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gottacatchup
01-16-2004, 04:55 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut?


Astronauts walk on the moon,

and MIchael Jackson touches little boys.

Maverick7K
01-16-2004, 07:07 PM
Why did Jackson go to the clothing store?

He heard little boys pants were half off

What did a mom say to Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son

CMonakar
01-18-2004, 08:45 PM
LOL

killroy
01-19-2004, 06:48 AM
Don“t get the first one

poodie
01-20-2004, 01:28 AM
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?

acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

ben
01-22-2004, 10:59 PM
whats the same between Micheal Jackson and Macdonalds

they both like to stick there meat between ten year onld buns

megahurts4
01-25-2004, 09:36 PM
What time is bedtime at the Jackson household?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

porsche94
02-01-2004, 08:02 PM
lol

Ghostbat
02-02-2004, 01:59 PM
Poor Michael :twisted: