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stracing

07-19-2003, 11:28 AM

A couple has a daughter and tells her never to open the cellar door. One night the couple goes out and the curiosity of the girl got to her and opened the cellar door. What did she see?

Johns

07-19-2003, 12:52 PM

a 6ft DILDO :lol: :lol:

possessed_beaver

07-19-2003, 01:47 PM

lol, her parent's fucking?

troskap

07-19-2003, 04:06 PM

Well, see, the problem is, what was being hidden in the basement was the thing that created the daughter in the first place. Said item, let us, for this bit of conjecture, call it "Object A", informed the parents that if the daughter, referred to onwards in this text as "Subject A", ever made an attempt to see into the basement where Object A was residing, Object A would terminate Subject A if Subject A were to ever attempt to see Object A in person. So, if Subject A opened the door, she would have fufilled the conditions for the negative response on the part of Object A, and thus Subject A would be terminated. However, this brings up the question of whether Object A ever truly sees Subject A. Thus, we must ask if the question of whether Subject A actually saw what was in the basement is actually a valid question in the first place.

:)

Anile8er

07-19-2003, 04:33 PM

lol wow way to blow my mind troskap

draak666

07-19-2003, 04:47 PM

Is this story going somewhere?

troskap

07-19-2003, 05:26 PM

Is this story going somewhere?

Do you want it to go somewhere? I'm pretty sure we can get this to go somewhere :D

draak666

07-19-2003, 05:38 PM

Thus, we must ask if the question of whether Subject A actually saw what was in the basement is actually a valid question in the first place.

:)

I don't know if there's any people who studied Latin, Greek or philosophy in Jabba's World but this reminds me of Plato's 'Allegory of the cave'.

zr2man99

07-19-2003, 05:55 PM

This has got to be the strangest thread I have ever laid my eyes upon.

gis

07-19-2003, 06:23 PM

talk about gettin me confused :? :P

stracing

07-19-2003, 09:43 PM

ANSWER:
it was actually a true story this one.

she sees a kitchen, living room, bedroom etc

get it now?
i've got plenty more to screw your minds with

Jabba

07-19-2003, 09:46 PM

are you trying to tell us she was a lesbian ?

stracing

07-19-2003, 10:02 PM

nope
her parents locked her away in a cellar and never let her out. so thats why the first thing she sees is a kitchen, living room etc

i've got few more. you guys want me to continue or shall i stop?
it just gets you to think really hard...sorta like think outside the circle

fedezyl

07-19-2003, 10:24 PM

seems like someone smoked a few to many spliffs....
worst thing is that he doesn't want to share...

troskap

07-20-2003, 03:10 AM

stracing

07-20-2003, 03:37 AM

yea but like you and everyone else inlcuding me were saying whats INSIDE the basement/cellar but never considered the OUTSIDE

these are just some psych tests employers give out. just pray your lucky enough not to get them

novass

07-20-2003, 01:35 PM

holy crap....i leave for 2 days and everyone becomes philosophical.

maybe the bitch was too ugly for daylight LOL

troskap

07-20-2003, 04:16 PM

holy crap....i leave for 2 days and everyone becomes philosophical.

Yup, novass. You leave for awhile, and the rest of us get all brainy and whatnot :) You have to keep us all in line...get us thinking about boobies and such. No, not THOSE boobies, Nemisis8u (although they were very NICE boobies)...

Tiddlywinks, anyone? :)

draak666

07-20-2003, 05:37 PM

these are just some psych tests employers give out. just pray your lucky enough not to get them

I'm currently applying for a job, so keep those tests coming :D

stracing

07-20-2003, 11:28 PM

alrighty new one

heres a silly one:

a man and a horse goes on a trip on monday morning. they are gone for total of 5 days and he comes back on wednesday. how is that so?

draak666

07-21-2003, 03:45 AM

Silly question, silly answer:

He travels through time.

draak666

07-21-2003, 03:50 AM

Other possible answer:

He comes back on wednesday to pick up his toothbrush, which he forgot, and then leaves again 'till saturday morning.

stracing

07-21-2003, 06:56 AM

i said he was gone for 5 days total

i'll give the answer anyways.

the horse he came back on was named wednesday

draak666

07-21-2003, 07:17 AM

Indeed a silly one :shock:

crochico

07-21-2003, 10:19 AM

i actually knew the answer to this one.. too late.. keep em coming

stracing

07-21-2003, 02:51 PM

okay heres a new one

everyday before catching the elevator to work, he gives his wife a kiss. today he gives his wife a kiss and catches the elevator. suddenly the elevator stopped and instantly knew his wife died. how did he know that?

fedezyl

07-21-2003, 11:43 PM

he did both at the same time, his wife was decapitated by the elevator's door..

stracing

07-22-2003, 12:00 AM

no..they weren't together on the elevator. he knew she died without using any of his senses or anyone telling him

draak666

07-22-2003, 06:45 PM

His wife operates the elevator?

stracing

07-22-2003, 10:45 PM

you skipped a piece of info i just told you
they weren't together in the elevator :P

anyways, they were in a hospital. the wife was on life support. when the elevator stopped, the electricity died and the life support system stopped functioning. therefore he knew instantly she had passed away.

draak666

07-23-2003, 04:50 AM

Talking about jumping to conclusions. If he's inside the elevator, how can he know the electricity died in the wole hospital and not just in the elevator?

Anyway... NEXT

stracing

07-23-2003, 10:17 AM

if you want to be extremely correct, hospitals have a generator which kicks in the moment the electricty grid goes down.

also when elevators do fail, lights are usually still on.

ok a new one and easy one as well:

a man lives on the tenth floor. everyday when he comes home he can only catch the elevator to seventh floor and must walk rest of the way up. EXCEPT on rainy days he is able to catch the elevator to tenth floor. assume he is always alone when catching the elevator.

why?

draak666

07-23-2003, 05:21 PM

Easy if you know the answer.

Haven't got a clue. Let me sleep on it for a night.

stracing

07-25-2003, 01:03 AM

haven't figured it out yet?

he's a dwarf. he can't reach the tenth floor button, but on rainy days he can use his umbrella

draak666

07-25-2003, 03:58 AM

As I said, easy if you know the answer...

possessed_beaver

07-25-2003, 04:07 AM

haven't figured it out yet?

he's a dwarf. he can't reach the tenth floor button, but on rainy days he can use his umbrella

lol yeh thats's pretty pathetic, what if he leave his house in the morning at it rains during the day, and he doesen't have hus unbrella on him,
woulden't it be safer for him to alwayts take the unbrella, to be safe rather than sorry, and also enabling him to go to the 10th floor evreyday??

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

stracing

07-25-2003, 07:23 AM

draak: i actually guessed it. it was a pure fluke

pb: you can think of it that way, but thats just too logical don't you think?
all the answers don't seem logical. as i said before, its to get you to think differently.

these questions are pretty much what shrinks have to go thru in uni. but its kinda fun when ppl start making weird answers but no one did any silly attempts. like the the girl trapped in the cellar, my friend made up anything to do with sex ie S&M equipment, dogs having sex etc

maybe its not amusing on a forum

possessed_beaver

07-25-2003, 09:10 AM

like the the girl trapped in the cellar, my friend made up anything to do with sex ie S&M equipment, dogs having sex etc

hahahahaha lol very creative mind, so what's the next quiz?

stracing

07-25-2003, 09:23 AM

a man and his family with several others survived a ship wreck and lived on a deserted island until rescuers came. one day this particular man ordered a dish and killed himself. why?

i never got this one. apparently only the real twisted ppl managed to piece it together. i don't think anyone is twisted so i'll give a hint.

the man was alone when he ordered the dish. also focus what he ate.

novass

07-26-2003, 05:46 AM

he ate everyone and then himself

stracing

07-26-2003, 07:42 AM

you're on the right track abour eating everyone else

possessed_beaver

07-26-2003, 02:41 PM

yeh i think he ate them all, lol
and then he orderd a dish of himself, and bleed 2 death while cutting himself to eat....

just a thought :S

stracing

07-26-2003, 11:03 PM

oops i left out a vital piece of info...everyone left the island alive except the mans family

you'r nearly there
but why did he kill himself when he had a bit from the dish he ordered?

fedezyl

07-26-2003, 11:06 PM

He ordered heart, his heart

stracing

07-28-2003, 10:06 AM

this one is a bit harder coz it had to be pieced together

the man and his family was on a deserted island with few others. they ran out of food so the others had killed that mans family. the others lied to the man that they were buried but instead, the family was killed and cooked as food and telling the guy it was some animal. everyone had a bit of that meat including the man.

one day, after being rescued, this man orders a dish with the same name as the animal that was on the deserted island. the man took a bite and realised it tasted nothing like he ate on the island. he then knew the meat he ate was his family when he was the island. he couldn't take it and killed himself.

possessed_beaver

07-28-2003, 12:39 PM

bit stupid, lol
whats the chances of any of us guessing it, still pretty good thoe! :)
next one plz :)

draak666

07-28-2003, 12:50 PM

Yes, we stink. Next!

stracing

07-28-2003, 09:58 PM

actually they're all stupid!!!
when i was doing them , i was going how the fuck they came up with these answers when there was little info

new one:

a man commited suicide by hanging himself. when the body was found all there was on the floor was a puddle of water. how did he kill himself?

fedezyl

07-28-2003, 11:41 PM

He drulled until he got dehydrated and died

oic0

07-31-2003, 05:03 PM

He slipped in the puddle of watter and broke his neck because of the noose around it.

stracing

07-31-2003, 10:03 PM

normally ppl stand on a stool or chair b4 hanging themselves

this is going to give it away...what was he standing on that became water?

SFDMALEX

07-31-2003, 10:41 PM

normally ppl stand on a stool or chair b4 hanging themselves

this is going to give it away...what was he standing on that became water?

He was standing on a block of ice???

oic0

07-31-2003, 11:23 PM

or he coulda accidentally had his head in a noose hanging from the cieling left over from his fun last night with a blow up doll when all of a sudden his dog came up and took a pee on his leg. As he kicked the dog he slipped backwards and instantly broke his neck.

stracing

08-01-2003, 01:48 AM

normally ppl stand on a stool or chair b4 hanging themselves

this is going to give it away...what was he standing on that became water?

He was standing on a block of ice???

YAY!!!!
50 mars bar for you

novass

08-01-2003, 03:32 AM