Link to Jabbas chick pick up story on RF

[Zonda11]

Can someone provide me with the link???

[scubywrxr]

why dont leave the pc and go make your own chick story, rather than worry bout jabba`s :wink:

[geekdiggy]

scuby speaks with supreme wisdom 8)

[scubywrxr]

Thank you GD *takes a bow* :mrgreen:

[DR.GONZO]

so where's the link I just wanted to read it also? I could not find it anywhere of rf.

[Junk2006]

I got a story
My mom sent me and my 3 brothers out in the real world
So my stupid bro made house out of straw
I made my house out of sticks
And the oldest one lived in an already made normal house

A wolf came along shot my bro in the head and ate him
than broke into my other bro's house and ate him
And than he ate me

[corvette97]

hahahah junk2006 is drunk :mrgreen:

[hemi_fan]

aaahahahaa, im telling everyone u were wasted Junk!

[RC45]

I got a story
My mom sent me and my 3 brothers out in the real world
So my stupid bro made house out of straw
I made my house out of sticks
And the oldest one lived in an already made normal house

A wolf came along shot my bro in the head and ate him
than broke into my other bro's house and ate him
And than he ate me


...porn probably did it...

[deth]

hahahah junk2006 is drunk :mrgreen:

hey, your sig is broken..i cant click on the pic! :wink:

[crazidude]

hahahah junk2006 is drunk :mrgreen:

hey, your sig is broken..i cant click on the pic! :wink:

lol i tried clicking it and nothing happened :(

Did you know that stupid monkey has a parrot friend that tells you the weather?

[Jabba]

It wasn't really a story as such...more of an incident that took place on that day...that had some kinda reflection on the topic at the time...

I think something along the lines of is it a myth that girls are attracted to certain types of car....

And that very day I got some good eye contact from two girls in the car in front of me (I could see them in their rear view mirror) and we kinda got talking at the lights and before I knew it one had jumped in the car with me...and I gave her a good ride in the 355....quite nice looking but shame about the mouth...if you know what I mean...

Why do you want the link or to know about it anyway ?

[aliendude012]

Because he doesn't have the means to pick up his own girl. He'd like to share your wealth, if you don't mind of course :P

[jon_s]

....quite nice looking but shame about the mouth...if you know what I mean...




PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[Jabba]

Because he doesn't have the means to pick up his own girl. He'd like to share your wealth, if you don't mind of course :P

I don't think you can base a proper relationship around what car someone drives...although saying that I guess if they have the same interest that you do for the right reasons then that might be a different story....

[Kangaroo Boy]

Girl don't like guys, they like cars and money...Duh...

[Jabba]

ahhh obviously a "Good Charlotte" fan....not something that many people would own upto :wink:

In my experience the cars have always worked against me....I think some girls see them as something that draws attention away from them...also they never stop complaining about how much they cost...when the money could be better spent on them.

[blah]

By mouth, im guessing you mean, she wouldnt shut the fuck up?

[DeMoN]

^ or maybe, talk dumb stuff. I find this one of the worst things in a girl. If you cant keep a conversation with her. Either her being noisy, speaking with high pitch, or not speaking at all... defenitelly turn offs.

[dragula_bassman]

Jabba wrote:

"In my experience the cars have always worked against me....I think some girls see them as something that draws attention away from them...also they never stop complaining about how much they cost...when the money could be better spent on them."

I have had a girl like that, and the funny thing is, if I let her drive my car she wouldn't complain!! The girl I started dating after her, she loved the car and it was odd, I had like two or three girls that loved my car! Heres the kicker, the car was a ragged out '94 Sentra XE, with three diff colors on it(it did have a header and flowmaster that made it sound fearsome) ! (laugh at it, I did, and the fact that these girls liked it)

[RC45]

Jabba wrote:
Heres the kicker, the car was, well, I will show you! (laugh at it, I did, and the fact that these girls liked it)\\MAINFRAME\SharedDocs\My Pictures

...but we can't just map a drive to your computer... ;)

[dragula_bassman]

yeah, I had to fix it, and tell you about it instead!LOL :lol:

[Jabba]

By mouth, im guessing you mean, she wouldnt shut the fuck up?

Yes and utter crap like you wouldn't believe that would be embarrassing even for a five year old to come out with.

[dragula_bassman]

LOL, I have heard some like that, too!

[Jabba]

Either her being noisy, speaking with high pitch, or not speaking at all... defenitelly turn offs.

All of that and a childish personality of a 5 year old. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[jon_s]

Oh man I wish I had met her! lol Comedy value!!

[1zippo1]

ahhh obviously a "Good Charlotte" fan....not something that many people would own upto :wink:

In my experience the cars have always worked against me....I think some girls see them as something that draws attention away from them...also they never stop complaining about how much they cost...when the money could be better spent on them.

Well seriously, I can see your point. Most girls aren't really into cars, not a lot of them in each case...

I've got a good proposition. Try and prove your point :wink: how? well we both go out somewhere, you take my moms Yaris and I take your Ferrari or Lambo (I'll even let you choose :wink: ). If you get back with a girl and I don't, well you proved your point, and you can change the name under my nick into: loser. If I get back with a girl however and you don't I get your car... Now isn't that a fair trade :wink: oh and if we both lose we just get drunk and have fun :D

[coombsie66]

[quote=DeMoN]Either her being noisy, speaking with high pitch, or not speaking at all... defenitelly turn offs.

Unless they aint speakin cus theyve got ur dick in their mouth constantly, thats ok wiv me :wink:

[FerrariFerrari]

Unless they aint speakin cus theyve got ur dick in their mouth constantly, thats ok wiv me

Hehehe, It's like given a baby a bottle of milk, the ultimate pacifier. :oops:

Incidently, do you see this thread going the same route as the "female members of JW" thread. :mrgreen:

[graywolf624]

Unless they aint speakin cus theyve got ur dick in their mouth constantly, thats ok wiv me

And we wonder why we have no female members.

[Jabba]

ahhh obviously a "Good Charlotte" fan....not something that many people would own upto :wink:

In my experience the cars have always worked against me....I think some girls see them as something that draws attention away from them...also they never stop complaining about how much they cost...when the money could be better spent on them.

Well seriously, I can see your point. Most girls aren't really into cars, not a lot of them in each case...

I've got a good proposition. Try and prove your point :wink: how? well we both go out somewhere, you take my moms Yaris and I take your Ferrari or Lambo (I'll even let you choose :wink: ). If you get back with a girl and I don't, well you proved your point, and you can change the name under my nick into: loser. If I get back with a girl however and you don't I get your car... Now isn't that a fair trade :wink: oh and if we both lose we just get drunk and have fun :D

It depends on what the objective is I think after working them into the car....an intelligent conversation....or a conversation that you can just about put up with for the sake of a sexual favour.

I guess for picking up hookers whether you are paying them in cash or in an enjoyable experience via a ride in one of those cars then yes I am sure you will have more success in a more expensive car.

I guess it all comes down to what you are exactly looking for at the end of the day. A genuine relationship or a sexual partner..

[1zippo1]

It depends on what the objective is I think after working them into the car....an intelligent conversation....or a conversation that you can just about put up with for the sake of a sexual favour.

I guess for picking up hookers whether you are paying them in cash or in an enjoyable experience via a ride in one of those cars then yes I am sure you will have more success in a more expensive car.

I guess it all comes down to what you are exactly looking for at the end of the day. A genuine relationship or a sexual partner..

Yep, and I may be "only" 22 but I'm really not into short term sexual relationships... yes ok it happens from time to time after too much alcohol :oops: but I really only want a steady long term relationship with a nice girl. And if you're looking for that a fancy car won't help no. If a chick digs you because of the car, in long term that isn't a good motivation. I miss having a steady relationship and I should maybe go out "hunting" again after my examns. I've been concentrating too much on one girl and there is clearly no chance of progression since I haven't seen her since we had a argument. But what the fuck, now I've got to concentrate on my examns first.

So conclusion: cars can help you to pick up chicks, but if you're really looking for a good & stable long term ralationship take a Lada when you go out so she will look at who you are and not what car you drive because those chicks are the best :D And who knows, she may dig lada's :P

[Jabba]

Nicely put Zippo....I think your title should change from "Ladies Man" to "Randy Tom Cat" for now though. :wink:

[maalox]

I'm of the same philosophy as Zippo. If some bimbo wants a good time I'd consider it if I was hammed, but otherwise I'm just not really into casual stuff. I suppose it's a certain amount based on subtle jealousy, because I don't like to think that I'm sharing a girl with someone else (or the entire town :shock:). The biggest turn off for me is a stupidity--a girl doesn't have to be a genius, but if she can't think for herself I just really can't be bothered. Oh and bad breath, that sucks too :mrgreen:.

[1zippo1]

Nicely put Zippo....I think your title should change from "Ladies Man" to "Randy Tom Cat" for now though. :wink:

hehe :D , althought I quite like my current title you can change it when you want but I doubt everyone will understand the meaning of "Randy Tom Cat" :lol: I had to look it up before I did anyway :)