How to talk like master Yoda

[TopGearNL]

in four easy steps
Talking like Jedi Master Yoda is a fun and easy way to make a joke amongst your fellow Star Wars fans. His unique style of reversing the words in a sentence are easily recognized by fans around the world.

Here's How:
1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: 'You will find what you are looking for' turns into 'Find what you are looking for, you will.'
2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'
3. Adding a 'hmmmm...' at the end of an altered question. For example, 'Do you know what I am talking about?' turns into 'Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?'
4. Adding a 'yes' to an altered statement. For example: 'You are here for my help' turns into 'Here for my help, you are... yes...'

[ae86_16v]

^ Haha, that is pretty funny. How about use this link here?

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/

or should I say:

Haha, pretty funny, that is. Or just use this link here why not, hmm? Yes, hmmm.

[HeilSvenska]

If you can speak German, it's easy. It's pretty much English in German sentence form. Yoda is German.

[Mattk]

That link is hilarious! If you try to make fun of people, Yoda tells you to wash your mouth out with soap and that Chewbacca has more manners than you.

[Stoopie]

2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'

Reminds me of Borat!

"This suit is brown............................................. ...............Not!"

[Mattk]

^No, that should be "Brown, the suit is...hmmm...yes...no."