picking up girls?

[possessed_beaver]

what is you're huys styles and methords, i will post mine later, i just want to hear some of you'res first
how u deal with aproach's and handling relationships ect.

(im not desperate) just think it would be intresting 2 discuss!!!

proceed!

[BADMIHAI]

Basically put my tongue down their throat. lolololololol

Seriously, I usually do it at parties (after a little liquid courage). No special technique here.

[ported_head]

i don't have to. the girls come up to me. alright so i am done boosting my ego. no. but seriously. thats how it worked the last two times. this time im looking around by myself.

[nchs09]

Seriously, I usually do it at parties (after a little liquid courage). No special technique here.
that sounds about right...

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I walk straight towards a girl I like, wack her on the head with a bat, then grab her by the hair towards my car, and start making passionate love.

[Ottar L]

hmm, when I`m drunk enough to talk to girls I`m usually too drunk to know where I am.

Never had too many girls...

[BADMIHAI]

I walk straight towards a girl I like, wack her on the head with a bat, then grab her by the hair towards my car, and start making passionate love.


So do you shave him first? ....ahum....I meant "her".

[SPEEDKILLAR]

hmm, when I`m drunk enough to talk to girls I`m usually too drunk to know where I am.

Never had too many girls...

Maybe you need to be a bit more sober when you want to talk to a girl.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I walk straight towards a girl I like, wack her on the head with a bat, then grab her by the hair towards my car, and start making passionate love.


So do you shave him first? ....ahum....I meant "her".

I don't always shave him....ahum....I meant her. :twisted:

[Junk2006]

I usually lassoe them with my rope and tie them up

OK I am liar I pay :oops:

[SFDMALEX]

I drop my pants and they run to me :D

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I drop my pants and they run to me :D

With a binoculair in there hands :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[Junk2006]

that was a burn :onfire:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

No, I think that was a joke :black:

[Junk2006]

how would you know? :?

[SFDMALEX]

I drop my pants and they run to me :D

With a binoculair in there hands :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

No, they run to me with lub in their hands :D :wink:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

how would you know?

'Cause I said so :infinity:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

i will post mine later


possesed_beaver tell us how you do it? :?

[BADMIHAI]

possesed_beaver tell us how you do it?


I betcha it involves lots of Bacardi 151 and/or vodka.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I betcha it involves lots of Bacardi 151 AND vodka-redbull

:wink:

[Anonymous]

after all these "serious" answers i conclude that some JW members are lonely jerkoffs.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Junk2006]

I am not lonely
:cry:
you are lonely us unlonely ppl have places that we goto that make us unlonely FYI

[godspeed06]

i've been hit on more than i've hit on girls which i don't know is a good thing or a bad thing. either way it hasn't been that many. just try to start a conversation, acting all cool and suave sometimes works if you are really good at it and that is the kind of stuff the girl likes. normally just starting a polite conversation is good and if you can get her to laugh once or twice its even better. basically just keep it simple would be my advice.

[Junk2006]

ya that goes for all you people that are unlike me
thank you godspeed06 I think there might be hope just yet :soulful look:

[FerrariFerrari]

just try to start a conversation, acting all cool and suave sometimes works if you are really good at it and that is the kind of stuff the girl likes. normally just starting a polite conversation is good and if you can get her to laugh once or twice its even better. basically just keep it simple would be my advice.

Good advice, although I might add that If you don't
have a good sence of humor it might be best to leave
it out, better to not imbarras yourselve. And speeking
of imbarrasment don't try to impress her with lots of
fancy tricks like holding 27 bowls of sallad on your
head cause if you have an accadent it can be really
really and I mean really imbarrasing. And never ever
try to impress her with fancy darring tricks with you car
cause she won't be impressed, she'll just be tarrafide
and probably won't go out with you again and with
good reason.

[possessed_beaver]

after all these "serious" answers i conclude that some JW members are lonely jerkoffs.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

yesss.. cuz u are mr pick up artist.

infact the 151 or vodka, doesen't hurt the process!!!

hahaha for me personaly, just go up talk to them, act cocky and funny, dress nice smell nice, and know that chicks are just as horney as guys.. they just don't like been called sluts!!

[sikx5]

hahahaha yeah im going to have to try these. im shit scared when it comes to chicks. i need to be on the piss to talk to one co-herentley...

[Junk2006]

Plastic surgery could do wonders, maybe you should write to extreme makeover :roll:


And no I didn't have any, I get to much attention allready, couldn't handle even more :D
By attention do you mean your right hand
my god what is the matter with you....
must be all that pot you smoked there is help I already referred you to my rehab clinic the next step is coming
I promise it is strictly confidential we won't tell anybody else about your problem :|

[Anonymous]

if you want a girlfriend dont look for one. you'll never find one and if you do it's not going to last long.

for the mean time you just have to fuck bitches until she comes around. Get fucked up drunk, drugs what ever. go out with your friends just talk to bitches interact.

BUT never be scared to talk to girls. the worst they can saw is no. if she's nice about the no tell her she is pretty and wish her a nice day. if she's a bitch about it . TELL her that you have a girlfriend and that you were just trying to FUCK. then walk away before she responds

YOU'll find a nice girl in unsuspected places, like market, gas stations, not usually at clubs

[Anonymous]

just try to start a conversation, acting all cool and suave sometimes works if you are really good at it and that is the kind of stuff the girl likes. normally just starting a polite conversation is good and if you can get her to laugh once or twice its even better. basically just keep it simple would be my advice.

Good advice, although I might add that If you don't
have a good sence of humor it might be best to leave
it out, better to not imbarras yourselve. And speeking
of imbarrasment don't try to impress her with lots of
fancy tricks like holding 27 bowls of sallad on your
head cause if you have an accadent it can be really
really and I mean really imbarrasing. And never ever
try to impress her with fancy darring tricks with you car
cause she won't be impressed, she'll just be tarrafide
and probably won't go out with you again and with
good reason.


both these guys know whats going on.

laughter is the key to happiness. i'm ugly as hell
and i got herhttp://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/2/6181014844981893_330_1.jpg
http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/2/6181014844888709_330_1.jpg

[High3nd]

Take my dads 360 out and let the car do the work. Simple as that.

[Tomerville]

Take my dads 360 out and let the car do the work. Simple as that.


You have been talking this huge talk for days...things haven't changed yet; Pix or STFU

[possessed_beaver]

Take my dads 360 out and let the car do the work. Simple as that.

could we please see some pic's dude, as u know we are fans of ferrari's and other high peformance machinery

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Take my dads 360 out and let the car do the work. Simple as that.


You have been talking this huge talk for days...things haven't changed yet; Pix or STFU

He already posted them.