geekdiggy
02-02-2004, 04:23 AM
i'm always calling the majority of you FUCKIN STUPID because, well, frankly you folks are. actually i think stupid is a compliment but i'm feeling in a nice mood so, stupid it is. take this itty bitty quizzy, without hurting yourself of course, and once you're done, or have quit along the way, feel free to contact a therapist, cuz learning just how fuckin dumb you kids are, could well damage your esteem to a such a degree that it'll require psychological repair.
proceed at your own risk
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else that requires no intelligence, like reading one of pimrusis' threads.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times.
Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
Answer: If you said "milk," i think corvette97 would be happy to be your new friend.
If you said "water," proceed to question 3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," you probably shouldn't have been reading this far, as you are already out of your league. i suggest putting on your helmet and going to bed. NOW.
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: there's no need to bury a survivor, and if you answered anything otherwise, kill yourself.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. i can understand if you didn't get this answer correct, cuz multiplying 1/60x60 is too much to ask from some of you shit-for-brains teenagers.
if you haven't had enough, or refuse to accept that you're about as intelligent as a toenail, go on to the last question
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
judging by the rest of your answers in this thread, i'd say the bus driver is YOU
proceed at your own risk
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else that requires no intelligence, like reading one of pimrusis' threads.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times.
Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
Answer: If you said "milk," i think corvette97 would be happy to be your new friend.
If you said "water," proceed to question 3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," you probably shouldn't have been reading this far, as you are already out of your league. i suggest putting on your helmet and going to bed. NOW.
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: there's no need to bury a survivor, and if you answered anything otherwise, kill yourself.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. i can understand if you didn't get this answer correct, cuz multiplying 1/60x60 is too much to ask from some of you shit-for-brains teenagers.
if you haven't had enough, or refuse to accept that you're about as intelligent as a toenail, go on to the last question
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
judging by the rest of your answers in this thread, i'd say the bus driver is YOU