leinad111
07-24-2003, 09:46 AM
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and
>she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
>God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my
>business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
>Please let me win the lotto."
>
>Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
>
>She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,
>my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
>
>Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
>Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my
>business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask
>You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.
>
>PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in
>order."
>
>Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde
>is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
>
>"Sweetheart, work with Me on this ... buy a ticket
>she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
>God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my
>business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
>Please let me win the lotto."
>
>Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
>
>She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,
>my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
>
>Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
>Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my
>business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask
>You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.
>
>PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in
>order."
>
>Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde
>is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
>
>"Sweetheart, work with Me on this ... buy a ticket