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Paul Fucking Walker

01-19-2007, 01:45 AM

Yea I banged that Mexican broad.

Dave banged her right after me.

Vin never came to the party.

And Chuck couldnt get his penis to work as the size of Jennifers ass prevented Chuck's kicks from inflicting any damage on her womb.

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 01:48 AM

Was David there?

RC45

01-19-2007, 01:48 AM

WTF? This shit is getting out of hand.

David Hasselhoff

01-19-2007, 01:57 AM

Was David there?

Yes I was. That's he knows I am bigger than him.

Max Power

01-19-2007, 01:58 AM

no this shit got out of hand before these 'clowns' got here...but their addition has just emphasized what has already happend....

gigdy

01-19-2007, 02:00 AM

Yea I banged that Mexican broad.

Your still gay.

Mattk

01-19-2007, 02:03 AM

Oh dear. We really don't need to know about Hollywood orgies.

Paul Fucking Walker

01-19-2007, 02:10 AM

Yea I banged that Mexican broad.

Your still gay.

Your mother.

Paul Fucking Walker

01-19-2007, 02:10 AM

Oh dear. We really don't need to know about Hollywood orgies.

Are you 21? No. You are too young for this.

Mattk

01-19-2007, 02:45 AM

What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. ;)

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 03:04 AM

What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. ;)

Too right! :D

Max Power

01-19-2007, 03:10 AM

What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. ;)

u can't rent a car...

can't get alchohol is US

can't buy tobacco products in Canada

iamsurethere'smore, butthosearejusttheonesofthetopofmyhead

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 03:15 AM

What? I'm 18. I'm old enough for everything. ;)

u can't rent a car...

can't get alchohol is US

can't buy tobacco products in Canada

iamsurethere'smore, butthosearejusttheonesofthetopofmyhead

Yeah but In holland:

15 to work
16 for smoking and buying tobacco
16 for alcohol up to 14.9%
18 for alcohol over 14,9%
18 for driving a car.
18 for buying drugs
18 for renting a car
18 to vote

Don't know about Australia
:P

Mattk

01-19-2007, 07:20 AM

In Australia, 18 is the magic age. Your new life begins. At that age you can buy hitherto unavailable things, like pornographic films (of which I have none) and alcohol (of which I have spent...a decent amount on :P). You can get into places like nightclubs and strip clubs (only nightclubs for me). You can also vote and stand for elections (I haven't done either), although you can join a political party at 16. You can get a learner driver licence at 16, and your provisional 1 licence at 17. At 18 you can get your provisional 2 licence, which you keep for around 2 years before you go for your full licence.

So yeah, everything pretty much revolves around being 18.

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 07:26 AM

Did you do it safe paul or can we expect a Paul Fucking Walker Junior in about 9 months :wink:

Mattk

01-19-2007, 07:27 AM

Maybe he withdrew. Or did her up the ass.

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 07:32 AM

Maybe he withdrew. Or did her up the ass.

Maybe he was banging dave and just thought about J Lo..

Mattk

01-19-2007, 07:33 AM

^OK, that is a somewhat disturbing image. :lol:

Chuck Norris

01-19-2007, 07:34 AM

I was fucking the hotties long before you were concieved, and while it didn't work this last time, Jenny knows how powerful my roundhouse cock manuver makes her squeel like even David's abilities can't touch.

Where's my viagra?

Mattk

01-19-2007, 07:36 AM

Oh, no, Chuck is back.

TopGearNL

01-19-2007, 07:38 AM

McLaren4eVa

01-19-2007, 11:28 AM

Now there's a david, ho are these people.

gigdy

01-20-2007, 02:59 AM

Did you do it safe paul or can we expect a Paul Fucking Walker Junior in about 9 months :wink:

every one knows damn well that he shoots blanks.

Mattk

01-20-2007, 04:25 AM

That sounds like something Chuck Norris would say.

Stoopie

01-21-2007, 09:41 AM

OMG this is getting anoying

TopGearNL

01-21-2007, 09:48 AM

That sounds like something Chuck Norris would say.

You have just identified one person :lol:

Mattk

01-21-2007, 09:02 PM

:lol: Yeah, gigdy has been exposed!

gigdy

01-21-2007, 09:22 PM

:lol: Yeah, gigdy has been exposed!

If i was chuck norris you all know there would be no way to expose me. Id be chuck norris damn it.

Mattk

01-22-2007, 12:53 AM

^LOL! :lol:

TopGearNL

01-22-2007, 01:23 AM

"None can be like me for I am me and I alone can be me for being me would mean being a supreme being like me that no other can be, except me" - ChuckNorris 3:16

You read the Chuck Norris Bible or something :lol:

Mattk

01-22-2007, 01:24 AM

He probably wrote it. Maybe phatbimmer is Chuck Norris himself. :lol:

TopGearNL

01-22-2007, 01:29 AM

He probably wrote it. Maybe phatbimmer is Chuck Norris himself. :lol:

You identified another 8)

Mattk

01-22-2007, 01:35 AM

Well, no, I just re-identified the same one.

TopGearNL

01-22-2007, 01:38 AM

Well, no, I just re-identified the same one.

Maybe there doing it together, you know more people on the same account just like Dani does with his 5 brothers :wink:

Mattk

01-22-2007, 01:39 AM

just like Dani does with his 5 brothers

Ah, no wonder he has so many posts... :lol:

TopGearNL

01-22-2007, 01:43 AM

just like Dani does with his 5 brothers

Ah, no wonder he has so many posts... :lol:

:wink: :P

gigdy

01-22-2007, 02:05 AM

He probably wrote it. Maybe phatbimmer is Chuck Norris himself. :lol:

You identified another 8)

Where you in Salem Massachusetts around 1692?

TopGearNL

01-22-2007, 02:06 AM

He probably wrote it. Maybe phatbimmer is Chuck Norris himself. :lol:

You identified another 8)

Where you in Salem Massachusetts around 1692?

Uh can you count? What is my age?

j/k I get your point :wink:

Stoopie

01-22-2007, 02:58 AM

Uh can you count? What is my age?

j/k I get your point ;)

*sigh* smartass :P