Drop it like it's Hoff

[Stoopie]

http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/

Hilarious site with awesome pictures :D

http://img40.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-32338/loc491/35693_hoff.mudsplat.com_122_491lo.jpg


'Geez, I can't help laughing about all those pictures all the time :')

[blinkmeat]

http://hoff.mudsplat.com/?file=agZfIkSX1sEI4.jpg&ref=Ludwig~Van~Beethoffen


This on'e my fave :lol: most of the others are just crap

[Stoopie]

It's Friday and The Hoff says: "Strike a pose!"

[TopGearNL]

LOL!

Don't Hassel with the Hoff :mrgreen:

[Mattk]

David Hasselhoff is cool. Sure, his lifesaving skills may not have been great, but his unconvincing and wrong rescue methods still seem OK.

[Stoopie]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g61/angela_nickolson/ItsFridayHoffSaysStrikeAPose.jpghttp://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j285/dlightcap/FidayHoff-1.jpg

Who wouldn't want to be saved by him?

[Mattk]

^Oh, of he saved me, I'd be stoked, but even though my advanced lifesaving qualifications have lapsed, I think my skills far exceed his. 8)

[Stoopie]

No that's not true. David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny. You probably can't. :mrgreen:

And did you know that on his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun! :)

[Mattk]

David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny.

How does that help me if I'm drowning? He still doesn't have the skills to utilise his talent. ;)


And did you know that on his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun!

No. And I wouldn't consider them lucky. :lol:

[TopGearNL]

David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny

You seem to know a great deal about David. Experience with that have you? :wink:

[Mattk]

They were experimenting with underwater sex. :P JK

[Stoopie]

I'm just one of his worshippers _O_

[ARMAN]

http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/videoshow.php?vid=e4da3b7fbbce2345d7772b0674a318d5 #video :D

[Mattk]

haha! All funny! :lol:

[Stoopie]

Who the f*ck voted No, I'm a retard :P Well, at least you're honest. :mrgreen:

[Stoopie]

http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/videoshow.php?vid=e4da3b7fbbce2345d7772b0674a318d5 #video :D

LOL that movie is great idd :D

"Nice ass!"

Well you can't blame him, he's The Hoff!

[Mattk]

^Your fanaticism has gone to slightly disturbing heights... :P

[Stoopie]

^ I'm sorry. But I like David Hasselhoff :') Did you know he did a song recently? You can find it here:

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836&q=david+hasselhoff

Jump in my car :D


"Get out of my car!"
"But you told me you'd bring me home!"
"But it's just too far!"

xD Hilarious!

[Stoopie]

http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/videoshow.php?vid=c4ca4238a0b923820dcc509a6f75849b #video

Hahahahahahaha :') Sorry.

[Mattk]

Did you know he did a song recently?

Yeah, he recorded it whilst in Australia. It's a remake of an old Australian rock song.

[Stoopie]

^ I can't imagine the original being any better than Hoffs version :')

[Mattk]

It's slightly better. It was a real hit with baby boomers back then.

[Stoopie]

No! Can't be! Noooooo :(

[Mattk]

The video, apparently, got young male blood flowing, due to the presence of scantily-clad female dancers.

[Stoopie]

^ True, but the song is just hilarious as well :')

[Mattk]

I almost sang it to this girl I once wanted to go out with, minus the end bit, of course. I didn't, mainly because she agreed relatively readily to me taking her home, only she had me drop her off on the corner. Bitch!

[Stoopie]

^ LOL, I assume you sang that last bit then when she got out of the car? "You look like a mess!"

[Mattk]

^No, I didn't, mainly because she didn't. :lol:

[Stoopie]

^ Well you can always so that to her. Maybe she would've liked to make herself look a bit better then, and you could've offered her your mirror at your place. xD

[Mattk]

No. Besides, I liked her pretty eyes. :P

I first tried to make a move on July 2, 2006. I failed miserably after I told her I was in the Liberal Party of Australia and our once friendly relationship became somewhat combative. After many months, I finally realised it was not worth it and that I didn't like anymore anyway. It turns out she's a socialist from the Labor Left. Enough about her. 8)

David Hasselhoff is actually not a bad singer, to be perfectly honest.

[Stoopie]

^ Well have you heard him perform live? That just sucks bigtime :P But he's a great performer, and that makes his singer a bit less bad ;)

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=-5917950915482354508&q=david+hasselhoff

And another fact:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is actually based on fact, The Hoff once ate a turtle whole and when he crapped it out it was 6ft tall and had learnt karate.

[TopGearNL]

When I saw his clip ''Jump in my car'' I just couldn't stop laughing :lol:

[Stoopie]

^ Me too :D The Hoff is just hilarious :')

[TopGearNL]

^ Me too :D The Hoff is just hilarious :')

Well he´s not hilarious, just his image.. :lol:

[Mattk]

Well have you heard him perform live?

Yeah, he sang "God Rest Ye Me Gentlemen" at Carols in the Domain 2005, which is a Christmas concert featuring various singers singing Christmas songs in a park called The Domain.

[TopGearNL]

What about ''Du'' :lol:

[Mattk]

Yeah, that song is good. 8)

[Stoopie]

What would we do without The Hoff? :lol:

[TopGearNL]

What would we do without The Hoff? :lol:

Just carry on with our normal lives :P

I wouldn't miss him one second...

[Stoopie]

You wouldn't? I know I would. I wouldn't know what to do with my ceiling-sized poster of of him.

[Mattk]

What would we do without The Hoff? :lol:

Just carry on with our normal lives :P

I wouldn't miss him one second...
Hahaha! Yeah, I'm sure he's a cool guy and all, but there are better things in life than muscular middle-aged men who sing weird songs.

[TopGearNL]

What would we do without The Hoff? :lol:

Just carry on with our normal lives :P

I wouldn't miss him one second...
Hahaha! Yeah, I'm sure he's a cool guy and all, but there are better things in life than muscular middle-aged men who sing weird songs.

Exactly! He's Stoopies rolemodel apparently :wink:

I wouldn't know what to do with my ceiling-sized poster of of him.

Your scaring me! :shock:

[Mattk]

I'm afraid to see what he's done to his car. I wouldn't be surprised if he stuck red lights on the bonnet and installed some crude AI system inside. Or painted it yellow and put "Lifeguard" decals on the side.

[Stoopie]

Nah, I just have a yellow pickup truck named K.I.T.T. :) And ofcourse he's one of my many role models. _O_

[Mattk]

Do you have sirens and flashing lights on the truck like the lifeguard ones? :P