how i became a racer

[Chuck Norris]

well, it's a long story, and i'll tell it here.

my friend razell and i were having a fight about something (i don't even remember what the hell it was...). we wanted some way to solve our problem. so razell said, "let's street race!" and i looked at him like 'are you insane?' basically i said yes, and he taught me how to street race. he got me my first car which was a red nissan 350z. that car got totaled in about 3 weeks. went down a steep hill. car flipped about 4 times. i walked away with a broken wrist and a bloody nose. next car i got was another 350z, this one was black (the one i currently race with). that one i won a few races with. i kept winning races with that car. (--SKIPPING A MONTH RIGHT HERE--) razell asked me to join the crew he was with. i joined, and got our rival crew scared. i was more then just a racer to them... i was the lead's ex-g/f. he was kind of laughing about me being a street racer. first of all because i didn't even have a driver's license or even a permit... and cause i was 15 and 5 feet tall. i was the shortest... but the toughest. i showed him wrong. i took on 2 guy in his crew in one race (dodge viper and a lamborghini gallardo... pinkslips, must i add...) and squashed them dead. i got one of the guys cars (the gold lamborghini gallardo). and there you go. really, i had really good luck with that race. too many good things happened on that day... but that was the best.

[Paul Fucking Walker]

Oh Chuck, the days when you still had your thunder, all young and rugged lookin'

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Chuck_Norris_%281976%29.jpg

[SFDMALEX]

Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?

[gigdy]

I have questions about NOS.

[BlackTransWS6]

Paul fucking Walker...I dont think anyone gets it.



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny

[Stoopie]

OMG they're back

[blinkmeat]

BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny

haha

[Mattk]

I call bullshit on this one. Gallardoes were not in existence at the time Chuck was 15. :P Nor were 350Zs.

[TopGearNL]

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

[novass]

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

[Vin Diesel]

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

[ViperASR]

OMG they're back

I was hoping they had moved on with their lives....

[TopGearNL]

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?

[Chuck Norris]

Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?

Vin, have you been perfecting your Tang Su Kamino Te techniques I taught you? You know what the perfect gift for that special friend of yours would be? A Total Gym! ;)

and mr. NL, I would've only taken the part had they offered me the position of "smokey" with a few line, and plot revisions; such as roundhouse kicking Burt "Bandit" Reynolds time and time again in slow motion!

[novass]

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks :wink: . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.

[sentra_dude]

Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?

Yes,

#1 How much horsepower does a body kit add, is it 25 or 50hp?

#2 How many seconds does double clutching save in a quarter mile run?

Thanks.

[Mattk]

LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.

OWNED! 0X About time. :P

[silentm]

haha this thread is full of funnies :P

[TopGearNL]

LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.

OWNED! 0X About time. :P

Yeah but now his gonna roundhouse kick him :wink:

[Rosie O Donnell]

It was ok when they were posting in the spam section, but now I think a ban is in order. This really is as far from funny as Rosie O'Donnel.

Little do you know, I actually raced Vin, and won. We were racing to Dunkin Donut's, and I was saved by the fact I could make it there with my eyes closed, and driving backwards even! Food, women, and speed in that order 8) Vin had no chance, I don't think he knows what his mouth is supposed to be used for :(

[Mattk]

Argh! Not more of this shit... :roll:

[silentm]

who the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell???? :?: :?:

[dutchmasterflex]

Someone needs to get drunk and go out and not stay inside instead of creating celebrity aliases on JW :\

[Mattk]

who the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell????

She's a comedian. I don't find her remarkably funny.

[novass]

who the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell????

She's a comedian. I don't find her remarkably funny.

I think calling her a comedian is a bit of a stretch LOL

Shes a fat lesbian bitch who's very voice can make your dick fall off, run away and hide under a rock.

[ViperASR]

Jabba, do "they" all have the same IP address? This is getting a little old...

[79TA]

Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?

Yes,

#1 How much horsepower does a body kit add, is it 25 or 50hp?

#2 How many seconds does double clutching save in a quarter mile run?

Thanks.

Well besides the obvious horsepower boost it lowers the car's center of gravity and then you can out corner anything up to a full-on racecar. I think it's 25 for most cars but 50 for the ivtec with huge muffler attached.

double clutching . . . this is the difference between the guys who run their nearly stock civics in the 12's and the 10's . . . :lol:

[Mattk]

I think calling her a comedian is a bit of a stretch LOL

Well I assumed her success rode on the fact that at least some portion of society found her funny. I wholehearted agree with you that she is terrible.

And what the hell does she have to do with cars, driving and vehicles in general.

[silentm]

lol i think i generally get the idea :D