Funny pirate jokes... well to me at least :/

[Pokiou]

What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
ARRRR-kansas!

What do young pirates like to play?
Marrrrrrrbles!

What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!

What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?
Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!

How do pirates pick up prostitutes?
Yo-Ho-Ho!

thats all for now.

[Z3uS]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/175/7930100mf2.jpg

[Pokiou]

are the god of monkeys ? lol :D :P

[ARMAN]

@Z3uS :lol: :lol: :lol:

[saadie]

Zeus .. youre adorable :mrgreen:

[asid631]

Z3uS was funnier..... :lol:

[saadie]

and like his locations is ... hes lost in paradise .. suits perfect on how he looks like .. .cutie :D :mrgreen:

[dutchmasterflex]

har har har.

I am making that same exact face as that monkey.

[Z3uS]

:oops:

[saadie]

I am making that same exact face as that monkey.

you mean zeus :lol: :lol:

[TopGearNL]

Is that your GF Z3us?

[Z3uS]

Is that your GF Z3us?
That's me :oops:

[TopGearNL]

^^ Ah I see

[Mattk]

The last two jokes were somewhat funny. The others are just bad.

But...that monkey is hilarious!!! :lol:

[novass]

Ah...monkeys....like little fur-covered, poo-flinging people.

[gucom]

^^LOL

[TopGearNL]

Poo-flinging LMAO!! :lol: