got back from bahamas...

[Johns]

:D just got back last night.., good news and bad news:

Good News: HOLY SHIT the girls were so HOOOOT!! Ive never seen so many hot girls everyday for 2 weeks :shock: all these blonde girls were hot too, the bodies on them was sweeet. but I did not see any topless babes on the beach :cry: I got laid by a 38yr old woman the 3rd night, Im 21. after that I didnt get laid! came home w/ blue balls.. o yea she was drunk.lmao...the younger girls were lookin for older guys so I headed for older girls. and the hot girls were with someone, sucks!

ALOT of celebs,
Michael Jordan: 4 days in a row, I saw...this mofo is siick he was gambling $20K a hand :shock: He was a cool guy but u couldnt get close to him cus of his 2 ugly bodyguards :twisted: the good thing was he went to the club late one day and I was dancin right next to him that was sweeet..he was a hoe magnet, taking my girls too..but he wasnt doin shit w/ them, from what I was seein :twisted: at the casino all he did was gamble and smoke his cigar, I dont know exactly how much money he won/lost but I saw him w/ alot of $20K chips :shock: the room that he stays in is SIIICK...cost about $25K a night for a regular person but for Jordan its free, lucky.
Tracy McGrady: basketball player for Orlando Magic. this is probly the most boring person I know with alot of money. He was not doin shit at the club, all he did was sit down while these hoes would go up to him. If I was him Id fuck them all, but he didnt do a damn thing!!
Jason Taylor: football player, dont know what team tho. He was doin shit also, but he was w/ his hot ass wife. I wanted a piece of that ass but he wouldnt leave her alone :twisted: he was not gamblin or havin fun just sittin there. his wife was gamblin, but not heavy. I saw him for like 3 days.
Mike Miller: Orlando Magic, saw him w/ Tracy McGrady sometimes. did not pay attention to him.
Orlando Pace: football player, BIG ASS mofucka!!
Charles Oakley: basketball player, this was the coolest celeb there. in the club he was gettin his shit on, dancin and havin a good time. he was gamblin w/ Jordan at the craps table.
there were more celebs there but those were the ones I saw regularly, someone told me Nascar racers were there too. I saw their yatchs parked, they were real fuckin sweeet million $$$ huge yatchs!!

bad news: my camera was takin away from me because I was takin pics in the casino :twisted: your not allowed to and I knew but I couldnt help it cus of all the hot girls in there :D the good thing was they payed what my camera cost, $300. so they bought the camera from me, too bad I dont have any pics to bring back :x the pics werent that amazin anyway that I took before camera go takin away. I had pics of Jordan too! :x On the second to last day I was on the beach and their was a FUCKIN SHAARK!!! they took us out of the water for 20mins and caught the fuckin shark, that was crazy the shark was a tiger and was about 6feet! one of those crazy mofuckas that live there caught it w/ a blade, pretty crazy. I only got laid once:oops:

I recommend this place for anyone who has money to spend cus this place will rape u cleanly. they charge for alot of bullshit, u have to pay for food(sucks and expensive) if u want to play golf or go to the gym to have to pay, water for your room, drinks(alcohol). its understandable tho cus of the people who go there, celebs and shit :?

time to d/l some videos :lol:

[gis]

welcome bak man :D

sounds like u had a blast,i think a trip for me is in order in the future.
shame about your camera though,at least they paid u for it.

answer me one thing,how was the older woman?

[Johns]

welcome bak man :D

sounds like u had a blast,i think a trip for me is in order in the future.
shame about your camera though,at least they paid u for it.

answer me one thing,how was the older woman?
oops forgot to describeher....I met her at around 3am after leavin the club, I was walkin around lookin for drunk girls :lol: anyway I see this woman playin slots so I was like fuck it..went up to her..she was about 5'4 BIG tits, slim body brunette,fuckable..and noticed that she was a lil drunk, I said hi,blablabla...would u like to get a drink :lol: she said yea so we went then I was like lets go for a walk by the beach :lol: then sat down and got to work :lol: :lol: I was really gettin down to business fast and she never stopped me from doin so :P

[gis]

LMAO,congrats dude,u actually sure she was single though.lol

sum reason the 2 words, "stiflers mom" comes into it,LMAO

congrats again dude

[SFDMALEX]

Man, I need to get out of this fucking place also. Looks like you had fun. Good job on that chick. How do you know that she was 38?

[Anonymous]

:shock: :shock: :shock: WooWooo Good Work Man!!


Jordan is a trip, he rented one of my pool and spa service homes for 3 months at 4500.00 a day. Had a dynomite japanese hottie stayin there with him. Tripped me out first time I saw em, I ain't used to being around anyone taller than me (I'm 6'3") over here its rare I find a person taller than I am, and MJ he dwarfed me... I felt like I was standin in a fuckin HOLE or something LMAO He was totally cool tho and would come out and shoot the shit with me when I was checking the pool and spa's at the place. The Babe would come out once n a while and distract the shit outta me and he laffed and told her to get back in the house.... :cry:

[666fast]

The Babe would come out once n a while and distract the shit outta me and he laffed and told her to get back in the house.... :cry:

Anyone else find that funny? Heh, MJ, the pimp. :lol:

Glad you had a good time, shame about the camera though. Good job MILF hunting!

[robruf]

So I guess that you stayed at that big ass resort, I forget the name of it, the one with the huge aqauriums where you water slide through it with the sharks all around you. Welcome back Johns. My last lay was a 37 year old super milf. This chick was so hot and horny, I know how good an older woman can be compared to little ladies of 20 years old who cannot fuck at all, congratulations are in order.

[Johns]

So I guess that you stayed at that big ass resort, I forget the name of it, the one with the huge aqauriums where you water slide through it with the sharks all around you. Welcome back Johns. My last lay was a 37 year old super milf. This chick was so hot and horny, I know how good an older woman can be compared to little ladies of 20 years old who cannot fuck at all, congratulations are in order.

Yea at the Atlantis. It was real sweet how u walk through the tunnels like in the movie Jaws, but the sharks werent that big :? they had alot of fishes it was kewl.

o yea, Im gettin some memory back, I also saw Jacob "the Jeweler" (his a top jeweler for entertainters in the US) he was wearin a sick ass watch that was probly over $100K. he was also with some HOT ASS girl :shock: I also saw Irvin Johnson:NBA player..for 3 days, he was dancin alot in the club. the girls in the club were wearin mostly skirts and shit, so hoot.. I dont know how many HOTs im going to say but dammmn the girls were hoot :shock:

the milf told me her age cus she asked for mine and I said i was 21. she smiled and I said Im lookin for an older woman on this vacation :lol: she was there with her friends, didnt ask if she had a husband(didnt care :twisted: ) when it comes to older woman with a young guy either they want to fuck or not talk :lol: :lol: O yea, I was 1 for 4 with the milfs :D the others had husbands and were like I dont cheat, Im like your on vacation w/out ur husband :?

Also the jet skiis were siick, we were doin 360s and shit and one of the bahimian guys got pissed cus we were going out faaar and rippin the jet skiis through waves :lol: I fell off the jet ski one time cus I was going tooo fast and tried to turn quickly into a 180 :lol: good thing the sharks dont like the smell of the jet ski and the shit that comes out of it cus I wouldve been shark meet :P I almost shitted my pants when I fell cus we were deep in the ocean wehre the sharks are at and it was my first time ridin jet skiis...so when I fell I tried to get on by the side, which ur suppose to hop into the rear to get on 8)

Im tryin to recoperate my brain so when I think of more stuff I did ill let you guys know :lol: :lol:

[Anonymous]

Funny thing bout jet skis is when ya first start ridin em and fall you go chasin after the fookin thing.... LOL if ya just kinda chill and catch yer breth it comes back faster than if ya chase after em :P :P :P if its a stand up type.... that is. they circle around and come right to ya :P :P