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Toronto
03-18-2004, 03:00 AM
http://www.kimble.org
http://www.megacar.com/photos/
http://www.kimble.org/gumball3000/

this is some crazy hacker that got loads of money after he got out of jail...
and looking into the pics he won the 2001 gumball (the one jackass was in you see him at the end going "im the #1")

and that megacar thing is some crazy brabus that has all this internet shit in it...

TT
03-18-2004, 06:29 AM
Well as far as I know, after that Gumball he was again in deep shit because his strange way to make money with that kind of partnership was basically bullshit or something like that... but it was years ago and no idea what's up with him.. but the fact he didn't take part in the last Gumballs says something.

jon_s
03-18-2004, 06:34 AM
He is in prison. I doubt we will see him for quite a while.

robruf
03-18-2004, 08:00 AM
Is he really in prison because if he is, basically he deserves it if he was screwing people out of there money. I ean he wanted $5,000 to belong to his website and shit like that, what an asshole. Plus he looked like the biggest moron in the world as well, I bet that brabus have tighten their belts about who there customers are as one doesn't want their product associated with criminals, but then again look at how many drug dealers own Ferrari's and Lamborghini's, personally when I have my own company in 2-3 years, if I know that a client is bad for business, I will tell them as nicely as possible to fuck off and not to bother me because I don't want any criminals around my product at all, as criminals are the weakest people on earth due to the fact that they are taking the easy way out, I mean not working and having to make a living is the pussy's way out of life.

possessed_beaver
03-18-2004, 09:48 AM
yeh personaly i thought he was a bit of a tool, althoe he did live a lifestyle that i would kill for!

BADMIHAI
03-18-2004, 10:07 AM
althoe he did live a lifestyle that i would kill for!


sorry, but I would not kill for ANY lifestyle. He did live fabulously, but now he's away, behind bars. I hate crooks and cons. Fuck them!

possessed_beaver
03-18-2004, 10:11 AM
saying i would kill for a lifestyle, was only said as a figure of speach,
but i would very much like to live a life of partying, sex, and F1 races!!!

but thats also not 2 say that evreyone behind bars is guilty, or deserves to be there...

enigmatic
03-18-2004, 10:18 AM
it wasn't too long ago that he posted a suicide clock on his website.. but he obviously never went through with it.
he still replies to my emails so he can't be in jail! :roll:

hwe
03-18-2004, 12:29 PM
If you haven't seen them already (pretty old now), you have to check out his videos also;

http://www.kimble.org/kims_movies.htm

Kimble goes Monaco I (http://www.kimble.org/movies/kimblegoesmonaco1.avi)
Kimble and his friends on a decadent trip
to the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Monaco.
Fast cars, helicopters, yachts & hot girls.
The Mission: Stop Michael Schumacher!

Language: GERMAN
DivX AVI - 128 MB

Kimble goes Monaco II (http://www.kimble.org/movies/kimblegoesmonaco2.avi)
The second movie is the story of Kimble
trying to TOP everything that happened
in the first movie. More & faster cars,
more hot girls, more decadence & fun.

Language: GERMAN
DivX AVI - 150 MB


Enjoy :!:

geekdiggy
03-18-2004, 09:01 PM
I will tell them as nicely as possible to fuck off

that's a masterpiece 8)

MercedeSChink
03-18-2004, 10:12 PM
ok...so wat does he actually do? i'm too lazy to look it up...

RC45
03-18-2004, 10:18 PM
ok...so wat does he actually do? i'm too lazy to look it up...

OK, now exactly how do you expect people to react to this...???

enigmatic
03-19-2004, 12:37 AM
what does he do? hrmmm.. where to start...
his name is Kim Schmitz for starters.

he has an IT security company called DataProtect which does consulting for medium-large businesses.. this being one of his more serious (read: realistic) forms of income.. which has since filed for insolvency..
Kimvestor, which is a venture capital investment and equity fund company. in mid-2002 he was arrested in bangkok and sent back to germany where he was held awaiting charges of investment fraud, presumably due to such operations as Kimvestor.
Trendax, which is his 'money making machine'.. check out trendax.com for a bit of a laugh :lol:
Kimpany, which is a webdesign company.. with an emphasis on online security.
Monkey, which deals in mobile authentication solutions.
MegaCar, being another of his more serious businesses.. offering mobile multimedia communication solutions for cars. pictures can be seen here (http://www.kimble.org/toys/) and here (www.megacar.com).
most of these aren't registered business names either..
he also has some financial role in Popstars the tv show.

also, soon after the 9/11 attacks, he offered a $10million reward (http://www.kimble.org/mostwanted.htm) for information leading to the capture of Osama bin Laden.. garnering him much international media attention.

there has been many roumors flying around the last couple of years that he is on the verge of bankrupcy..

..but he still made it to the Melbourne Gran Prix last year 8)

BADMIHAI
03-19-2004, 01:30 AM
http://www.kimble.org/pictures/1000x656/kimorg-20010528-161504.jpg

I think this picture speaks for itself. See you later, you fat bastard. :)

I still think Kim is cool!

enigmatic
03-19-2004, 01:44 AM
and you can even buy a pair of shoes like those at his online store.
i want some! :mrgreen:
that picture is priceless!

BADMIHAI
03-19-2004, 02:14 AM
that picture is priceless!


Just add a caption...something like:

Suit by Giorgio Armani: $10000
Gucci shoes: $5000
Polaroid sunglasses: $5000
A pair of handcuffs to fit your fat arms: priceless.

Toronto
03-19-2004, 02:22 AM
that picture is priceless!


Just add a caption...something like:

Suit by Giorgio Armani: $10000
Gucci shoes: $5000
Polaroid sunglasses: $5000
A pair of handcuffs to fit your fat arms: priceless.

not gucci shoes he makes is own http://www.kimble.org/kims_lifestyleshop.htm

BADMIHAI
03-19-2004, 02:33 AM
not gucci shoes he makes is own


Ah...same shit. Gucci shoes are alot nicer! BTW: His watch looks like SHIT!

schnell318
03-20-2004, 03:49 PM
how old is he? seems to be almost too young

enigmatic
03-21-2004, 01:21 AM
how old is he? seems to be almost too young

he's 30 years old..
too young for what? :o

possessed_beaver
03-21-2004, 03:06 AM
not gucci shoes he makes is own


Ah...same shit. Gucci shoes are alot nicer! BTW: His watch looks like SHIT!

yeh with that money u would of thought he could afford a brightling

BADMIHAI
03-21-2004, 03:36 AM
not gucci shoes he makes is own


Ah...same shit. Gucci shoes are alot nicer! BTW: His watch looks like SHIT!

yeh with that money u would of thought he could afford a brightling

Are you joking? His watch is a Breitling.

enigmatic
03-21-2004, 06:22 AM
Kimble's Watch
Yellow Breitling Emergency.
http://www.kimble.org/images-shop/lifestyle-watch.jpg

it sure is.
and i like it!

possessed_beaver
03-21-2004, 12:00 PM
HAHAHAHAAHA
my bad badmahi!!!
lol, me diden't look and just assumed

..ok he has taste, it is a brightling!!

BADMIHAI
03-21-2004, 01:59 PM
HAHAHAHAAHA
my bad badmahi!!!
lol, me diden't look and just assumed

..ok he has taste, it is a brightling!!



Don't worry. I'm sure you an me will pick nicer models when we get his money. :wink: