What is your favourite simpsons moment?

[cho_888]

everybody love the simpsons, if you dont you just are trying!

what is your favourite moment

[HoboPie]

"I think he's talking to you"

[cho_888]

lol. when i nod like this and tap your foot....

[tigerx]

lol there're are too much to list them all out. i loved "see my vest" and the "the garbage man can", "uh oh we've got judge 'something', marge: is that bad?, i kinda ran over his dog, Marge: you did?, replace the word kinda with repeatly, and dog with son". "I'm Mr. Burn, Blah blah blah, do this do that blah blah blah, i think i'm so big blah blah blaaahhhh.". too many i can't put them in.

[cho_888]

hello my name is Mr.burns i believe you have a package for me,

Ok whats your first name Mr burns

I dont know

you can imagine him saying it

[666fast]

Ralph: I bent my wookie
And that is where I saw the Leperchaun, he tells me to burn stuff!
Tastes like burning

There are a pile of awesome Simpson moments. I can think of hundreds of them.

Sideshow Bob: How do you have that many enemies?
Homer: I'm a people person...................who drinks

Homer: aweemoway aweemoway aweemoway :wink:
In the jungle, the creepy jungle, Homer rides a freeeeeak
Homer: Mmmmmm, open faced club sandwedge (he was playing golf)

Docter: You've got a crayon lodged in your brain!
Homer: (looks down and points at his stomach and says "in my brain?"
Doctor: (grabs his hand and makes it point at his head)

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Homer: Be quiet brain! Or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make believe! Just like elves, gremlins and eskimos
Homer: Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

Lisa: As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of...
Bart, Lisa: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

Bart: You lie like a fly with a booger in its eye.
Homer: [laughing] The fly was funny, but the booger was the icing on the cake!

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

[Students draw pictures in Sunday School.]
Sunday School Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels.

Want more? lol

[cho_888]

Bart: Sorry for being born
Homer: leans down hugs him and says "i have been waiting so long to hear that"

Homer: Just like pork, ham and bacon
Lisa: dad they all come from the same animal
homer: must be some magical animal

i challenge you to adual
glove slap baby glove slap, glove slap i dont take crap

remember what i thought you "the first step to failing is trying, never try"

[tigerx]

Homer (to Lisa): Remember me as i was...... FILL WITH MURDEROUS RAGE!!!

[crazidude]

Homer: Operator give me the number for 911!!!

[cho_888]

oh and 666fast of course we want more.

[BADMIHAI]

Homer:" ooough, doughnut!"

[zevolv]

Canadian worker: OOH! American Money! When would you like your breakfast sirs?

[DR.GONZO]

no t.v and beer make homer go crazy!

[DeMoN]

Best moment? I think this is golden:

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[Fleischmann]

I ain't watched the Simpsons for over 6 years now. You can't see it on Polish T.V., nor can I store it on my HDD. But when I was small I remember laughing for about 5 minutes, when little Bart kept throwing Homers wallet in the toilet:)

[Toronto]

when homer gets his eye stuck in the vacum, and looks at bart. so classic

or the german guy in the hellfish one

or......

[DeMoN]

i got season 1 to 14 of simpsons... maybe it is time for season 14!

[deth]

^^ holy crap....wanna burn me some dvds? :mrgreen:

[DeMoN]

dont have dvd burner =/ sorry m8

but if you are willing to dload... PM me lol

[666fast]

no t.v and beer make homer go crazy!

Dude, you got that all wrong!

Homer: No tv and no beer make homer go something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!! aaaaaaaaaahahhahhhhhhhrrrrgggghhhh

[mhn3773]

^ haha i was about to post that one..that is my fav...dont mind if i do BWA haha

[ak1na]

Homer: PURPLE RAIN WHOO!!!
Little Richard: Shut up!
Homer: Did you hear that Marge?! Micheal Jackson told me to shut up!


hahah too funny.

Oh yea this one also:

Marge: Homer! You're going to kill us all!
Homer: OR DIE TRYING!! *Floors it*

[Chaos in 1983!]

To the Flintstones tune: "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history..
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....aghhhhhhhhh"...crashes into a tree...LOL

[dropot2]

Homer trying to make disappear Moe's car (the one with the painted big flower). He drives the car straight to a cliff, and when he jumps out of the car he starts to roll and enters again into the car...I couldn't stop laughing :D
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[pjmracing]

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[undien717]

My favorite convo of all time-

Lionel Hutz: "Uh oh... we've drawn Judge Snyder."
Marge: "Is that bad?"
Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's always had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog."
Marge: "You did?"
Lionel Hutz: "Well- replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'..."

:lol:

[DR.GONZO]

no t.v and beer make homer go crazy!

Dude, you got that all wrong!

Homer: No tv and no beer make homer go something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!! aaaaaaaaaahahhahhhhhhhrrrrgggghhhh

lol yeah you are right ,lol

[666fast]

Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

Lisa: I still believe in protecting animal's rights, but that still doesn't excuse what I did. I'm sorry for wrecking your barbecue, dad.
Homer: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?

Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.

Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?

Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

Homer: Bad bees! Get away from my sugar! Ow! OW!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike! You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer: [Comforting] There, there. Shut up boy.

[Fanzo threw a Barbie in the fire and strangled a Krusty toy.]
Bart: Why is it destroying other toys?
Lisa: It must be programmed to do so to eliminate competition!
Bart: You mean like Microsoft?
Lisa: Yeah.

Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose!

[gto625]

One of my favourites was from the halloween episode where the giant advertising characters come to life after Homer steals the giant donut....

When the giant devil picks up the school bus (with Otto and the kids inside) :
Otto: Woah.. acid flashback.... I'd hate to be driving a school bus right now :)

[cho_888]

Marge: And you plan on moaing money with grease?
Homer: No with waise saving and long temr investment, of course grease!

Marge: Homer i think i have found someone that can help you
Homer: Batman!
Marge: no homer, he is a scientist
Home: Batman's a scientist

Bart: You killed zombie flanders!
Home: He was a zombie

Homer: OR what! your going to release bees! or dog with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you!

Bart: Mum can i have some turkey
Marge: Not until you finish your fish heads

[yugo]

Mannager: Troy i have a character for a musical of Planet of the Apes. Do you know it?
Troy Mclure: the planet or the movie?

-in the submarine-
Homer: what´s hapenning?
Barney: there is a hole. it is entering a transparent not alcoholic liquid
Homer: Water?

[possessed_beaver]

*picks up old moldy sandwich*
homer: i can't stay mad at you sandwich!!! (can someone tell me what episode it is so i can download it)
hahah i also love when he does ANYTHING with a lobster, so fucking funny!