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I opened my e-mail today and there's a message from this girl i used to be with sometimes but not recently, she said this music is making her think about me :shock:
Sexual Healing
Ben Harper
Composição: Indisponível
Oh baby now let's get down tonight
Baby, I'm hot just like your oven
Well I need your lovin', and
Baby, I can't hold it much longer
No, it's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get this feeling
I need sexual healing
Sexual healing
It makes me feel so fine
It helps to relieve the mind
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that is so very good for me
Couplet :
Whenever these blue tear drops are falling, oh no
And my emotional stability is leaving me
But there is something I can do
Oh I can get on the telephone and call you up baby
Darling I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
So if you don't know the things you're dealing
Well I can tell you darling, oh it's sexual healing
Get up, get up, get up, get up Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up 'Cause you do it right
Heal me, my darling (x4)
Baby, you know I got sick this morning
Well a sea was storming up inside of me
Baby, I think I'm capsizing
All the waves are rising
And when I get this feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing
It makes me feel so fine (it's such a rush)
It helps to relieve the mind (Lord it's good for us)
Sexual healing, is good for me
Sexual healing is something so so good for me
Couplet :
Oh it’s good for us
oh it's so good to me my baby (Whoahohh)
Just grab a hold
Come take control
Of my body and mind
Soon we'll be making love
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine
Open up and let me in
Oh Darling darling, you're so great
I can’t wait for you to operate (x3)
I can’t wait for you to
(Heal me, my darling)
Oh whenever these blue teardrops are falling,
You know I come calling
Heal me, my darling
Is she trying to send me a message? :lol:
PS.: Should i give her a Sexual Healing?
yg60m
02-23-2007, 02:10 AM
It depends how she is ... :wink: But why not :P
bmagni
02-23-2007, 02:32 AM
Is she trying to send me a message? :lol:
PS.: Should i give her a Sexual Healing?
do you really have to ask ??? yann got it right on the spot
Stoopie
02-23-2007, 05:00 AM
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)
Mattk
02-23-2007, 06:35 AM
I'd hit it. Bring back the good times. :P
pitfield
02-23-2007, 08:20 AM
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
SPEEDKILLAR
02-23-2007, 10:07 AM
:lol:
Marvin Gaye sings that song
she lie
ViperASR
02-23-2007, 10:48 AM
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
Known as a Butt-her-face here :lol:
htfaber
02-23-2007, 10:54 AM
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....
Incredibly funny!
Stoopie
02-23-2007, 10:56 AM
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
Known as a Butt-her-face here :lol:
lol well in dutch plork means perfect lichaam ontzettende rot kop (translated in english: perfect body really fucked up face, so I figured it would be something like hobonafa in english :P)
The problem is i'm almost sure she doesn't know english :lol:
So she probably sent me this because the music sounds romantic, that's why i posted the lyrics :lol:
I don't think a girl would let it this clear that she wants to get fucked, unfortunately.
if she only wanted sex i wouldn't mind, but i don't want to be with her.
Stoopie
02-23-2007, 11:42 AM
^ Well if she really wanted to fuck she could've better sent this one of Marvin Gaye:
http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ll69.shtml
^ Well if she really wanted to fuck she could've better sent this one of Marvin Gaye:
http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ll69.shtml
True :lol:
cooperluke
02-23-2007, 02:52 PM
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....
Incredibly funny!
Yep, also remembered that one!! :D
Wonder if she saw the same movie?!?
Well.. I think she is toooo obvious, I don't like girls like that, too offered, but hey... the decision is yours. I wouldn't hit her...
TopGearNL
02-23-2007, 03:29 PM
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case ;)
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
LMAO!!
Ive got to remember that one :lol:
Back on topic
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5109/adimu2.jpg
Stoopie
02-23-2007, 03:33 PM
I'd say it's pretty obvious that her intentions are not exactly PG-13...
Smack that, all on the floor... :P
http://personal.ecu.edu/personj/ohgod.gif
http://www.kelloggs.de/produkte/grafik/packshots/smacks_g.jpg
TopGearNL
02-23-2007, 03:42 PM
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....
Incredibly funny!
Thats not the way to get a Dutch Lady :niet: :wink:
TopGearNL
02-23-2007, 03:45 PM
/\/\ :lol:
cooperluke
02-23-2007, 04:23 PM
Z3US... NO ONE sends a Lyric they don't know what it means!!!
And, if she didn't know English, how would she find the lyric for "that song" she liked so much??
:D
Stoopie
02-23-2007, 05:56 PM
^ LOL :P
Se for gostosa, vai la!!!
I think she wants you to invest...
Invest is a terrible word...
I think she need your healing...
I don't think a girl would let it this clear that she wants to get fucked, unfortunately.
You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned :?
Well, in fact i've been to quite a lot of college parties and believe me, at least here, girls make themselves very hard to get.
The thing actually is that i'm afraid she wants more than sex... If i bang her she will probably want a relationship and i don't want.
Mattk
02-23-2007, 11:21 PM
^But at least you'll have banged her.
You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned
I think that's only in America.
Was talking to her a few moments ago and now i know why the "request"... She is prcticatlly alone at home, since her parents travelled the weekend :roll: ... Her sister is there too but she told me she is going to sleep at a friends house tomorrow.
We'll go out tomorrow and i'll see what happens.
Mattk
02-24-2007, 01:20 AM
She is prcticatlly alone at home
Go for it!!!
Stoopie
02-24-2007, 05:43 AM
^ No but in America there are more. ;)
@Z3uS: go get 'er :D :drinking:
Mattk
02-24-2007, 09:24 AM
So basically what you're telling me is that there aren't sluts in any countries other than the US...
Sluts tend not to go to uni here.
TopGearNL
02-24-2007, 09:30 AM
Sluts are everywhere!
Mattk
02-24-2007, 09:38 AM
^That's because you live in a red light district. :P
Stoopie
02-24-2007, 09:47 AM
@TGNL: the difference between Dutch sluts and American sluts is probably that in America, the sluts look quite good.. In The Netherlands, the sluts look like whores :P
Or is this image of American sluts just another Hollywood-imprinted image? ;)
Mattk
02-24-2007, 09:53 AM
In The Netherlands, the sluts look like whores
Because they are whores, perhaps? :P
Stoopie
02-24-2007, 09:59 AM
No we have a difference between sluts and whores here ;) It's much more distinctive than in other countries I guess, that's why we put all the whores in another district ;)
Here in Brazil is the same thing, Stoopie.
Sluts looks like sluts. You can tell with ease, most of the times, whether a girl is a slut or not.
Fuck it, then dump it. LOL
Well, if she wants a relationship and you don't, then it'd be better to stay away period.
The meeting happedn yesterday, she never mentioned relashioship :mrgreen:
Fuck it, then dump it. LOL
Well, if she wants a relationship and you don't, then it'd be better to stay away period.
The meeting happedn yesterday, she never mentioned relashioship :mrgreen:
In that case you better get some protection. :D
I had protection :)
Stoopie
02-25-2007, 02:37 PM
so you've hit it?
so you've hit it?
Yes, in the end i finally made it :)
TopGearNL
02-25-2007, 02:57 PM
/\/\ pics or STFU! :mrgreen:
/\/\ pics or STFU! :mrgreen:
LOL, there were no cameras this time :lol:
TopGearNL
02-25-2007, 03:11 PM
/\/\ Sure sure.. :wink:
/\/\ Sure sure.. :wink:
:mrgreen:
Mattk
02-25-2007, 09:45 PM
LOL, there were no cameras this time
Some lack of foresight there. :P
Stoopie
02-27-2007, 04:14 AM
LOL, there were no cameras this time
Some lack of foresight there. :P
LOL!! :mrgreen: He even started a topic about it, and still doesn't get it ;)
Mattk
02-27-2007, 07:55 AM
^Haha! Good call, Stoopie!
TopGearNL
02-27-2007, 08:05 AM
Pics or STFU Gabriel! :mrgreen:
Mattk
02-27-2007, 08:07 AM
^Oh, but he forgot to take his camera. Ah, no proof... :? :P
TopGearNL
02-27-2007, 08:08 AM
/\/\ Then Gabriel --> STFU! :mrgreen:
cooperluke
02-27-2007, 08:10 AM
Or... it her again and pics or STFU!!! :D LOLOL
Mattk
02-27-2007, 08:10 AM
This is close to becoming a JW owned moment. :P
LOL guys you don't need to believe if you don't want.
I really didn't believe it was gonna end up in sex, otherwise i wouldn't create this topic, because i knew i'd be discredited.
Another thing, even if i had taken pics i wasn't gonna post them here, nor anywhere close to internet. So i guess it's just shut the fuck up Gabriel.
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