HeilSvenska
02-28-2008, 05:14 AM
I was bored. So I spent hours making this list instead of studying... or sleeping. If I forgot anything add on to it. Just make sure it's insanely crazy.
Poorly thought out names
AMC Gremlin: The name Gremlin's bad in all circumstances.
Chevrolet Citation: Ironic.
Dodge St. Regis: Too hard?
Daihatsu Applause: Delusional.
Daihatsu Naked: Cover it up.
Daihatsu Town Cube: It does what it says.
Ford Aspire: Trying, not succeeding.
Ford Probe: Anal?
Honda Life Dunk: Why you bought it.
Isuzu Hombre: Not a good name to have in the US these days.
Mazda Xedos 9: ???
Pontiac Aztek: Not only is it ugly, the name has nothing to do with the car, and it's misspelled.
Rickman Space Ranger: What's a Rickman?
Toyota Deliboy: Anything with "boy" sounds wrong.
Toyota Stout: I see what they're saying, but Stout=Beer to too many people.
Toyota Toyopet: Cute?
Volkswagen Thing: As ugly as it sounds.
Volugrafo Bimbo: It's a 40's roadster from Italy, but it's uglier than you think.
Nissan S-Cargo: I thought this was clever and endearing. S-Cargo = Escargot? And it looks like a snail!Lost in translation
Chevrolet Nova: People say this all the time. No go.
Ford Pinto: Pinto's some sort of bean, first of all, and it's small penis, apparently.
Mitsubishi Pajero: Pajero = masturbator = straw picker? = plumber? No. It's a cat. Felis pajeros.
Honda Fitta: Fitta = pussy.
Buick LaCrosse: LaCrosse = "se crosser" = masturbate.
Mazda Laputa: Laputa = "la puta" = the whore!
Toyota MR2: MR2 = "MRDeux" = Merde
Mitsubishi Starion: Starion = Stallion? Mitsubishi says "Star of Orion", which is even more preposterous.Punctuation annoyances
Kia Cee'd: Annoying.
Kia Pro_cee'd: More annoying.
Kia Ex_cee'd: Exceedingly annoying.
Honda That’s: That's what?Totally f***ed up names
Daihatsu Charade Social Poze: It's a CHARADE, for Pete's sake!
Daihatsu Rugged Field Sports Resin Top: Resin Top? It's made of leaking wood?
Dodge Dart Swinger Special: That sounds... wrong.
Geely King Kong: It's not even big.
Great Wall Wingle: ...
Honda Vamos Hobio Travel Dog: For dogs.
Honda Wonderful Open-hearted Wagon Concept: Has a dog cage in place of the glove box.
Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: ...
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard: I'd be frightened to buy a car that's "mysterious". But it's nothing more than the mundane Rodeo.
Mazda Autozam Carol MeLady
Mazda Autozam Scrum: It just sounds so unpleasant. Scrum.
Mazda Bongo Brawny
Mazda Bongo Friendee: Mad mad name for a van. But not as mad as many cars in this list.
Mazda Bounty/Fighter/Drifter: Rather exciting names for dull utility vehicles.
Mazda Proceed Marvie Will Breeze: Where did they get Marvie from?
Mazda Secret Hideout: Can't hide in this hideous thing.
Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed/Royal Exceed: Space has to do with the amount of room.
Mitsubishi Fuso Canter Guts
Mitsubishi Fuso Aero Queen: Funny if you know what Mitsubishi Fusos are.
Mitsubishi Lettuce: WTF? What does Lettuce have to do with anything?
Mitsubishi Libero RVR Super Wild Gear: Nothing wild about this wagon.
Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal: ...as small as one?
Mitsubishi Minica Skipper: I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us?: Yes. The question mark's included in the name.
Mitsubishi Pajero Jr. McTwist: What???
Mitsubishi Pajero Mini Iron Cross: Iron Cross? What does that have to do with the Japanese? Oh...
Mitsubishi Pajero Mini White Skipper: Once again, I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
Mitsubishi Silver Pigeon: It's actually a scooter, but still a ridiculous name.
Nissan Big Thumb Harmonised Truck: 3 words out of 4 words in the name make no sense.
Nissan Gloria 300 Ultima Z Gran Turismo: Totally full of itself.
Nissan Leopard J Ferie: ???
Nissan Prairie Joy Aero Express: Another ironic car.
Subaru Domingo Aladdin: Where does Aladdin come from?
Subaru Sambar Dias Astonish!!: It actually has TWO exclamation points in the name!!
Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea
Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo: %@#!$@#%@^#$&@!!!
Suzuki Mom's Personal Wagon Concept: That's nice.
Toyota Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy: Nothing can prepare you for what this car actually is...
Poorly thought out names
AMC Gremlin: The name Gremlin's bad in all circumstances.
Chevrolet Citation: Ironic.
Dodge St. Regis: Too hard?
Daihatsu Applause: Delusional.
Daihatsu Naked: Cover it up.
Daihatsu Town Cube: It does what it says.
Ford Aspire: Trying, not succeeding.
Ford Probe: Anal?
Honda Life Dunk: Why you bought it.
Isuzu Hombre: Not a good name to have in the US these days.
Mazda Xedos 9: ???
Pontiac Aztek: Not only is it ugly, the name has nothing to do with the car, and it's misspelled.
Rickman Space Ranger: What's a Rickman?
Toyota Deliboy: Anything with "boy" sounds wrong.
Toyota Stout: I see what they're saying, but Stout=Beer to too many people.
Toyota Toyopet: Cute?
Volkswagen Thing: As ugly as it sounds.
Volugrafo Bimbo: It's a 40's roadster from Italy, but it's uglier than you think.
Nissan S-Cargo: I thought this was clever and endearing. S-Cargo = Escargot? And it looks like a snail!Lost in translation
Chevrolet Nova: People say this all the time. No go.
Ford Pinto: Pinto's some sort of bean, first of all, and it's small penis, apparently.
Mitsubishi Pajero: Pajero = masturbator = straw picker? = plumber? No. It's a cat. Felis pajeros.
Honda Fitta: Fitta = pussy.
Buick LaCrosse: LaCrosse = "se crosser" = masturbate.
Mazda Laputa: Laputa = "la puta" = the whore!
Toyota MR2: MR2 = "MRDeux" = Merde
Mitsubishi Starion: Starion = Stallion? Mitsubishi says "Star of Orion", which is even more preposterous.Punctuation annoyances
Kia Cee'd: Annoying.
Kia Pro_cee'd: More annoying.
Kia Ex_cee'd: Exceedingly annoying.
Honda That’s: That's what?Totally f***ed up names
Daihatsu Charade Social Poze: It's a CHARADE, for Pete's sake!
Daihatsu Rugged Field Sports Resin Top: Resin Top? It's made of leaking wood?
Dodge Dart Swinger Special: That sounds... wrong.
Geely King Kong: It's not even big.
Great Wall Wingle: ...
Honda Vamos Hobio Travel Dog: For dogs.
Honda Wonderful Open-hearted Wagon Concept: Has a dog cage in place of the glove box.
Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: ...
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard: I'd be frightened to buy a car that's "mysterious". But it's nothing more than the mundane Rodeo.
Mazda Autozam Carol MeLady
Mazda Autozam Scrum: It just sounds so unpleasant. Scrum.
Mazda Bongo Brawny
Mazda Bongo Friendee: Mad mad name for a van. But not as mad as many cars in this list.
Mazda Bounty/Fighter/Drifter: Rather exciting names for dull utility vehicles.
Mazda Proceed Marvie Will Breeze: Where did they get Marvie from?
Mazda Secret Hideout: Can't hide in this hideous thing.
Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed/Royal Exceed: Space has to do with the amount of room.
Mitsubishi Fuso Canter Guts
Mitsubishi Fuso Aero Queen: Funny if you know what Mitsubishi Fusos are.
Mitsubishi Lettuce: WTF? What does Lettuce have to do with anything?
Mitsubishi Libero RVR Super Wild Gear: Nothing wild about this wagon.
Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal: ...as small as one?
Mitsubishi Minica Skipper: I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us?: Yes. The question mark's included in the name.
Mitsubishi Pajero Jr. McTwist: What???
Mitsubishi Pajero Mini Iron Cross: Iron Cross? What does that have to do with the Japanese? Oh...
Mitsubishi Pajero Mini White Skipper: Once again, I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
Mitsubishi Silver Pigeon: It's actually a scooter, but still a ridiculous name.
Nissan Big Thumb Harmonised Truck: 3 words out of 4 words in the name make no sense.
Nissan Gloria 300 Ultima Z Gran Turismo: Totally full of itself.
Nissan Leopard J Ferie: ???
Nissan Prairie Joy Aero Express: Another ironic car.
Subaru Domingo Aladdin: Where does Aladdin come from?
Subaru Sambar Dias Astonish!!: It actually has TWO exclamation points in the name!!
Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea
Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo: %@#!$@#%@^#$&@!!!
Suzuki Mom's Personal Wagon Concept: That's nice.
Toyota Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy: Nothing can prepare you for what this car actually is...