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GT-R_R34
02-19-2004, 05:11 PM
- nurse helps patient
young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "i don't know, i'm only here to wash your hands and feet" he struggles again to ask, "nurse, are my testicles black?"
finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "there's nothing wrong with them!" finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "that was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back ?
DR.GONZO
02-19-2004, 05:44 PM
lol, that was a good one.
hwe
02-19-2004, 06:07 PM
:lol:
Fleischmann
02-19-2004, 06:11 PM
Hospitals aren't so bad after all :)
scubywrxr
02-20-2004, 03:42 PM
:lol:
possessed_beaver
02-21-2004, 02:05 AM
HAHAHAHAAH
LMFAO thats funny as
crazidude
02-21-2004, 03:16 AM
lol
Nice I didn't expect it to end like that.
ARMAN
02-27-2004, 01:55 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha goodone :mrgreen:
BADMIHAI
02-27-2004, 04:56 PM
That was unexpected! :lol: :lol:
SPEEDKILLAR
02-28-2004, 09:37 AM
ahahahahahahahahha, I feel sick, I have to go to the hospital :lol: :lol:
stradale
03-02-2004, 07:28 AM
ahahahahahahahahha, I feel sick, I have to go to the hospital :lol: :lol:

Be ready for disappointment then, cause there is a chance you'll find thamar holding your dick, LOL :D
marcelobb82
03-02-2004, 07:47 AM
Be ready for disappointment then, cause there is a chance you'll find thamar holding your dick, LOL :D

LMFAO :mrgreen:
stradale
03-02-2004, 06:33 PM
Jeez, the 'latex glove threat' is the scariest threat I've ever had!! I fear you, man... And the old cows as well. :wink:
Junk2006
03-02-2004, 06:58 PM
that was pretty funny
stradale
03-02-2004, 06:59 PM
Oh man, now you've made me feel sick... :?
SPEEDKILLAR
03-04-2004, 11:26 AM
Oh man, now you've made me feel sick... :?

You should go to the hospital then, we all are really concerned about
your health :wink:
SPEEDKILLAR
03-04-2004, 11:29 AM
Oh man, now you've made me feel sick... :?

You should go to the hospital then, we all are really concerned about
your health :wink:
stradale
03-04-2004, 01:27 PM
Hehehe, I feel better already. :wink: Apart from the usual vitamin shortage, hangover, hair loss, diarrhea and chest pains I feel fine. No need to be concerned.
SPEEDKILLAR
03-04-2004, 05:31 PM
Hehehe, I feel better already. :wink: Apart from the usual vitamin shortage, hangover, hair loss, diarrhea and chest pains I feel fine. No need to be concerned.

Oké than in that case, no need to go. But I will keep a close eye on you,
you never know... :) :wink: