Gifts

[possessed_beaver]

it's my mate's 18th next friday, im alredy getting him a stripper.

but i was wondering what else i should get him, to be origional.
i was thinking some bacardi 151.. and just drinking it myself, but im not sure, what do you recomend, i want to be origional and different from evreyone else at the party that are getting him the same old crap.. but not look like his gay lover!!

[SPEEDKILLAR]

You could get him two strippers 8)

[possessed_beaver]

yeh i was going 2.. but it's double the twice.
i thought of upgrading 2 a vegtable stripper

[suqish76]

whats he into?
actually it dosn't matter, you cant go past a lesbian double act :mrgreen:

[geekdiggy]

let me give you some advice. speaking from experience, the whole strippers-on-your-18th-bday is SOOOOOOO overrated. been there, did that, didn't enjoy it as much as i thought i would. if you're gonna go x-rated on the guy, hook him up with someone he can fuck, preferably someone he knows, cuz strippers are the biggest disappointment in the history of testosterone release.

either that, or get him piss drunk wasted and take em skydiving

[Junk2006]

get him something from a sex shop like a chocolate vagina but if you're looking for non-sexual things you should get him a fruit basket

[geekdiggy]

you should get him a fruit basket

he's turning 18 not gay

[Junk2006]

well what other reasonable non-sexual gifts would you offer

[geekdiggy]

a new gear lever for his car, a new set of speakers for his comp, a stack of PS2 games. the list is endless but it doesn't include fruit baskets or any other coming-out-of-the-closet accessories

[Junk2006]

you can't get him PS2 cuz wut if hes grown out of video games and speakers can get expensive

[geekdiggy]

wut if hes grown out of video games

:roll:

[BADMIHAI]

you can't get him PS2 cuz wut if hes grown out of video games and speakers can get expensive



"We get old because we stop playing" -EVO's sig.

I think you should hook him up (like GD) said. If you can, get him a stripper that will also fuck him. :)

[possessed_beaver]

let me give you some advice. speaking from experience, the whole strippers-on-your-18th-bday is SOOOOOOO overrated. been there, did that, didn't enjoy it as much as i thought i would. if you're gonna go x-rated on the guy, hook him up with someone he can fuck, preferably someone he knows, cuz strippers are the biggest disappointment in the history of testosterone release.

either that, or get him piss drunk wasted and take em skydiving

i don't know how stripeers ahve worked in you're time (im not expecting them 2 fuck him.. it's a striper not a hooker!!)
i have seen several strippers, and unless u wanted sex they wheren't disapointing.. (or u find soemthing disapointing about naked girls geekdiggy :P)

and the strip company i have been using have been incredibley nice and helpfull!
http://www.raunchy.com.au/enter.html

i will try and hook him up, but he has THE WORST pickup methords when he is drunk... and aparantley he is drinking a yard!!

[Garretts_turbo]

you could slways get a cd he wants or maybe a few. but thats sorta a regular present. still though, i never think free music is boring

[geekdiggy]

no i'm saying. strippers are a disappointment cuz they get you ALLLLLLLLLLLLLworked up and then, the don't do anything with you. it's like, someone in a ferrari doing donuts around you asking "hey you wanna get in?" and then driving off :|

[na2o]

you should get him a fruit basket

he's turning 18 not gay
loooool , i agree with GD PS2 games is a good idea, a boom box would be cool or u could buy him an accesory for his pc.

[enigmatic]

firstly, alchohol isn't original.. but always good :P
im not really big on giving or recieving gifts, but i know i always like getting useful gifts. even if its something comparatively cheap and simple, if its useful i'd appreciate it a shitload more than something i'll never need/use that cost 10x as much..

just my .02 aussie cents

[Junk2006]

i always like getting useful gifts. even if its something comparatively cheap and simple, if its useful i'd appreciate it a shitload more than something i'll never need/use that cost 10x as much..

just my .02 aussie cents

So get him a mail over bride that way he can use it again and again
it is definitely more USEFUL

[Anonymous]

If you want to be fucked up get him a six pack and a porno mag. and a card that says have fun.

if your going to get him two strippers get him a 12 pack so it looks like 4 strippers.

DONT get him a fruit basket, Because you will be the fruit.

get him strippers BUT FIRST find some girl that whats to fuck him. arange for her to come over about 30 min. after the girls leave. allow him to talk about how drunk and how back he wants to fuck those bitchs. AND when the ugly girl gets there he will be so drunk and not care and FUCK the shit out of her.

THATs what i Did for my friends birthday.

Except we went to a strip club

[Junk2006]

Hahaha I think shady view is high all his post are disses and shit

[coombsie66]

Which stripper did you go for in the end? I'd say its a close shoot out (no pun intended) between kasia, gemma and cheska!!

As for presents, get him something he aint gunna use or waste on his celebrations, so he'll be able to remember the party for years to come!
Not sure what tho!!?

[Anonymous]

Hahaha I think shady view is high all his post are disses and shit

what the hell are you talking about stupid

FUCk you i'm not high I dont do that shit anymore. IF you got the balls to say that to me. day it to my face and I'll beat the shit out of you.

YOU'll probably just CAR bomb me! you towel head! :lol!:

[Junk2006]

Actually arabs don't wear turbans if you goto any public area you probably won't find anybody with a turban

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A RACIST

Your age says 22 but after going over your posts I would say your probably a 13 year old boy who has an anger problem.

THIS IS NOT AN ANGER MANAGEMENT SITE go get a stress ball you fucking flamer

[coloradosilver]

Hahaha I think shady view is high all his post are disses and shit

what the hell are you talking about stupid

FUCk you i'm not high I dont do that shit anymore. IF you got the balls to say that to me. day it to my face and I'll beat the shit out of you.

YOU'll probably just CAR bomb me! you towel head! :lol!:

Shady-- I'll be surprised if you don't get banned for making ignorant racist comments like this. And if thats your nature, then I'd definitly say you deserve it. Stop with remarks like that.
:(

[enigmatic]

well said, colerado.

whats wrong with Amber? she probably would have been my first choice. 8)

http://www.raunchy.com.au/Uploads/Images/amber001(2).jpg

actually.. i'd be happy with any of the aformentioned women..
beaver, make sure you get some pics! :P

[BADMIHAI]

YOU'll probably just CAR bomb me! you towel head! :lol!:



I can hear Jabba taking out the ban stick. He's coming for you. Better start running, crackhead!

[crazyxzer0]

If you want to be fucked up get him a six pack and a porno mag. and a card that says have fun.

if your going to get him two strippers get him a 12 pack so it looks like 4 strippers.

DONT get him a fruit basket, Because you will be the fruit.

get him strippers BUT FIRST find some girl that whats to fuck him. arange for her to come over about 30 min. after the girls leave. allow him to talk about how drunk and how back he wants to fuck those bitchs. AND when the ugly girl gets there he will be so drunk and not care and FUCK the shit out of her.

THATs what i Did for my friends birthday.

Except we went to a strip club


wow, talk about interesting birthdays. Imagine the aftermath from the guy. What did he say after he fucked the ugly chic the moment he found out?