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pagani
12-15-2008, 11:04 AM
Pretty funny
Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back - YouTube
:laugh::laugh:

Strop
12-15-2008, 11:27 AM
Hahahahhahahaha.....that was funny....but i think she like it.

10000rpmlover
12-15-2008, 01:06 PM
you just know him and that red head got together after this, I would be getting a GSXR too but the wife would kill me... and since I look like the bald guy from ghost hunters, this defense will be nill....

entertaining, made my morning thanx

Minacious
12-15-2008, 01:14 PM
Unless that bike has some extensive motor work done, it will come nowhere near 200mph. Then there is that ending which is a real good indicator of the type of rider we are dealing with.

xbeakerx
12-15-2008, 02:12 PM
that was priceless!!! the end was great!! i'm still laughing!!!

pagani
12-15-2008, 06:16 PM
you just know him and that red head got together after this, I would be getting a GSXR too but the wife would kill me... and since I look like the bald guy from ghost hunters, this defense will be nill....

entertaining, made my morning thanx
You look like bad a motorfucker?

Mattk
12-16-2008, 01:08 AM
Hahaha! What an idiot! He's lucky he still got to keep his licence.

RC45
12-16-2008, 01:15 AM
He was riding a black and red motorcycle - yet the cop says he observed a silver motorcycle.

Someone lied under oath.....

Mattk
12-16-2008, 01:39 AM
^So what? Ray didn't dispute the act of speeding. He attempted to establish the defence of necessity - that he was under attack from horny girls and needed to speed up to escape their clutches.

RC45
12-16-2008, 01:56 AM
^So what? Ray didn't dispute the act of speeding. He attempted to establish the defence of necessity - that he was under attack from horny girls and needed to speed up to escape their clutches.

The cop still gave false testimony.. lied under oath... commited purgery....

79TA
12-16-2008, 02:24 AM
lol, that was a good laugh. I'm not really sure how the cop ended up calling it silver.

pagani
12-16-2008, 06:55 AM
lol, that was a good laugh. I'm not really sure how the cop ended up calling it silver.
Maby he was blinded by the squid?
:laugh::laugh:

Mattk
12-16-2008, 08:39 AM
The cop still gave false testimony.. lied under oath... commited purgery....
And that is where you are wrong. He wasn't a witness. He was a prosecutor. He could say anything he wanted to, without objection.

There are many other funny videoes on the website.
http://www.trutv.com/shows/speeders_fight_back/index.html

RC45
12-16-2008, 09:34 AM
And that is where you are wrong. He wasn't a witness. He was a prosecutor. He could say anything he wanted to, without objection.



Good to know false charges, lies and falsified evidence are the norm in Australia... without objection.

And I do believe when the cop said "I witnessed a silver motorcycle..." he became the witness for the "prosecution"... and if he got the colour of the bike wrong then he probably made the rest up as well.

Mattk
12-16-2008, 01:01 PM
Well it's not exactly false if the accused admits to it. Furthermore, the officer could have simply explained that it appeared silver at first glance and when he followed it, it became apparent that it was not, but it didn't matter because he was more concerned about dealing with the accused, the rider of the motorcycle. The colour of the motorcycle was immaterial in this case. Furthermore, it was caught on camera and broadcast to a national audience. Not a lot of wriggle room for lies.

To have the officer who wrote the ticket prosecute the offence is a bizarre circumstance which usually isn't allowed because he may well be called as a witness. It is potential misconduct for a lawyer to take on a case if they expect to be called as a witness. In my state, for all summary matters, a sergeant from Prosecutors Command will take over. This show is about a summary court for the purpose of adjudicating non-criminal matters so certain rules can be relaxed, I suppose. It seems they are, because there does not seem to be any procedure to have witnesses testify.

But the basic principle stands - a prosecutor is not under oath. If they lie, that is a matter for the Law Society/Bar Association (if the prosecutor is a lawyer), or the police supervisors (if a police prosecutor). They still can't lie and fudge things, but it ain't a crime.

Lastly, lighten up, buddy! This was supposed to be funny! :)

wolfganggt
12-16-2008, 01:10 PM
Generally I think speeding tickets are a load of crap, but this guy is such as ass that it is acceptable in this instance.

79TA
12-16-2008, 04:31 PM
and may I present to you, the icing on cake . . .

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/12/rap_sheet_01.jpg

Minacious
12-16-2008, 04:46 PM
Damn, that guy is only 5'3". He is tiny. I mean really tiny.

RC45
12-16-2008, 06:13 PM
But the basic principle stands - a prosecutor is not under oath. If they lie, that is a matter for the Law Society/Bar Association (if the prosecutor is a lawyer), or the police supervisors (if a police prosecutor). They still can't lie and fudge things, but it ain't a crime.

So why cant they lie if it is not a crime? Either it is or is no legal to lie as a prosecution witness.


Lastly, lighten up, buddy! This was supposed to be funny! :)
I'm lauging, but that doesnt mean one cant still be truthful.

If he coul not tell the colour of the bike, then who knows if he did not flat out lie about the speed?

And just because something is on camera, does not mean it is cut and dried.

Calling Mr Rodney King to the stand. Mr King to the stand ;)

Mattk
12-16-2008, 10:57 PM
So why cant they lie if it is not a crime?
Because they'd get sacked or struck off. Or both. At least if a lawyer goes to prison, there is a chance they can continue to practice.

If he coul not tell the colour of the bike, then who knows if he did not flat out lie about the speed?
Because he didn't. It wasn't even disputed.

Calling Mr Rodney King to the stand. Mr King to the stand
Two of the officers involved were later convicted of various federal offences to do with civil rights. Their lives would've been thoroughly ruined.

Cutmore
12-17-2008, 08:53 AM
That cheered me up after a terrible day of college.. I'm still laughing at the ending... loved it :laugh: