:13 PM
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RC45
03-26-2004, 11:20 PM
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

Any word on the wet remains then? ;)

FerrariFerrari
03-27-2004, 12:40 AM
Any word on the wet remains then?

HeHeHe, the problem with the wet remains is they
just stick to the back of the throat and therefore
don't get into the immune system. :mrgreen: This can also be
a really uncomfortable thing to, have you ever heard
of a thing called prenasel drip.

RC45
03-27-2004, 02:26 AM
This can also be
a really uncomfortable thing to, have you ever heard
of a thing called penisal drip.

Whoa there big guy... uhm - problems with "drip" are best discussed in private... ;)

FerrariFerrari
03-27-2004, 10:53 AM
This can also be
a really uncomfortable thing to, have you ever heard
of a thing called penisal drip.


Whoa there big guy... uhm - problems with "drip" are best discussed in private...

HeHeHe, now that's what I call wit. :wink: 8) Although I don't think
they call it "penisal drip", isn't it called pre-cum or something like that. :lol:

Incidently, incase your wondering, sperm actually doesn't
taste all that bad because it tastes just like snot and we all
know that snot tastes just like, well, chicken. :lol: But now
it's probably about time to stop with all this vulgar talk before
TT or Jabba decides to send us out of Jabbas World forever
for a decency violation. :lol:

SFDMALEX
03-27-2004, 01:15 PM
This can also be
a really uncomfortable thing to, have you ever heard
of a thing called penisal drip.

Whoa there big guy... uhm - problems with "drip" are best discussed in private... ;)

Looks like you got gonorrhea...go see a doctor.