winning the war on masturbation

[nchs09]

http://www.geocities.com/afpurity/

[stradale]

I think this is a joke, at least, I hope so. Either way, it's a great laugh. :D

[deth]

oh man....the statements made there are absurd!

http://www.geocities.com/afpurity/graph.gif

[robruf]

Its people like these that give us masterbaters a bad name, but hey wait, everyone does it, who the fuck is he trying to kid.

[Caplax40]

Well, time to hit up the old Ass, Breasts, Brunettes, and Lesbian sections again! Does Jabba realize that he is creating an army of sinners and social heathens?

[nchs09]

^^^ROFL

[ARMAN]

This is ther real proov:
4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
ROLF :mrgreen:
thats some sik oldpa whos dik refuse to work i guess :roll: or fukin dumb psychiatrist giving his sik advices and covering it under the faith :roll:

this one is even better:
10. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way. :mrgreen: hehe... where are my boxin gloves??? :looking arownd the room: :mrgreen: