Pennsylvania Lotto mascots are five giant penises walking around.

[HeilSvenska]

These are actual mascots for the Pennsylvania State Lottery (for Quinto anyway).

http://www.palotteryquinto.com/phillyphotos/PA-Lottery-Day-1-(2).jpg
*They're supposed to be five fingers, but there's no denying that they look like penises.

http://www.palotteryquinto.com/phillyphotos/PA-Lottery-Day-1-(5).jpg
The woman with extremely powerful magnifying glasses.

This writeup is gold.
http://willdo.pwblogs.com/2008/09/25/horrifying-lottery-mascots-terrorize-gallery/

More pictures.
http://www.palotteryquinto.com/philly.htm

[xbeakerx]

FAIL!!!

thats some funny ass shit!

[Mattk]

The original idea of severed fingers was a bit dumb, but this result is just hilarious!

[sprakzilla]

they looks like walking dicks