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Tyronne
06-17-2007, 01:34 AM
What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?

http://media.putfile.com/Message-from-Paris-Hilton-2007

After that message you just got to put on your favourite dvd "One Night in Paris", dim the lights, pour yourself that smooth Jack Daniels, sit back, relax, and feed the chook.
Tyronne
06-17-2007, 02:36 AM
Hell yeah i am :) and I am proud of it hehehe
pitfield
06-17-2007, 02:46 AM
I'd shout her cab fair and spend ages fucking her.
ARMAN
06-17-2007, 05:09 AM
Is this a phone message? It doesnt sound like a phone message at all 8) doesnt sound like her voice eather imo :?
Stoopie
06-17-2007, 08:10 AM
lol that's not paris at all :') nice try though ;)
TopGearNL
06-17-2007, 08:53 AM
I would say ''Sorry love this isn't the number of the rehabilitation centre''
Tyronne
06-17-2007, 08:54 AM
hahahaha I want her so bad.

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-22-34

The music is truely my love for her.
ferrarif1fan89
06-17-2007, 09:45 AM
You are officially the creepiest guy i can think of off the top of my head.
TopGearNL
06-17-2007, 09:52 AM
^^ 2nd that, nothing personal but you really are a one off :?
jorge
06-17-2007, 10:50 AM
I hate paris :x
sameerrao
06-17-2007, 11:13 AM
I would give her your number
dutchmasterflex
06-17-2007, 11:53 AM
uh oh.. tyronne bought a new guitar :roll:
TopGearNL
06-17-2007, 12:13 PM
^^ Yeah and he wants everybody to know :lol:
novass
06-17-2007, 03:21 PM
I would ask for a large loan.

I don't get the fascination with her, not just from Tyronne, but from all the people that like her. She isn't attractive IMO, she is a stuck up bitch, a whore, her singing and acting sucks and the rest of the world would be better off without her.
TopGearNL
06-17-2007, 03:54 PM
^^ Nothing to add!
Tyronne
06-17-2007, 05:55 PM
Well for the folks that love Paris Hilton we all think she could act and sing and she is all that at the same time :)
acmarttin
06-17-2007, 07:12 PM
Honestly, dude, I think you're the only one here. Why did you create an account on Jabba's World..... to talk about Paris Hilton?

I think the ninja admin is going to cut off your balls. :ninja: :fuck:
Pokiou
06-17-2007, 08:02 PM
LOL.. you are kidding right ?? she can act or sing!!! dude.. u must be deaf and blind.

Not only can she NOT. let me repeat. NOT do those things that require TALENT.. she is also ugly.
ferrarif1fan89
06-17-2007, 09:38 PM
If I gave you money, would you go away forever? Really, no joke, I have a paypal account.
silentm
06-18-2007, 12:47 PM
If I gave you money, would you go away forever? Really, no joke, I have a paypal account.

maybe i can forward a dollar or 2 to you...
dutchmasterflex
06-18-2007, 02:07 PM
If I gave you money, would you go away forever? Really, no joke, I have a paypal account.

donate to JW and maybe you can work something out with the admins ;P
TopGearNL
06-18-2007, 02:32 PM
If I gave you money, would you go away forever? Really, no joke, I have a paypal account.

donate to JW and maybe you can work something out with the admins ;P

Money can bring you everywhere :lol:
Jabba
06-18-2007, 03:12 PM
If I gave you money, would you go away forever? Really, no joke, I have a paypal account.

donate to JW and maybe you can work something out with the admins ;P

Thats not a bad idea :mrgreen:
dutchmasterflex
06-18-2007, 03:20 PM
Haha.. yea create a bunch of annoying members intentionally and get people to pay to ban them. Not a bad idea to create some revenue for JW! Too bad I spoiled it ;)
Jabba
06-18-2007, 03:23 PM
Haha.. yea create a bunch of annoying members intentionally and get people to pay to ban them. Not a bad idea to create some revenue for JW! Too bad I spoiled it ;)

Some might say that we dont even have to "create" any :P
TopGearNL
06-18-2007, 03:27 PM
^^ :lol:
dutchmasterflex
06-18-2007, 03:31 PM
Oh man, I am so tempted right now to make that thread.
Chuck Norris
06-18-2007, 04:17 PM
Haha.. yea create a bunch of annoying members intentionally and get people to pay to ban them. Not a bad idea to create some revenue for JW! Too bad I spoiled it ;)

Some might say that we dont even have to "create" any :P

What?
MotorWorld
06-18-2007, 05:28 PM
Haha.. yea create a bunch of annoying members intentionally and get people to pay to ban them. Not a bad idea to create some revenue for JW! Too bad I spoiled it ;)

Some might say that we dont even have to "create" any :P

I'd say we have plenty to make the server bills back without any silly false accounts


... starts coding 'pay to ban' hack (RC is gonna make me rich.. wheeeeeeeeee)
Jabba
06-18-2007, 05:34 PM
... starts coding 'pay to ban' hack

I could retire on the money raised to get bmw06m6 banned :P
saadie
06-18-2007, 05:57 PM
hahaha :lol:
TopGearNL
06-18-2007, 06:24 PM
... starts coding 'pay to ban' hack

I could retire on the money raised to get bmw06m6 banned :P

OMG! LMAO!!!

This line will be a JW classic in years to come :lol:
TopGearNL
06-18-2007, 06:52 PM
^^Yeah he's a legend already :lol:
MotorWorld
06-18-2007, 07:44 PM
As for Tyronne, he's so freaking weirdo that I'm starting to believe that some admin/regular is behind him... just like Chuck or Vin Diesel or batgirl :wink: I wouldn't ban him anyway, he's kinda funny actually - so desperate for a slut like Paris... makes me laugh everytime he posts! :P

chuck and vin and batgirl arent real users???


OMG
MotorWorld
06-18-2007, 10:17 PM
As for Tyronne, he's so freaking weirdo that I'm starting to believe that some admin/regular is behind him... just like Chuck or Vin Diesel or batgirl :wink: I wouldn't ban him anyway, he's kinda funny actually - so desperate for a slut like Paris... makes me laugh everytime he posts! :P

chuck and vin and batgirl arent real users???


OMG

It's hard to believe I know... but there's a conspiracy here on JW 8)

ok who hid my tinfoil hat
RC45
06-18-2007, 10:32 PM
Haha.. yea create a bunch of annoying members intentionally and get people to pay to ban them. Not a bad idea to create some revenue for JW! Too bad I spoiled it ;)

Some might say that we dont even have to "create" any :P

I'd say we have plenty to make the server bills back without any silly false accounts


... starts coding 'pay to ban' hack (RC is gonna make me rich.. wheeeeeeeeee)

Before you get too excited, be sure they actually complete the transactions.. ;)

Those mofos are such cheap son's of bitches they would never actualy send the money :P
Pokiou
06-18-2007, 10:41 PM
OI YOU ... i know where you are directing that comment to !!! :/
RC45
06-18-2007, 10:43 PM
OI YOU ... i know where you are directing that comment to !!! :/

Not really :P
ferrarif1fan89
06-18-2007, 10:55 PM
Poor Tyronne. Nobody likes that creepy bastard. :bah:
ferrarif1fan89
06-19-2007, 04:57 AM
What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?

http://media.putfile.com/Message-from-Paris-Hilton-2007

After that message you just got to put on your favourite dvd "One Night in Paris", dim the lights, pour yourself that smooth Jack Daniels, sit back, relax, and feed the chook.

Hold on, wasn't that the other not-so-attractive girl you obsess over? The "actress"? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tyronne
06-19-2007, 09:07 AM
What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?

http://media.putfile.com/Message-from-Paris-Hilton-2007

After that message you just got to put on your favourite dvd "One Night in Paris", dim the lights, pour yourself that smooth Jack Daniels, sit back, relax, and feed the chook.

Hold on, wasn't that the other not-so-attractive girl you obsess over? The "actress"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:)
dutchmasterflex
06-19-2007, 09:14 AM
... starts coding 'pay to ban' hack

I could retire on the money raised to get bmw06m6 banned :P

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9580/fatcatla2.jpg

Then I wil BUY JabbasWorld!

Haha you wish, obviously there would be rules to prevent that. For once your family's wealth cannot help you :P

Rule #1. Anyone up for ban cannot participate in "Donate to Ban"
TopGearNL
06-19-2007, 06:25 PM
^^ Yeah, its not a democracy on JW after all, its a dictatorship :mrgreen:
ferrarif1fan89
06-19-2007, 06:29 PM
What would you do if Paris Hilton calls you?

http://media.putfile.com/Message-from-Paris-Hilton-2007

After that message you just got to put on your favourite dvd "One Night in Paris", dim the lights, pour yourself that smooth Jack Daniels, sit back, relax, and feed the chook.

Hold on, wasn't that the other not-so-attractive girl you obsess over? The "actress"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:)

Yeah, thought so. Can we kick him out or what? :lol:
Tyronne
06-20-2007, 08:15 AM
Check out this crazy chick on MV Agusta http://media.putfile.com/Crazy-Biker-on-MV-Agusta-F4
Shinigami
06-20-2007, 10:20 AM
I would ask her to drive her SLR :wink:
Same here.

She's nothing special.
TopGearNL
06-20-2007, 11:22 AM
^^ She isn't, but the car is :P
Shinigami
06-20-2007, 11:36 AM
To be honest, I never quite understood some peoples facination with "celebrities". And by facination, I'm talking about being totally and utterly in love with them.

Most celebrities wouldn't touch a normal guy like me with a ten foot pole, and in most cases, I would never even see them 'out there' anyway.

It's kinda pointless really, plenty of hot chicks around you if you just look around. This is definitely not healthy for this Tyronne kid, he even said he'd cheat on his wife (kinda makes me think he shouldn't have gotten married in the first place... another one of those who did it waaaaay too early in life). tsk tsk, some people should slow down a bit.