MADDOX

[Guest]

guys check out this website. Its creator is a guy who calls himself Maddox. I've been visiting this site for over a year now. This guy basically write hundreds of articles showing his views about everyday life and other important topics. I think he's cool cos he doesnt talk bullshit. Read some of his articles and you might enjoy them.

Read the hatemail section its Hilarious.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

[possessed_beaver]

yeh, i also visit it, i think he's a bit of a arrogant dickhead sometimes, but he does have some very valid points...

but when u think about it, he has just made a web site about what evreyone thinks...

[Guest]

did u see his appearance on UNSCREWED tv show on Tech tv. I downloaded the clip from the net. In it he makes fun of little children's drawing..really funny.

i searched for the video so i could post the link but i can't seem to find it. check kazaa

[Guest]

heres in interview made with maddox..
are you a pirate too ?

***************************October 17, 2003

1. Maddox, if you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?

The one wish everyone fails to wish for when they have an opportunity to have a wish granted: infinite wishes. It always pissed me off to read stories about Aladdin that portrayed him as being smart and resourceful. If he was so smart, his stupid ass wouldn't blow a wish on something as trivial as a plate full of sausage--although sausage is a up there on the list.

2. What do you think about having your own fan site? Your site has reached millions around the world, did you ever think this would happen?

I never expected my site to get this big. When I started writing a long time ago, I was writing to a very limited audience. The massive following I have today is nothing short of a phenomenon. I think having a fan site is the perfect thing to feed my malnourished ego. If this continues any further, I may have to ask people to stop looking me in my eyes out of reverence. In fact, I think I'm going to enforce a dress code for my family when they want to visit.

3. I love you. How does it make you feel to be seen as a celebrity/sex symbol?

It's weird; very weird. People occasionally send me an email and request for an autograph, but I haven't given any out because it's just too strange. I don't feel like a celebrity. Do all celebrities go to work and rot away in a cubicle writing shell scripts that nobody will ever use? If so, I'll start signing.

4. What's a typical day for you?

I wake up, take a 20 minute shit, flush twice, go into the kitchen and drink some water as I contemplate which condiment I'm going to eat for breakfast. Sometimes if I have milk, I'll eat cereal because it rules. I usually don't have food though, so I go back to my computer and read email for 3-4 hours. Around 2:00 in the afternoon I realize what a total waste my life has been so I get dressed and go to work. At work I try to avoid my co-workers until everyone leaves the office. Then I either sleep or start working, depending on how much sleep I got the prior night. I usually stay at work until 1:00 AM, then I come home and read more email until I pass out in my chair. Then around 5:00 AM I wake up because I'm choking to death on my own drool and I go to bed.

5. How did you know that you were a pirate?

I finally pieced it together when I looked at the evidence:
-My favorite food is beef jerky.
-I love lesbians.
-Rambo II was one of the best movies ever.
-I think that losing an eye isn't an entirely bad thing because at least you'd have an excuse to wear an eye patch.

6. What's your reaction to www.realultimatepower.net 's claim that ninjas and pirates are enemies?

I'm actually friends with the author. He's disillusioned about ninjas, because he thinks pirates are gay. How is any race that almost dies from only eating meat gay? Pirates hate vegetables so much that they'd rather die from scurvy than break down and eat fruits & vegetables. Unlike Ninjas, who primarily eat tofu and wuss powder.

7. Do you have anything else you would like to tell your fans?

If updates are infrequent, it's because I'm working on a lot of other projects. I have a lot more on the way...
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[gigdy]

Find the links on his page called childrens artwork and childrens artwork 2. they are the best