To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/mo..

[SPEEDKILLAR]

As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?

[SPEEDKILLAR]

C'mon, don't be shy, I won't laugh, I promise.

[gucom]

LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P

[ldin]

i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!
http://foot-fetish-phone-sex.biz/images/mainpic.jpg

[SPEEDKILLAR]

LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P


lol, we are male bonding.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!

:shock:

[stmoritzer]

:roll: , IMO this topic has ...


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1949/toomuchinformation2eb8.jpg

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Common guys, don't feel so insecure.

[pitfield]

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Jenna Haze.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

^^^I agree on Jenna haze, but not much on your numbers :lol:

[ViperASR]

I use the Free p0rn topic :roflmao:

[gucom]

^^lol ur a man of little needs...

[SPEEDKILLAR]

oooh, how could I forget Jessica Biel, great ass.

[Z3uS]

When i'm not on vacation (like i am now) i usually do it 4 times a week or something like it, but during vacation it's once a day and i think about a lot of women, but the one that i find myself thinking quite much is brazillian model Ellen Rocche.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

^^^^while, I can recall at your age I had almost the same "method", lol.

[gucom]

lol after seeing it in the pictures spamming topic i couldve known that was coming... i was pretty sure u werent gonna answer the question either :P

[Z3uS]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/dani_d_mas/2268_image.jpg

:P
He must have killed a lot of terrorists because of me, then.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

lol, dani, answer!!!

[gucom]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/dani_d_mas/2268_image.jpg

:P
He must have killed a lot of terrorists because of me, then.
NOW i understand what RC45 and bmw06 mean when they say we dont support the war against terror enough... they're just such big wankers we'll never be able to keep up :P

[SPEEDKILLAR]

^^^LMAO, :lol: :lol: :lol: brillant

[dutchmasterflex]

Imamsmasterrbatting right nowwaww!!

[gucom]

^^LOL

[dutchmasterflex]

done.

I think its funny how people are scared to masturbate thinking it will "ruin their sex drive."

I mean, COME on.

[ViperASR]

^^^
1 hump wonder

:lol: :wink:

[Stikz]

type bigger Dani, i can barely read what you wrote, lol. :lol:

[TopGearNL]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9354/abyyg5.gif

[ARMAN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/iseeyou.jpg

[TopGearNL]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2219/gaybk8.jpg

[ARMAN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/Krystal_Steel.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/boom.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/jessicasimpson3lz1bw.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/39891758l3wj.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/358009219l2xt.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/BRITNEY.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/UglyBetty-SelmaHayeksHugeRack.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/3607184_17859_ndn150.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/331884502453032e3a06f9.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/nipplerub.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/bouncing_boobs.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/sarahmichellegellarjerkoff.gif :D

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ :D

Jerry springer girl is the best! :mrgreen:

[ARMAN]

LOL is this really a topic posted by SPEEDKILLA? :mrgreen: I have a fishy feeling 8)

notherless be aware of other danger:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/danger_mstrb.jpg

hehe :D

[silentm]

ya so i wank about 5 times a week... and i use pronz and not gf that ends with .jpeg :D :lol: generally it's just a random movie that gets me on, not a specific girl....

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ :-/

[Stoopie]

talking about the most gay topic ever :P

[MIHALS]

Let's wank together :roll:

and as I said before:

wanking is for those, who're lazy to fuck... :wink:
















:mrgreen:

[TopGearNL]

Losers always whine about wanking, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

[dutchmasterflex]

immaa massturbbbattingggin aggagininn!!!

[ARMAN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/godkills.jpg

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ Don't think Speedkillar cares :lol:

[MIHALS]

so that's why your cat is so big ARMAN? :lol:

[ARMAN]

your cat is same size as mine :mrgreen: :shock: :oops: :P

[Stoopie]

ehw! :puke: I really don't want to know about your masturbating adventures :P

[MIHALS]

we're talking about CATS, the animals with 4 legs and a tail :wink:

or do you Stoopie call your dick a cat? :shock:

[Stoopie]

^ *sigh* :P

[dutchmasterflex]

ssststtiilliliill ggogogogooiininnnnn

[blinkmeat]

hahaha

wtf speedkiller?

[Mattk]

^Sure, dani... Apparently letting the juices flow cleans your insides.

[Tyronne]

As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?

I like to dim the lights, get in the mood with some nice pot, put on the music, to George Benson Love Song "Let it Rain", then Jerk off to Paris Hilton oh man i Love her so much.

http://media.putfile.com/Paris-Hilton-Calls-Tyronne

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4550/parishiltongranitz10867rz8.jpg


Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.

[Erez]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/ARMANCZ/godkills.jpg

8) good 8) then i'll pick up the pace.. :P
i fucking hate kats :P
DOGS RULE :P

[Mattk]

Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.

That's a pretty disturbing thought... :?

[Tyronne]

I Like this vid of Paris so much I like it when she washes the car and eats her burger

http://media.putfile.com/Paris-Hilton72

Oh shit that's the wrong video - you're right jerking off too much can cause blindness.

[Mattk]

^What does your wife think?

[Tyronne]

^What does your wife think?

Well she knows i have a fantasy with Paris she gave up trying to tell me off.

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Hey common guys, keep it serious, reading your posts cracks me up :lol:

[dutchmasterflex]

sttillllgggoinnin eveennothoughggh immmaa att workrkrrk!!

[Z3uS]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/z3us2/porrrazp9rd6.gif

[bmagni]

everyone wanks, the ones who say they don't are lying....

[dutchmasterflex]

OK that's just wrong.

[TopGearNL]

If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x :lol:

Accusing me of sucking dicks eh Speedkillar, just think about it one second, who started this topic?

[dutchmasterflex]

Banned for that? Quickly turning to a Nazi moderator eh TopGearNL?

[TopGearNL]

Banned for that? Quickly turning to a Nazi moderator eh TopGearNL?

It was meant as a sarcastic thing, just wanted to see Zeus's response :lol:

And no Im not a Nazi, I hate those f*cking bastards!

[Sir_GT]

To answer the original question...

Before my girl got pregnant... almost never...

Now that she's due... almost daily. :|

[ViperASR]

Hey common guys, keep it serious, reading your posts cracks me up :lol:

honetly, you opened a thread about masturbation and expected is to be serious :lol: :wink:

[Stoopie]

^ Well, if he was serious in the first place, I think www.gayforum.com might be a better place for him? j/k Damn :P

[SPEEDKILLAR]

To answer the original question...

Before my girl got pregnant... almost never...

Now that she's due... almost daily. :|




Damn, hold on man, hold on, it will be over soon, and you can enjoy the real thing again. :)

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys :(



p.s. I forgot to ask, where do you do it, I always do it in the shower, with hot water running down my back.

[ViperASR]

Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys :(

LMFAO :prr:

[abbor]

Reading this topic made me so sick that I'm not masturbating the next week :roll:












Just kidding... :lol:

[ARMAN]

^^ hey... pull your hand from your pants now! :mrgreen:

[Z3uS]

If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x :lol:

Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic?
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is? :P

[TopGearNL]

If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x :lol:

Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic?
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is? :P

I can't help it if it seems like somebody is spilling custard everywhere.. :wink:

[Z3uS]

If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x :lol:

Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic?
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is? :P

I can't help it if it seems like somebody is spilling custard everywhere.. :wink:
That was the intention, but the gif was blood at first and a dude from another forum turned it white and that was the result :lol:

[Mattk]

Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys

Oh... :shock:

[wasaabi92]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

[acmarttin]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

You're a cutie.

Now die.

[ViperASR]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

gay and a child molester. I guess we know what he cleans his pipes to :lol:

[HeilSvenska]

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

It all adds up!
Location: Boston, MA
I would LOVE a new Red Saab Aero convert.
They captured every A&F in the world with that one!

Right down the the names...terms...and having every guy there being a HUGE C.C!

*closet case*
etc... etc...

[Pokiou]

I sit back and let the fiance HANDLE the hrm hrm..

[ARMAN]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

instant ban! :roll:

[Z3uS]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:
Holy shit, dude!

Go get treatment! :shock:

[ViperASR]

Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?

Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger! :wink:

Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. :lol:

instant ban! :roll:

Its almost bannibal :lol:

Get it? Anyone, bannibal? HaHa? :? :lol:

[gucom]

^^lol @ the last line :lol:

[antonioledesma]

I do it thinking in tim hardaway :mrgreen:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-me8KUtXIWo

[TopGearNL]

Im surprised he didn't ask what hand we prefer to use :mrgreen:

[antonioledesma]

I don't use one hand... I use both :lol:

you know... it's a l..ooooong shaft :lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I don't use one hand... I use both :lol:

you know... it's a l..ooooong shaft :lol:



Especially when you have tiny, girly, thin hands.

[antonioledesma]

I don't use one hand... I use both :lol:

you know... it's a l..ooooong shaft :lol:



Especially when you have tiny, girly, thin hands.

damn!! You win :lol:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I don't use one hand... I use both :lol:

you know... it's a l..ooooong shaft :lol:



Especially when you have tiny, girly, thin hands.

damn!! You win :lol:



Sorry man, I had to do it :twisted: :wink:

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ :lol:

[antonioledesma]

I don't worry that much... batbitch has a small mouth :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

To who do you masturbate

http://www.jabbasworld.net/images/avatars/24798529545e0b45ccc316.jpg

:wanker: :D


Excellent but slightly disturbing phobo :D

[ViperASR]

To who do you masturbate

http://www.jabbasworld.net/images/avatars/24798529545e0b45ccc316.jpg

:wanker: :D


Excellent but slightly disturbing phobo :D

I think that means that Phobo does it to SPEEDKILLAR

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :wanker:

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ Thats some sick gay thoughts :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

You 2 sure do form the perfect team, :mrgreen: :wink:

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ Some more sick thoughts.. :mrgreen:

[SPEEDKILLAR]

I use this.

http://files.samhart.net/humor/usb-powered-wank-bot.gif


LOL, Dani, stop posting silly pics :lol:

[Erez]

danis start up is gonna make millions 8) :lol:

[Svensson]

Usually Chuck Norris, while listening to the Greatest Hits album of the Village People.

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2561.jpg http://mypickspal.com/images/cache/ChuckNorris1_165x239.jpg

Yep, that always does the trick for me!

[SPEEDKILLAR]

^^^^^the first pic is soo gay, and you know it :lol:

[ViperASR]

I think we are freakin out TGNL :lol:

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ And Erez :lol:

[Z3uS]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/z3us2/pittsburgh20fountain2020by20matthia.jpg
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/z3us2/271365the450foothighfountaintwistin.jpg

[Svensson]

^ Respek :shock: