They will only get my steering wheel out of my dead cold hands

[philip]

Why I prefer commuting in my own personal car.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/text_only/feces_on_light_rail_06_02_2009

[Minacious]

Fun times!

[pitfield]

tourette's isn't dirty or anything, it's just a bit loud.

[Mattk]

Eww... I once sat next to a homeless guy on the bus. It was actually rather sad, because it transpired that in the 1970s, he was a well-read and intelligent psychology student. When I met him, his brain had been addled by pot and it seemed as if he hadn't read a book since the 1970s.