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blue8
07-28-2007, 10:09 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Unfortunately the video on YouTube has been taken down

Off on F1 has managed to get full access to the transcript of the spat between Felipe Massa and Fernando Alons0 after the European GP on Sunday. You can find it with subtitles on You Tube, too.

Fernand0: Hey little kid, you dent my paintwork

Felipe: Are you talking to me donkey face?

Fernand0: Yes, I talk to you. Get your team to buy you some glasses.

Felipe: Yeah and you get a shaver. Pussy face.

Fernand0: You were the same in Barcelona

Felipe: Me? You say this and you win. Maybe you get a job on the fairground with bumper cars. It's your style.

Fernand0: Yeah?

Felipe: Yeah

Fernand0: Yeah? And you're too small to sit in a bumper car. When you kiss your girlfriend - do you stand on a box? Does she read you bedtime story

Felipe: **** you

Fernand0: **** you

Felipe: No, I said it first.

Fernand0: How does it feel to be Michael Schumacher's bitch

Felipe: I am not his bitch

Fernand0: His Brazilian lady boy

Felipe: **** you

Fernand0: **** you and the frog in the jumper

Ron: Calm down boys, there are cameras here and I don't know any good swear words.

Or, as reported by the respective team press offices.
Fernand0 Alonso: It was a great race and I enjoyed my tremendous tustle with Felipe. He never knows when to give up and although we bumped tyres it was a fascinating contest. Bravo Felipe!

Felipe Massa: Felipe and Fernand0 enjoyed a joke and a laugh about their Lap 57 incident before they went out onto the podium. Felipe said that they were looking forward to many more great duels this season.

yg60m
07-28-2007, 10:57 AM
I like the press translations :lol:
"F... you" = " would you like to come and have a lunch tonight ?"

ARMAN
07-28-2007, 12:42 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/735003/massa_vs_alonso/

Pokiou
07-30-2007, 02:16 AM
He just gave you the translation up the top ... !! ?? :P

DeMoN
07-30-2007, 07:10 PM
lol the english translation is more vulgar than the spanish translation.

In the spanish translation, there was no mentioning about wife or boxes.